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Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips
By David Carkeet
Admit it: You want to be the sole survivor of an airline disaster.
You aren't looking for a disaster to happen, but if it does, you see
yourself coming through it. I'm here to tell you that you're not out
of touch with reality you can do it. Sure, you'll take a few hits,
and I'm not saying there won't be some sweaty flashbacks later on,
but you'll make it. You'll sit up in your hospital bed and meet the
press. Refreshingly, you will keep God out of your public comments,
knowing that it's unfair to sing His praises when all of your dead
fellow-passengers have no platform from which to offer an alternative
view.
Let's say your jet blows apart at 35,000 feet. You exit the aircraft,
and you begin to descend independently. Now what?
First of all, you're starting off a full mile higher than Everest, so
after a few gulps of disappointing air you're going to black out.
This is not a bad thing. If you have ever tried to keep your head
when all about you are losing theirs, you know what I mean. This
brief respite from the ambient fear and chaos will come to an end
when you wake up at about 15,000 feet. Here begins the final phase of
your descent, which will last about a minute. It is a time of
planning and preparation. Look around you. What equipment is
available? None? Are you sure? Look carefully. Perhaps a shipment of
packed parachutes was in the cargo hold, and the blast opened the box
and scattered them. One of these just might be within reach. Grab it,
put it on, and hit the silk. You're sitting pretty.
Other items can be helpful as well. Let nature be your guide. See how
yon maple seed gently wafts to earth on gossamer wings. Look around
for a proportionate personal vehicle some large, flat,
aerodynamically suitable piece of wreckage. Mount it and ride,
cowboy! Remember: molecules are your friends. You want a bunch of
surface-area molecules hitting a bunch of atmospheric molecules in
order to reduce your rate of acceleration.
As you fall, you're going to realize that your previous visualization
of this experience has been off the mark. You have seen yourself as a
loose, free body, and you've imagined yourself in the belly-down,
limbs-out position (good: you remembered the molecules). But, pray
tell, who unstrapped your seat belt? You could very well be riding
your seat (or it could be riding you; if so, straighten up and fly
right!); you might still be connected to an entire row of seats or to
a row and some of the attached cabin structure.
If thus connected, you have some questions to address. Is your new
conveyance air-worthy? If your entire row is intact and the seats are
occupied, is the passenger next to you now going to feel free to
break the code of silence your body language enjoined upon him at
takeoff? If you choose to go it alone, simply unclasp your seat belt
and drift free. Resist the common impulse to use the wreckage
fragment as a "jumping-off point" to reduce your plunge-rate, not
because you will thereby worsen the chances of those you leave behind
(who are they kidding? they're goners!), but just because the effect
of your puny jump is so small compared with the alarming Newtonian
forces at work.
Just how fast are you going? Imagine standing atop a train going 120
mph, and the train goes through a tunnel but you do not. You hit the
wall above the opening at 120 mph. That's how fast you will be going
at the end of your fall. Yes, it's discouraging, but proper planning
requires that you know the facts. You're used to seeing things fall
more slowly. You're used to a jump from a swing or a jungle gym, or a
fall from a three-story building on TV action news. Those folks are
not going 120 mph. They will not bounce. You will bounce. Your body
will be found some distance away from the dent you make in the soil
(or crack in the concrete). Make no mistake: you will be motoring.
At this point you will think: trees. It's a reasonable thought. The
concept of "breaking the fall" is powerful, as is the hopeful message
implicit in the nursery song "Rock-a-bye, Baby," which one must
assume from the affect of the average singer tells the story not of a
baby's death but of its survival. You will want a tall tree with an
excurrent growth pattern a single, undivided trunk with lateral
branches, delicate on top and thicker as you cascade downward. A
conifer is best. The redwood is attractive for the way it rises to
shorten your fall, but a word of caution here: the redwood's lowest
branches grow dangerously high from the ground; having gone 35,000
feet, you don't want the last 50 feet to ruin everything. The
perfectly tiered Norfolk Island pine is a natural safety net, so if
you're near New Zealand, you're in luck, pilgrim. When crunch time
comes, elongate your body and hit the tree limbs at a perfectly flat
angle as close to the trunk as possible. Think!
Snow is good soft, deep, drifted snow. Snow is lovely. Remember that
you are the pilot and your body is the aircraft. By tilting forward
and putting your hands at your side, you can modify your pitch and
make progress not just vertically but horizontally as well. As you go
down 15,000 feet, you can also go sideways two-thirds of that
distance that's two miles! Choose your landing zone. You be the boss.
If your search discloses no trees or snow, the parachutist's
"five-point landing" is useful to remember even in the absence of a
parachute. Meet the ground with your feet together, and fall sideways
in such a way that five parts of your body successively absorb the
shock, equally and in this order: feet, calf, thigh, buttock, and
shoulder. 120 divided by 5 = 24. Not bad! 24 mph is only a bit faster
than the speed at which experienced parachutists land. There will be
some bruising and breakage but no loss of consciousness to delay your
press conference. Just be sure to apportion the 120-mph blow in equal
fifths. Concentrate!
Much will depend on your attitude. Don't let negative thinking ruin
your descent. If you find yourself dwelling morbidly on your
discouraging starting point of seven miles up, think of this: Thirty
feet is the cutoff for fatality in a fall. That is, most who fall
from thirty feet or higher die. Thirty feet! It's nothing! Pity the
poor sod who falls from such a "height." What kind of planning time
does he have?
Think of the pluses in your situation. For example, although you fall
faster and faster for the first fifteen seconds or so, you soon reach
"terminal velocity" the point at which atmospheric drag resists
gravity's acceleration in a perfect standoff. Not only do you stop
speeding up, but because the air is thickening as you fall, you
actually begin to slow down. With every foot that you drop, you are
going slower and slower.
There's more. When parachutists focus on a landing zone, sometimes
they become so fascinated with it that they forget to pull the
ripcord. Since you probably have no ripcord, "target fixation" poses
no danger. Count your blessings.
Think of others who have gone before you. Think of Vesna Vulovic, a
flight attendant who in 1972 fell 33,000 feet in the tail of an
exploded DC-9 jetliner; she landed in snow and lived. Vesna knew
about molecules.
Think of Joe Hermann of the Royal Australian Air Force, blown out of
his bomber in 1944 without a parachute. He found himself falling
through the night sky amid airplane debris and wildly grabbed a piece
of it. It turned out to be not debris at all, but rather a fellow
flyer in the process of pulling his ripcord. Joe hung on and, as a
courtesy, hit the ground first, breaking the fall of his savior and a
mere two ribs of his own. Joe was not a quitter. Don't you be.
Think of Nick Alkemade, an RAF tailgunner who jumped from his flaming
turret without a parachute and fell 18,000 feet. When he came to and
saw stars overhead, he lit a cigarette. He would later describe the
fall as "a pleasant experience." Nick's trick: fir trees, underbrush,
and snow.
But in one important regard, Nick is a disappointment. He gave up. As
he plummeted to Germany, he concluded he was going to die and felt "a
strange peace." This is exactly the wrong kind of thinking. It will
get you nowhere but dead fast. You cannot give up and plan
aggressively at the same time.
To conclude, here are some words that might help you avoid such a
collapse of resolve on your way down.
* "Keep a-goin'." (Frank L. Stanton)
* "Failure is not an option." (Ed Harris, as the guy in Apollo 13
who says, "Failure is not an option")
* "'Hope' is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops-at all." (Emily Dickinson)
Note: A different version of Unplanned Freefall was originally
published in Modern Humorist.
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