THE KITCHEN KALENDAR
Pastry and Bun day
Ought to be Monday.
Then Irish Stews-day
Falls on a Tuesday.
Dine-out-with-friends day,
Let’s make that Wednesday.
Next, Apple-pie day
Should always be Friday.
Sausage-in-batter day,
Put that down Saturday.
But what about Sunday?
Oh, take a rest one day.
Kitchen scene