https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/blog/2016/11/26/the-camden-bench/ | Skip to Main Content IanVisits Logo * What's on in London + London Today + London Tomorrow + London this Weekend + Free exhibitons + What's on in July 2021 + What's on in August 2021 + What's on in September 2021 + What's on in October 2021 + Add an Event * London News * Anniversaries * London Museums * Contact Me * What's on in London * London News * Anniversaries * London Museums * Free exhibitons * Contact Me The Camden Bench Posted on 26 November 2016 by Posted in Architecture Four years ago a new form of street furniture started to appear in London, the Camden Bench, a specially commissioned piece of amorphous concrete designed to deter anti-social behaviour. Quite what is anti-social will vary depending on the person, but Camden Council needed new seats for its streets, but also wanted to ensure they were for use by the correct sort of people. So they commissioned the Camden Bench. camden-bench-02 It's a lump of aggregate concrete with just enough shape to suggest it might be a bench for sitting on, but none of the normal indicators that it is indeed, a bench. In a land of mostly wooden benches, it's a modern reinterpretation of the park bench for an urban setting. While seemingly a utility for footsore Londoners, it's primary design aim is to discourage the wrong sort of use. It offers rest to weary office bums, but offers no respite for homeless bums. The slight angles on the top seem designed to make sitting more confortable, but actually make sleeping very difficult. In this regard, the Camden Bench is not unique, as many benches have arm rests, not for comfort but to ensure there isn't enough space to sleep on them. However, these lumps of municipal concrete go further, they are covered in a waterproof anti-graffiti coating. They lack any nooks and crannies for lazy people to stuff empty food packets - or drugs - into. The irregular shape even makes them unusable for skateboarders who like to skim along surface edges. camden-bench-03 The aim to dissuade the wrong sort of use, or user, is not entirely unlaudable, but this rather ugly lump of concrete seems to have taken utility to the extreme and put municipal demands ahead of decorative pleasures. It is possible to design things that encourage a certain sort of behaviour without looking ugly. A good example are the "pig ears" -- small inserts of metal in the edges of stone walls and benches, that look modest, but are deliberate, as they deter skateboarders. Maybe skateboarders are not a menace to be controlled, but if they are, at least the control is aesthetically acceptable. Anti-homeless spikes gained a lot of publicity in recent years, even though they have been around for centuries, but anyone ever complain about buildings with decorative stones embedded into the floor? Probably not, but they serve the same function -- to deter people from sleeping there. The issue is, if a council wants to nudge people's behaviour, at least do so decoratively. Not by using lumps of concrete, which while cleverly designed, are about as decorative as the urine filled corner of a council estate tower block. camden-bench-01 [INS::INS] NEWSLETTER Be the first to know what's on in London, and the latest news published on ianVisits. Your name[ ] Your email[ ] Monday news roundup [*] Wednesday events guide [*] HP[ ] [Subscribe] You can unsubscribe at any time from my weekly emails. < Elizabeth Line's arrival to see cuts to buses along Oxford Street An astonishing display of an obsessive collection of film facts > Tagged with: camden, street furniture SUPPORT THIS WEBSITE This website has been running now for just over a decade, and while advertising revenue contributes to funding the website, but doesn't cover the costs. 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Has anyone warned the NHS to expect a cluster of haemorrhoidectomies in Camden in a few years time? + Ian Visits says: 26 November 2016 at 6:59 pm Unlikely, as the old wives tale about cold surfaces, is like most old wives tales - just an inaccurate myth. 2. BF says: 26 November 2016 at 10:05 pm You can see that skateboarders have skated the bench in the second photograph. Good attempt by Camden, but they've actually created a challenge, rather than an impossibility. I think Camden are doing more than any other borough to make the city a liveable place, but these benches are an interesting anomaly. + GT says: 27 November 2016 at 8:47 am I think Camden are doing more than any other borough to make the city a liveable place, Possibly, but if they want to do more, their Weights & Measures dept needs a call .... [ Czech & Slovak House W End Lane - seriously short measure & lying about what constitutes a Pint, too! ] + John says: 26 November 2017 at 10:42 pm Not really relevant mate 3. John Mac says: 28 November 2016 at 9:46 am This seating at Littlehampton is pretty cool - useless to skateboarders, uncomfortable for sleeping on. Kids do treat it as a climbing frame though http://nlamspro02/pwa/_layouts/pwa/ admin/admin.aspx 4. Espadrilles says: 29 November 2016 at 3:43 pm A Photographer - Marc Vallee - has published three editions of "Anti-skateboarding devices" - with photos of the various "pigs ears" and spikes etc https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/ gallery/2014/jun/13/anti-skating-board-architecture-in-pictures It makes for a very interesting photographic subject on the subtle ways spaces are designed to control or prohibit certain uses. This bench on the other hand, is very unsubtle. It says "go away" in big shouty letters. 5. Robert Prince says: 30 November 2016 at 12:41 pm If they make benches impossible to sleep on then I think they should provide places where homeless people can sleep. The bench surface may be impervious to paint but is presumably not impervious to glue. Many street artists create paste-ups which would no doubt work nicely on these benches. Similarly, people could express their opinions about these horrible lumps of concrete by gluing deprecatory notes to them. + Jon says: 26 November 2017 at 6:05 pm I think a place provided for homeless people to sleep is called a hostel 6. Ted leaf says: 26 November 2017 at 7:16 pm And how many hostels has Camden got,with how many spaces ? + Paul says: 3 January 2018 at 3:54 pm Quite a few: https://www.camden.gov.uk/ccm/content/contacts/ non-council-contacts/contact-hostels-homeless-mixed/ Total number of hostel bedspaces in Camden is around 1,000, with a further 150 floating support places for people recently rehoused, or at risk of homelessness. However, that probably reflects a small reduction over the last few years. 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