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Advice Gratis, 291, 305
After Dinner—at the Close of the Year, 1
After the Event, 268
"Airy Fairy Lilly 'Un!" 125
"All's (Fairly) Well," 189
"And a good Judge, too," 87
Anglo-American French, 108
Another Rural Conference, 37
Another Shakspeare, 133
Any Man to any Woman, 227
April Showers, 198
Archdeacon Answered (The), 310
"Are you Hansard now?" 133
'Arry Examined, 15
'Arry on Wheels, 217
Ars Longa, 221
Art in the City, 232
Atrabilious Liverpool, 6
Aspirations, 262
At Mrs. Ram's, 42
Attack on the "Capital" (The), 66
Bachelor's Growl (A), 294
Berlin Citizen's Diary (A), 190
Better and Better, 268
"Beyond the Dreams of Avarice," 161
Bird of Prey (A), 230
Blizzard from the North, 278
Boat-Race Day, 169
Bogie Man (The), 138
Bones of Joseph (The), 313
Bos v. Boss, 9
Bounds of Science (The), 182
Boxing Imbroglio (The), 39
Brawling at Home and Abroad, 179
Breaking, 186
Brer Fox and Old Man Crow, 281
Bridal Wreath (The), 42
Broken Bonds, 182
Brother Brush, A.R.A., 65
Brown-Jones Incident (The), 197
Burial of the "Broad Gauge" (The), 266
Burning Words, 237
"Butchered to make ——," 147
Butter and Bosh, 138
By a Small Western, 93
By One of the Unemployed, 289
Capital! 25
"Call you this Backing your Friends?" 218
Cardinal Manning, 39
"Cave Kanem!" 315
Change of Name suggested, 42
Charles Haddon Spurgeon, 73
"Charles, his Friends," 83
Chef's New Dish for Travellers (The), 124
Chimes (The), 2
Christmas in Germany, 24
Churlish Cabman (The), 157
City Men, 94
"Clerk me no Clerks," 153
Climatic Nomenclature for the New Year, 6
Cockney Classics, 179
"Combining Amusement with Instruction," 100
"Come hither, Hubert!" 69
Coming of Ninety-Two, 6
Complicated Case, 89
Confessions of a Duffer, 35, 45, 49, 76, 97, 125, 141, 169, 202, 229, 256, 285
Connected with the Press, 189
Considerate, 265
Couplet by a Cynic, 222
Courier of the Hague (The), 289
Court Cards, 233
Covent Garden Masque (The), 37
Cries without Wool, 48, 129
Criterion of Morals (A), 225
Crossed-Examination, 24
Cross-Examiner's Vade Mecum (The), 27
Cupid's Tennis-Courts, 81
Cursory Observation (A), 213
"Cuts!" 303
Dangerous Title (A), 72
Dawn of a New Era (The), 48
Day at Antwerp (A), 277
"Deadly Cigarette" (The), 252
Death in the Pop, 124
Dentist's Waiting-Room (A), 261
"De Profundis," 209
Destroying the Spider's Web, 159
Dialogue of the Future (A), 37
Dissolution—(as the Enemy of the London Season), 290
Dogs and Cats, 94
Doing the Old Masters, 121
Dreams, 131
Drinks and Dramas, 189
Duke of Devonshire (The), 1
Dynamite Dragon (The), 186
Dynamitical Arguments, 21
Earl's Court Idyl (An), 304
Early Spring, 229
Effectively Settling it, 172
Election Notes, 321
Empty Triumph (An), 172
Encounter, 124
Entêtement Britannique, 133
Episcopacy in Danger, 268
Essence of Parliament, 84, 90, 102, 114, 131, 143, 155, 166, 179, 190, 227, 238, 244, 264, 274, 286, 300, 310, 317
Fair Philosopher (A), 41
Fair Traders, 261
Fancy Ball (The), 106
Fête of Flora (The), 313
Fettered, 195
Fogged! 21
Force of Example (The), 135
Foreign and Home News, 73
"Foresters" (The), 161
Free and Easy Theatres, 36
"Frogs" at Oxford (The), 145
From a Lahore Paper, 298
From Parliamentary Exam. Paper, 99
From Robert, 174
From the Shades, 262
From the Theatres, &c., Commission, 198
Fudge Formula (A), 118
General's Little Fund (The), 242
Gifted Being (A), 310
Gifts for the New Year, 9
Girls of the Period, 305
Gladstonian Mem (A), 47
Good Grace-ious! 85
Good News indeed! 36
Great Loss to Everybody (A), 135
Greek meets Greek, 9
"Hair-Cutting, Singeing, and Shampooing," 136
Hamlet in half an hour, 281
Hamlet in the Haymarket (The), 185
Hamlet; or, Keeping it Dark, 225
"Hard to Beer!" 25
Haunted House (The), 250
"Heavens!" 69
High (Beerbohm) Treason! 65
History as she is Played! 273
Hero of the Summer Sale (The), 60
Honour of the Bar (The), 48
Horace in London, 93, 120, 137, 149, 269, 312
Horse-Educator (The), 316
Hospitality à la Mode, 145
How they bring the Good News, 214
How to Report the Practice of the Crews, 159
How to Save London, 113
Humpty-Dumpty up again! 17
Hyde Park Corner, 261
Imperial Jack-in-the-Box (The), 51
In Defence of the Great Paradoxist, 262
India for the Irish! 99
In Fancy Dress, 196
Influenza Song (An), 93
Inharmonious Colours, 306
"Innings declared Closed," 282
In Statu,—quo? 70
In the Seat of Wisdom, 94
In this style, Six-and-Eightpence, 81
"It will Wash!" 288
Jim's Jottings, 14, 85
Jokim's Latest Little Joke, 204
Judges in Council (The), 59
Justice for Justice, 108
Kensington Gardens, 297
Killing no Murder, 266
King and the Clown (The), 172
"Know all men by these Presents," 213
Lady Gay's Selections, 261, 273, 286, 300, 302, 313
"La Grippe," 61
La Justice pour Rire, 218
Last of the Guards (The), 75
Latterday Valentine (A), 89
Laying a Ghost, 201
Lay of the Analytic Novelist (The), 17
Lay of the Literary Autolycus (The), 213
Lay of the Litigant (The), 60
Lay Sermon (A), 246
Lays of Modern Home, 9
Legend of the Mutton Bone (The), 192
Letters to Abstractions, 5, 72, 112, 184
Liquor Question (A), 193
Limb and the Law (The), 262
"Little Holiday" (A), 126
Local Colour, 94
Lockwood the Lecturer, 145
Lord Bramwell, 258
Lord Wildermere's Mother-in-Law, 123
Lost Luggage, 265
"Marie, come up!" 57
"Married and Single," 273
Marvels of Modern Science (The), 157
Matinée Mania, 165
Matrimony Up to Date, 39
"Meeting of the Waters" (The), 118
Mems. of Theatres, &c., Commission, 244
Menu from Birmingham (A), 70
Menu from Hatfield (A), 54
Mixed, 245
Moan of the Music-Hall Muse (The), 278
Modern Alexander's Feast (The), 111
Modesty of Genius (The), 133
More Bones to Pick with the School-Board, 81
More than Satisfied, 241
Morning of the Derby (The), 273
Mr. Bayly's Coast-Spectre, 47
Mr. Goschen's Budget, 193
Mr. Punch's Agricultural Novel, 226
Mr. Punch's Boat-Race Novel, 177
Mr. Punch's Hebridean Salmon-Fly Book, 205
Mr. Punch's New-Year Honours, Gifts, Good Wishes, and Greetings, 23
Mr. Punch's Royal Academy Guide, 220
Mr. Punch's Up-to-Date Poetry for Children, 145, 213
Mr. Punch to the Illustrated London News, 242
Mr. Punch to the Life-boat Men, 74
Mrs. Ram on Current Politics, 69
"Murder in Jest," 237
"Music in Our Street" (The), 57
"Must it come to this?" 129
"My dear Eyes! What! See-usan!" 153
My Soap, 193
"Names and their Meaning," 171
Neo-Dramatic Nursery Rhyme, 193
"Ne Plus Ulster," 305
Newest Narcissus (The), 194
New Gallery (The), 227
New Learning (The), 249
New Monitor (The), 18
News about Bismarck, 317
New Songstress (A), 315
Night Lights, 57
"Not at Home!" 234
Ode to a Giraffe, 173
Odont.! 298
"Off his Feed," 123
Old Friend at the Criterion (An), 101
Old Song Revived (An), 294
On a New Yearling, 13
"One Touch of Nature," 262
Only Fancy! 12, 23, 29, 39
On my Lady's Poodle, 261
On Religious Cymbalism, 106
"On the Blazoned Scroll of Fame," 141
On the First Green Chair, 189
On the (Post) Cards, 209
On the Row among the Romancers, 240
"On the Sly," 83
On the Traill, 60
Opera-Goer's Diary (The), 257, 280
Operatic Notes, 269, 293, 305, 313
"Orme! Sweet Orme!" 242
Other "Westminster Stable" (The), 246
Our Booking-Office, 4, 21, 36, 41, 60, 94, 108, 109, 133, 149, 185, 197, 250, 257, 268
Our Cookery-Bookery, 249
Our Cricketers, 179
Our Humorous Composer, 25
Our Sal Volatile; or, A Wriggler Sarpint of Old Nile, 278
"Out in the Cold!" 63
Paddywhack and Dr. Birch, 105
Palmy Day at St. Raphael (A), 65
Paragon Frame (of Mind) (A), 69
Parliament à la Mode de Paris, 51
Parliament in Sport, 63
Personal Paragraphs, 181
Philosophic Stupidity, 118
Playful Sally (The), 304
Playing Old Harry at the Lyceum, 33
Plea for the Defence (A), 137
"Pleased as Punch," 65
"Pleasing the Pigs!" 73
Poet and the Songs (The), 173
Point of View (The), 206
Polite Literature, 59
Political Johnny Gilpin (The), 318
Political Lady-Cricketers (The), 254
Politics, 315
Ponsch, Prince of Ollendorff, 148
Popular Songs Re-sung, 13, 109, 143, 237
Poser for Mr. Weatherby (A), 126
Preserved Venice, 52
Preux Chevalier, 36
Private and the Public (The), 120
Private Reflections of the Public Orator at Cambridge, 297
"Probable Starters," 282
Prudes and Nudes, 174
Puzzler for a Costumier, 69
Queer Queries, 118
Query by a Depressed Convalescent, 89
Query by "Pen" (A), 94
Question of Politeness, 171
Quite Appropriate, 240
Quite Clear, 9
Quite in Keeping, 273
Rather Large Order (A), 184
Receipt against Influenza, 61
Reckoning without their Host, 223
Recollections of (Cockney) "Arabian" Days and Nights, 234
Reddie-turus Salutat, 218
"Regrets and Greaves," 246
Rembrandt, Titian, Velasquez, &c., 180
Reported Disappearance of the Broad Gauge, 258
Repulsing the Amazons, 216
"Resignation of an Alderman," 280
Respectability, 37
"Returned Empty" (The), 26
Rice and Prunes, 101
Rich v. Poor, 133
Riddle (A), 69, 227
"Ring and the Book" (The), 120
Robert in a Fog! 24
Robert on the Hartistic Copperashun, 206
Robert's Cure for the Hinfluenzy, 96
Royal Academy Banquet, 222
Saints or Sinners? 205
Sanitary Congress at Venice (The), 39
Scale with the False Weights (The), 124
Screwed up at Magdalen, 118
Seasonable (and Suitable) Good Wishes, 9
Seasonable Weather, 228
Settler for Mr. Woods (A), 121
Seven Ages of Woman (The), 230
Shady Valet (A), 195
"Signs" of the Times, 171
Simple Stories, 4
Singular Plurality, 262
Sly Old Socrates, 309
(Soldiers') Life we Live (The), 214
Something New in Soap, 65
Song for Lord Rosebery, 42
Sonnet on the South-Eastern, 218
Spring's Delights in London, 193
Spring Time in Leap Year, 150
St. John's Wood, 262
Strange but True, 87
Strange Charge against a Great Poet, 132
Studies in the New Poetry, 268, 292
Sunday Observance, 173
Syllogisms of the Stump, 297
Take Care! 83
Taking a Sight at Ringandknock, 201
Talk over the Tub (A), 54
"Ta-ra-ra" Boom (The), 149
Telephone Cinderella (The), 162
Telephonic Theatre-goers, 208
Tennysonian Fragment (A), 89
"Textuel," 282
Theatres and Music Halls Commission, 173
Theft v. Thrift, 23
"There's the Rub!" 30
"This Indenture witnesseth," 73
Times Change, 99
Tip from Our Own Booking-Office, 318
Tip-top Tipster (A), 280
"'Tis Merry in Hall," 157
To a Railway Foot-Warmer, 133
To be or Not to be—discovered, 278
To Justice, 9
To Lord Salisbury, 258
To my Cigarette, 53
To my Cook, 201
Too Conscientious, 240
Too Much of a Good Thing, 48
Tooting, 161
To Police-Constables Smeeth and Tappin, 81
To Queen Coal, 138
To the Future A.R.A., 72
To the Grand Old Tory, 237
To the New "Queen of the May," 210
To the Queen, 61
To the Young City Men, 147
Town Thoughts from the Country, 193
Tramways, 245
Travelling Companions (The), 11, 16, 23, 40, 64, 83
Trial in Novel Form (A), 12
True and Trusty, 70
True Modesty, 211
Truly and Reely, 84
Two Archers (The), 227
Two Dromios, 171
Two Shepherds (The), 87
Una and the British Lion, 314
Unasked, 30
Unobserved of One "Observer" (The), 106
Upon Julia's Coat, 189
Useful Cricketer (The), 297
Vans de Luxe, 252
Venice at Olympia, 36
Venice in London, 41
Venice Reserved, 253
"Versailles" in Leicester Square, 301
Very "Dark Horse" (A), 270
Very "French before Breakfast," 262
Very Natural Error, 288
Very Orchid! 168
Vigorous Vicar (The), 288
"Vive la Liberté!" 106
Volunteer Review at Dover (The), 172
Waiting Game (A), 174
Walt Whitman, 179
Want (A), 193
Water-Colour Room at the Academy (The), 227
Way they have in the Army (The), 292
Weather Reform, 96
Wellington Monument (The), 213
What do they Mean by it? 129
"When Greek meets Greek," 306
Whipped in Vain, 73
Wilde "Tage" to a Tame Play (A), 113
Wilful Wilhelm, 146
William the Whaler, 170
With the Easter Eggs, 185
World on the Wheels (The), 222
Wrestling with Whistlers, 181
Wright and Wrong, 85
Ye Moderates of London, 145
Young Girl's Companion (The), 204, 216, 225, 252
April Showers; or, a Spoilt Easter Holiday, 199
Attack on the "Capital" (The), 67
Bogie Man (The), 139
"Coming of Arthur" (The), 91
Coming of Ninety-Two (The), 7
Dynamite Dragon (The), 187
Gift from the Greeks (A), 103
"Her Majesty's Servants," 78, 79
"Innings Closed," 283
January 14, 1892, 43
"Little Holiday" (A), 127
New Monitor (The), 19
New "Queen of the May" (The), 211
"Not at Home!" 235
Old Song Revived (An), 295
Other "Westminster Stable" (The), 247
Political Johnny Gilpin (The), 319
Reckoning without their Host, 223
"Short 'Anded," 55
Spring Time in Leap Year, 151
Telephone Cinderella (The), 163
"There's the Rub!" 31
"Under which Thimble?" 259
Very "Dark Horse" (A), 271
Waiting Game (A), 175
"When Greek meets Greek," 307
Younger than Ever; 115
Æsthetic Idea of Plate-Glass Window, 273
Archie's Sister reading Fairy Tales, 174
'Arry 'Untin' in the Frost, 3
Au Revoir to the Foxes, 214
Autumn Goods in Pictures, 206
"Bandy" Association playing Hockey, 101
Baronet explains "Early and Late," 250
Barrister suggests a "Bad Objection," 185
"Beaters" after Luncheon, 96
Bismarck Cut by Emperor, 303
Bismarck "Out in the Cold," 62
Black and White Boxing Contest, 287
British Lion and the New Khedive, 38
Buffalo and Broncho at Earl's Court, 276
Bumble and the Evicted Poor, 14
Burial of the "Broad-Gauge" (The), 267
Candidate Catching, 239
"Champagne first, then Claret," 147
Chancery Judges airing Infant Suitors, 94
Chaplin and the Pigs, 73
Cheeky Artist and German Picture-Dealer, 124
Chief Groups in Commons' Waxworks, 178
Chimes of 1892 (The), 2
"Claiming the Land," 322
Cockney Art-Teacher and Pupil, 238
Cook Basting a Joint, 109
Dancing Lady very much Engaged, 302
Dancing Men at Supper, 126
Dean's Wife and Bishop's Butler, 75
Destroying the Money-Spider's Web, 158
Dissatisfied with her Dressmaker, 54
Dissolution Spectre (The), 290
Doctors Irving and Toole, 310
Doctor's Ugly Children (The), 222
Drummondo Wolffez, the Bull-fighter, 59
D.T. Patient and his Skeleton, 39
Edith's Grace after Pudding, 254
Erne on Rabbits and Multiplication, 246
Ethel and the "Lion of the Season," 209
Ethel's Question on Face and Hair-Powder, 268
Faint Comet (A), 179
Fair Matron and Great Mathematician, 70
Fancy Portrait of Oscar Wilde, 113
Farmer Murphy at the Box-Office, 230
Fashionable Lady's Ugly Side (A), 234
Fashionable Mother's Child's Age, 294
Fat and Thin Pug-Dogs, 102
Father Time and Coming Events, 10
Footman and Page-Boy, 23
Footman recommending a Dentist, 135
Fox-hunters among the Turnips, 29
French and English Infantrymen, 207
General Boombastes Booth, 106
Georgie Porgie Gladstone, 279
German Emperor as Jupiter, 110
German Emperor destroying Papers, 146
German William's Wheeling Expedition, 170
Gladstone and Friends' Letters, 311
Golf Implements without the Links, 94
"Good Staying" Mare (A), 61
Grand Old Energy, 130
Group of Goormongs (A), 150
Harcourt as a Commercial Traveller, 274
Haunted House of Commons (The), 251
History Exam, on the Great Sapolio, 210
Housemaid and Footman Conversing, 179
Housemaid defines R.S.V.P., 321
House of Lords Waxworks, 107
Hunter hung up on a Stile, 129
Hunting Man has had "a Drop too much," 37
Hunting Man walks without Boots, 177
Impatient Old Gent at Post-Office, 182
Imperial Jack-in-the-Box (The), 50
Inebriated Gent at Signal-Box, 123
Jones and Dinner Conversation, 282
Jones and Press Criticisms, 66
Judge hearing Two Cases at Once, 65
Judges Serving in Refreshment Bar, 81
Kent Road Belle and Contrast, 291
Labouchere Ferret and Blackmailing Rat, 148
Lady and Ignorant Voter's Wife, 237
Lady and M.P. meet in the Park, 138
Lady Diana and the Horse-dealer, 159
Lady Harpy (The), 231
La France forsaken by the Russ, 183
Leaving out the "Ought," 194
Little Charlie's Good-bye at a Station, 111
Little Ethel and the Whipped Cream, 198
Little Swell and Wild West Indians, 309
London in Venice, 119
Lovers in a French Cemetery, 25
Maid and Dowager's Dress, 63
Maid who didn't Suit the Situation, 298
Maiden who wishes to be engaged, 69
Mamma on People worth Knowing, 42
Mariana's difficulty with Curling Tongs, 63
Married Vicar and his Curate, 292
Master administering the Rod, 109
Middy and the Bay-Rum, 153
Middy and the Bishop, 258
Miss Certainage believes she will die young, 242
Miss Eugenia's Taste for Antiques, 131
Miss Twelfthnight's Characters, 22
Modern Criminal Hero (The), 195
Morley's Stray Sheep, 86
Mr. Punch congratulates Madame Illustrated London News, 243
Mr. Punch Golfing, 1
Mrs. Dasher and the Complimentary Major, 155
New Companion's H.'s (The), 286
New L.C.C. Waxworks (The), 142
Newly-Married M.P. and Wife, 306
Old Maid and Chapel-going Servant, 193
Our Artist's Execution, 99
Our Little Artist's Tall Women, 270
Over Time in Leap Year, 12
Page-Boy and the Door-Plate, 197
Page-Boy and the Major's Coat, 47
Page-Boy in Love (The), 137
Pair of Old-fashioned Snuffers, 6
Parliamentary Safety Bicycle Championship, 82
Parliament Member's Thoughts, 203
Pavement Artist at Whistler's Show, 171
Picking a Funny Bone, 186
Picture of "Olympia" (A), 190
Polite 'Bus Conductor (The), 218
Political Lady-Cricketers (The), 255
Political Wirepuller at Work (The), 58
Private View, Royal Academy, 215
Prize Idiot with a Cold, 318
Punch and the Lifeboat-Men, 74
Race for the Country (The), 299
Racer "Majority" Off his Feed, 122
Railway Travellers' Last Match, 114
Randolph returned from Mashonaland, 26
Representations of the London County Council, 191
"Round" or "Square"? 15
Royal Parliamentary Tournament, 263
Russian Recruiting Sergeant and the Shah, 219
Salvation House of Commons (The), 154
Schoolboy making his Sister "Fag," 118
Scotch Gamekeepers and Londoner, 18
Scotchwoman on Lady Doctors (A), 245
Sea-side Ballad-Singer and Old Lady, 21
Short Dancing-Man and his Hostess, 162
Sir Bonamy's Dinner-Book, 90
Sketches in the Saddle, 34
Sketches of Balfour the Leader, 167
Sketching in the Train, 46
Speaking French without an Accent, 214
Speaking Likeness of a Dumb Model, 30
Sporting Gentleman and Parson, 266
Street Music, 57
"Through Darkest Lambeth," 315
Tommy and his Grandpapa, 161
Tommy and Jimmy criticising Picture, 262
Two Hamlets (The), 73
Una and the British Lion, 314
Unwilling Imitator of Lottie Collins, 227
Venus of 1892 rising from the Sea, 293
Volunteer and the Jury List (The), 134
"Waking-up" for the Opening of the Session, 71
Westminster Waxworks, 1892 (The), 95
William the Conqueror and the Range Act, 98
Wishing he had been a "Bear," 274
Wishing Mamma was a Kangaroo, 304
Worried Journalist and Philistine Wife, 27
Young Lady Popular Novelist (A), 83
Young Wife and Club Telephone, 51
Young Wife and Old Spinster, 87