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| Scotch folks’ humour, | Frontispiece |
| “Plenty o’ milk for a’ the parritch,” | 35 |
| “Three fauts to his sermon,” | 91 |
| “Ye didna seem to ha’e catch’d mony,” | 98 |
| “This wee black deev’luck, we ca’ Wee Macgregor o’ the Tron!” | 106 |
| “Can ye tell me how long Adam continued in a state of innocence?” | 120 |
| “I’m geyan weel on mysel’, sir,” | 131 |
| “I hae happit mony a faut o’ yours,” | 138 |
| “The foxes’ tails,” | 168 |
| “They mind their ain business,” | 215 |
| “Can ye no show him yer Government papers?” | 322 |
| “We do a’ oor ain whistlin’ here,” | 325 |
| “My—my faither’s below’t!” | 326 |
| “If ye was a sheep, ye wad hae mair sense,” | 328 |
| “Jamie Carlyle, sir, feeds the best swine that come into Dumfries market,” | 335 |
| “Hoo the deil do you ken whether this be the road or no?” | 383 |