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README.md

 Marvin

"The brain the size of a planet, and all I hear is bad ideas"

This is Marvin, a Slackbot that doesn't like any of your ideas.
Inspired by this Hacker News Post: Things to say when you're losing a
technical argument. The list has been slightly modified to make it
more generic and a little less hostile.

screenshot

 Responses

All of his reponses are in index.js, but here's some examples:

  * "Trying to build a team behind that technology would be a
    staffing nightmare."
  * "That can't be generalized to a cross-platform build."
  * "Unfortunately, the license would contaminate our product."
  * "Our support infrastructure simply can't handle the volume that
    change would involve."
  * "I had one of the interns try that approach for another project,
    and it was a disaster."
  * "Yes, well, that's just not the way things work in the real
    world.",
  * "I like your idea. Why don't you write up a white paper and we'll
    review it at the next staff meeting?"

Changes are welcome, submit a PR. He is not listed on the Slack App
Directory, since OAuth is not implemented. Set up to run on Heroku,
but you can fork and host wherever.

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