to Murray his intention of abusing the thing "
without reading it
." So much the better; if he redde it first, he would abuse it more.


Allen
3
(Lord
Holland's
Allen—the best informed and one of the ablest men I know—a perfect Magliabecchi
4
—a devourer, a
Helluo
of books, and an observer of men,) has lent me a quantity of Burns's
5
unpublished and never-to-be-published Letters. They are full of oaths and obscene songs. What an antithetical mind!—tenderness, roughness—delicacy, coarseness—sentiment, sensuality—soaring and grovelling, dirt and deity—all mixed up in that one compound of inspired clay!


It seems strange; a true voluptuary will never abandon his mind to the grossness of reality. It is by exalting the earthly, the material, the
physique
of our pleasures, by veiling these ideas, by forgetting them altogether, or, at least, never naming them hardly to one's self, that we alone can prevent them from disgusting.






Footnote 1:
  Mrs. Packwood is the wife of George Packwood, "the celebrated Razor Strop Maker and Author of
The Goldfinch's Nest
," whose shop was at 16, Gracechurch Street.
Packwood's Whim; The Goldfinch's Nest, or the Way to get Money and be Happy
, by George Packwood, was published in 1796, and reached a second edition in 1807. It is a collection of his advertisements in prose and verse. The poet, whom Packwood kept, apparently lived in Soho (p. 21), from his verses which appeared in the
True Briton
for November 9, 1795:
"If you wish, Sir, to Shave—nay, pray look not grave,
Since nothing on earth can be worse,
To P—d repair, you're shaved to a hair,
Which I mean to exhibit in verse.

"When in moving the beard—I wish to be heard—
The dull razor occasions a curse,
The strop that I view will its merits renew;
Behold I record it in verse.

"Some in fashion's tontine disperse all their spleen,
And others their destinies curse;
But P—d's fine taste, with his Strops and his Paste,
Which I'll show you in Prose and in Verse.

"I have taken this plan to comment on a man,
Whose merit I'm proud to rehearse;
For a razor and knife he will sharpen for life,
And deserves every praise in my verse.
"Soho, Nov. 6, 1795."

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Footnote 2:
 
The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy
, "By a Lady," was published anonymously in 1747. The 4th edition (1751) bears the name of H. Glasse. The book was at one time supposed to be the work of Dr. John Hill (1716-1775), and to contain the proverb, "First catch your hare, then cook it." But Hill's claim is untenable, and the proverb is not in the book.


Mrs. Rundell's
Domestic Cookery
was one of Murray's most successful publications. In Byron's lines, "To Mr. Murray" (March 25, 1818), occurs the following passage:
"Along thy sprucest bookshelves shine
The works thou deemest most divine—
The 'Art of Cookery,' and mine,
My Murray."
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Footnote 3:
  John Allen, M.D. (1771-1843), accompanied Lord Holland to Spain (1801-5 and 1808-9), and lived with him at Holland House. His
Inquiry into the Rise and Growth of the Royal Prerogative in England
, his numerous articles in the
Edinburgh Review
, and his life of Fox in the
Encyclopedia Britannica
, and many other works, justify Byron's praise. In the social life of Holland House he was a prominent figure, and to it, perhaps, he sacrificed his literary powers and acquirements. He was Warden of Dulwich College (1811-20), and Master (1820-43). Allen was the author of the article in the
Edinburgh Review
on Payne Knight's
Taste
, in which he severely criticized Pindar's Greek, and which Byron, probably trusting to Hodgson (see
Letters
, vol. i. p. 196,
note
1), or possibly misled by similarity of sound (H. Crabb Robinson's
Diary
, vol. i. p. 277), attributed to "classic Hallam, much renowned for Greek" (
English Bards, etc.
, line 513).

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Footnote 4:
 Antonio Magliabecchi (1633-1714) was appointed, in 1673, Librarian to the Grand-Duke of Tuscany, to whom he bequeathed his immense collection of 30,000 volumes. In Burton's
Book-hunter
(p. 229) it is said that Magliabecchi
"could direct you to any book in any part of the world, with the precision with which the metropolitan policeman directs you to St. Paul's or Piccadilly. It is of him that the stories are told of answers to inquiries after books, in these terms: 'There is but one copy of that book in the world. It is in the Grand Seignior's library at Constantinople, and is the seventh book in the second shelf on the right hand as you go in.'"
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Footnote 5:
  Byron himself was "likened to Burns," and Sir Walter Scott, commenting on the comparison in a manuscript note, says,
"Burns, in depth of poetical feeling, in strong shrewd sense to balance and regulate this, in the tact to make his poetry tell by connecting it with the stream of public thought and the sentiment of the age, in commanded wildness of fancy and profligacy or recklessness as to moral and occasionally as to religious matters, was much more like Lord Byron than any other person to whom Lord B. says he had been compared.

"A gross blunder of the English public has been talking of Burns as if the character of his poetry ought to be estimated with an eternal recollection that he was a peasant. It would be just as proper to say that Lord Byron ought always to be thought of as a Peer. Rank in life was nothing to either in his true moments. Then, they were both great Poets. Some silly and sickly affectations connected with the accidents of birth and breeding may be observed in both, when they are not under the influence of 'the happier star.' Witness Burns's prate about independence, when he was an exciseman, and Byron's ridiculous pretence of Republicanism, when he never wrote sincerely about the Multitude without expressing or insinuating the very soul of scorn."
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December 14th, 15th, 16th, 1813


Much done, but nothing to record. It is quite enough to set down my thoughts,—my actions will rarely bear retrospection.


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December 17th, 18th, 1813


Lord Holland told me a curious piece of sentimentality in Sheridan. The other night we were all delivering our respective and various opinions on him and other
hommes marquans
, and mine was this:—"Whatever Sheridan has done or chosen to do has been,
par excellence
, always the
best
of its kind. He has written the
best
comedy (
School for Scandal
), the
best
drama (in my mind, far before that St. Giles's lampoon, the
Beggar's Opera
), the best farce (the
Critic
—it is only too good for a farce), and the best Address (Monologue on Garrick), and, to crown all, delivered the very best Oration (the famous Begum Speech) ever conceived or heard in this country." Somebody told S. this the next day, and on hearing it he burst into tears!


Poor Brinsley! if they were tears of pleasure, I would rather have said these few, but most sincere, words than have written the Iliad or made his own celebrated Philippic. Nay, his own comedy never gratified me more than to hear that he had derived a moment's gratification from any praise of mine, humble as it must appear to "my elders and my betters."


Went to my box at Covent Garden to-night; and my delicacy felt a little shocked at seeing S——'s mistress (who, to my certain knowledge, was actually educated, from her birth, for her profession) sitting with her mother, "a three-piled b——d, b——d Major to the army," in a private box opposite. I
felt
rather indignant; but, casting my eyes round the house, in the next box to me, and the next, and the next, were the most distinguished old and young Babylonians of quality;—so I burst out a laughing. It was really odd; Lady ——
divorced
—Lady —— and her daughter, Lady ——, both
divorceable
—Mrs. ——, in the next the
like
, and still nearer ———!
1
What an assemblage to
me
, who know all their histories. It was as if the house had been divided between your public and your
understood
courtesans;—but the intriguantes much outnumbered the regular mercenaries. On the other side were only Pauline and
her
mother, and, next box to her, three of inferior note. Now, where lay the difference between
her
and
mamma
, and Lady —— and daughter? except that the two last may enter Carleton and any
other house
, and the two first are limited to the opera and b—— house. How I do delight in observing life as it really is!—and myself, after all, the worst of any. But no matter—I must avoid egotism, which, just now, would be no vanity.


I
have
lately written a wild, rambling, unfinished rhapsody, called "
The Devil's Drive
" the notion of which I took from Person's "
Devil's Walk
."
2
Redde some Italian, and wrote two Sonnets on ——. I never wrote but one sonnet before, and that was not in earnest, and many years ago, as an exercise—and I will never write another. They are the most puling, petrifying, stupidly platonic compositions. I detest the Petrarch so much, that I would not be the man even to have obtained his Laura, which the metaphysical, whining dotard never could.






Footnote 1:
  "These names are all left blank in the original" (Moore).

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Footnote 2:
  Richard Person did not write
The Devil's Walk
, which was written by Coleridge and Southey, and published in the
Morning Post
for September 6, 1799, under the title of
The Devil's Thoughts
.

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January 16th, 1814


To-morrow I leave town for a few days. I saw Lewis to-day, who is just returned from Oatlands, where he has been squabbling with Mad. de Stael about himself,
Clarissa Harlowe
, Mackintosh, and me. My homage has never been paid in that quarter, or we would have agreed still worse. I don't talk—I can't flatter, and won't listen, except to a pretty or a foolish woman. She bored Lewis with praises of himself till he sickened— found out that
Clarissa
was perfection, and Mackintosh the first man in England. There I agree, at least
one
of the first—but Lewis did not. As to
Clarissa
, I leave to those who can read it to judge and dispute. I could not do the one, and am, consequently, not qualified for the other. She told Lewis wisely, he being my friend, that I was affected, in the first place; and that, in the next place, I committed the heinous offence of sitting at dinner with my
eyes
shut, or half shut. I wonder if I really have this trick. I must cure myself of it, if true. One insensibly acquires awkward habits, which should be broken in time. If this is one, I wish I had been told of it before. It would not so much signify if one was always to be checkmated by a plain woman, but one may as well see some of one's neighbours, as well as the plate upon the table.


I should like, of all things, to have heard the Amabæan eclogue between her and Lewis—both obstinate, clever, odd, garrulous, and shrill. In fact, one could have heard nothing else. But they fell out, alas!—and now they will never quarrel again. Could not one reconcile them for the "nonce?" Poor Corinne—she will find that some of her fine sayings won't suit our fine ladies and gentlemen.


I am getting rather into admiration of [Lady C. Annesley] the youngest sister of [Lady F. Webster]. A wife would be my salvation. I am sure the wives of my acquaintances have hitherto done me little good. Catherine is beautiful, but very young, and, I think, a fool. But I have not seen enough to judge; besides, I hate an
esprit
in petticoats. That she won't love me is very probable, nor shall I love her. But, on my system, and the modern system in general, that don't signify. The business (if it came to business) would probably be arranged between papa and me. She would have her own way; I am good-humoured to women, and docile; and, if I did not fall in love with her, which I should try to prevent, we should be a very comfortable couple. As to conduct,
that
she must look to. But
if
I love, I shall be jealous;—and for that reason I will not be in love. Though, after all, I doubt my temper, and fear I should not be so patient as becomes the
bienséance
of a married man in my station. Divorce ruins the poor
femme
, and damages are a paltry compensation. I do fear my temper would lead me into some of our oriental tricks of vengeance, or, at any rate, into a summary appeal to the court of twelve paces. So "I'll none on't," but e'en remain single and solitary;—though I should like to have somebody now and then to yawn with one.


Ward, and, after him, ——, has stolen one of my buffooneries about Mde. de Stael's Metaphysics and the Fog, and passed it, by speech and letter, as their own. As
Gibbet
says, "they are the most of a gentleman of any on the road."
1
W. is in
sad
enmity with the Whigs about this Review of Fox
2
(if he
did
review him);—all the epigrammatists and essayists are at him. I hate
odds
, and wish he may beat them. As for me, by the blessing of indifference, I have simplified my politics into an utter detestation of all existing governments; and, as it is the shortest and most agreeable and summary feeling imaginable, the first moment of an universal republic would convert me into an advocate for single and uncontradicted despotism. The fact is, riches are power, and poverty is slavery all over the earth, and one sort of establishment is no better nor worse for a
people
than another. I shall adhere to my party, because it would not be honourable to act otherwise; but, as to
opinions
, I don't think politics
worth
an
opinion
.
Conduct
is another thing:—if you begin with a party, go on with them. I have no consistency, except in politics; and
that
probably arises from my indifference on the subject altogether.






Footnote 1:
 The
Beaux' Stratagem
, by George Farquhar (act iv. sc. 3):


Gibbet And I can assure you, friend, there's a great deal of address and good manners in robbing a lady: I am most a gentleman that way that ever travelled the road.
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Footnote 2:
  An article by Ward on
The Correspondence of Gilbert Wakefield with Mr. Fox
, in the
Quarterly Review
for July, 1813.

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February 18th [1814]


Better than a month since I last journalised:—most of it out of London and at Notts., but a busy one and a pleasant, at least three weeks of it. On my
return
, I find all the newspapers in hysterics, and town in an uproar, on the avowal and republication of two stanzas on Princess Charlotte's weeping at Regency's speech to Lauderdale in 1812
1
. They are daily at it still;—some of the abuse good, all of it hearty. They talk of a motion in our House upon it—be it so.


Got up—
redde
the
Morning Post
containing the battle of Buonaparte
2
, the destruction of the Customhouse
3
, and a paragraph on me as long as my pedigree, and vituperative, as usual
4
.


Hobhouse is returned to England. He is my best friend, the most lively, and a man of the most sterling talents extant.


The Corsair
has been conceived, written, published, etc., since I last took up this journal. They tell me it has great success;—it was written
con amore
, and much from
existence
. Murray is satisfied with its progress; and if the public are equally so with the perusal, there's an end of the matter.



Nine o'clock.


Been to Hanson's on business. Saw Rogers, and had a note from Lady Melbourne, who says, it is said I am "much out of spirits." I wonder if I really am or not? I
have
certainly enough of "that perilous stuff which weighs upon the heart,"
5
and it is better they should believe it to be the result of these attacks than of the real cause; but—ay, ay, always
but
, to the end of the chapter.


Hobhouse has told me ten thousand anecdotes of Napoleon, all good and true. My friend H. is the most entertaining of companions, and a fine fellow to boot.


Redde a little—wrote notes and letters, and am alone, which Locke says is bad company. "
Be
not solitary, be not idle."
6
—Um!—the idleness is troublesome; but I can't see so much to regret in the solitude. The more I see of men, the less I like them. If I could but say so of women too, all would be well. Why can't I? I am now six-and-twenty; my passions have had enough to cool them; my affections more than enough to wither them,—and yet—and yet—always
yet
and
but
—"
Excellent
well, you are a fishmonger—get thee to a nunnery."
7
—"They fool me to the top of my bent."
8



Midnight.


Began a letter, which I threw into the fire. Redde—but to little purpose. Did not visit Hobhouse, as I promised and ought. No matter, the loss is mine. Smoked cigars.


Napoleon!—this week will decide his fate. All seems against him; but I believe and hope he will win—at least, beat back the invaders. What right have we to prescribe sovereigns to France? Oh for a Republic! "
Brutus
, thou sleepest."
9
Hobhouse abounds in continental anecdotes of this extraordinary man; all in favour of his intellect and courage, but against his
bonhommie
. No wonder;—how should he, who knows mankind well, do other than despise and abhor them?


The
greater the equality, the more impartially evil is distributed, and becomes lighter by the division among so many—therefore, a Republic!
10


More
notes from Madame de Stael unanswered—and so they shall remain.
11
I admire her abilities, but really her society is overwhelming—an avalanche that buries one in glittering nonsense—all snow and sophistry.


Shall I go to Mackintosh's on Tuesday? um!—I did not go to Marquis Lansdowne's nor to Miss Berry's, though both are pleasant. So is Sir James's,—but I don't know—I believe one is not the better for parties; at least, unless some