http://www.bitelabs.org/ [logo] * What We Do * Get Involved * Process * Vision * Contact top [C-thunderclap] What is Thunderclap? Thunderclap is the first crowd-speaking platform that helps people be heard by saying something together. How does Thunderclap work? If enough people support it, Thunderclap will blast out a timed Facebook Post or Tweet from all your supporters, creating a wave of attention. EAT CELEBRITY MEAT BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami. Watch Now Learn more about us You've never experienced celebrities like this [B01] Celebrity It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. [B02] Culture Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. [B03] Meats In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie. Learn more about our process > ? [megaphones] HELP GET CELEBRITIES ON BOARD Let's tell the world we want to #EatCelebrityMeat Tweet at your favorite celebrities and support us on Thunderclap ? James Franco He's sexy. He's artsy. Let's make him salami The Franco salami must be smoky, sexy, and smooth. Franco's meat will pair with lean, strong venison. Sharp Tellicherry peppercorns and caramelized onions provide Franco's underlying flavors, complemented by a charming hint of lavender. The Franco salami's taste will be arrogant, distinctive, and completely undeniable. Tweet at James Franco and help make the Franco Salami real Jennifer Lawrence A different type of Hunger Game The JLaw salami will be complemented by a mixture of rabbit and pork. A charming and confident flavor profile, the JLaw salami is coarse ground in a rustic style, smoothed with notes of honey, and spiced with orange zest and ginger. Always surprising, this salami will never fail to entertain. Tweet at Jennifer Lawrence and help make the JLaw salami real Kanye West Always push the boundaries in taste The Kanye Salami will pull no punches: heavy, and boldly flavored, pure Kanye West meat will blend with rich, coarse-ground pork. Hungarian paprika and worcestershire give Kanye an underlying smokiness, spiced up with hints of jalapeno. The Kanye Salami is best paired with strong straight bourbon. Tweet at Kanye West and help make the Kanye salami real Ellen DeGeneres Please welcome the Ellen Salami As a salami, we see Ellen Salami composition blended with ostrich. Black pepper and garlic with a playful kick of mustard give the Ellen salami a highly approachable and well-rounded flavor. A hint of brandy and shallots will finish off the Ellen salami in exquisite fashion. Tweet at Ellen DeGeneresand help make the Ellen Salami real Who else do you want to eat? Tweet at them with #EatCelebrityMeat Process We start with top-quality ingredients, and time-honored recipes for the creation of fine cured meats. We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blends. Starting with biopsied myoblast cells, we grow our healthy, rich, meats in Bite Labs' own bioreactors. Our process yields high-quality, luxury protein, in a sustainable manner that eliminates the environmental and ethical concerns associated with traditional livestock production. Learn More The Future of Meat Eco-Friendly Celebrity meat production requires less than 1% of the amount of land needed for traditional farming. Currently, 70% of the world's farmland (almost 30% of the entire earth's surface) is used for raising animals. Meat production today is simply unsustainable: unless a radical change is made, the price of meat will eventually rise out of control. Lab grown meats are the future. Health Bite Labs' meats are not affected by the growth hormones administered to farm animals, nor are they in contact with pesticides or other chemicals associated with industrial farming. The nutritional content of our products can be rigorously controlled. Farms are dirty, and animals prone to infection; Bite Labs is a clean space where we can grow safer, healthier products. Famous and want your meat produced? [ ] Thanks! We look forward to contacting you. Fascinated? Stay updated or get involved. [ ] Thanks! We'll keep you up-to-date with our progress. Contact --------------------------------------------------------------------- Email us Legal --------------------------------------------------------------------- Terms & Conditions Social --------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter Facebook Tumblr [logo] COPYRIGHT 2014. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. BITELABS IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY OF THE PERSONALITIES LISTED ON THIS SITE AND DOES NOT CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ACTIONS OR ADVERSE SITUATIONS CREATED AS A RESULT OF OUR CONTENT [hellov]