'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.
Can you tell me, sir, if this uniformity of civil institutions,
which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she
'———umpire sate,
And by decision more embroiled the fray'?
Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'
The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
particular local circumstances, which either prevented the execution
of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.
I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
before old institutions are demolished—the evident utility of every
alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, cuts before the point.
It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
warns us to Let weel bide; and all the world has heard of the
untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
to make him better, when he was already in health.—I am, Mr.
Journalist, yours,
MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
POSTSCRIPT
Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
welcomed as a boon.
But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been—a
business carried on both for their own profit, and for the
accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?
If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
protracted suspense.
NOTES
- P. 3.
The exclusion—of James from the succession.
The rebellion—Monmouth's.
- P. 6.
The Quakers.—A hit, of course, at Penn.
- P. 17.
Piqueer, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'
- P. 18.
Lords of the Articles.—A well-known body in the older Scottish
Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.
- P. 20.
Squeaziness = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'
It is impossible.—Another form of 'No bishop no king.'
The new converts.—After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.
- P. 22.
T.W. is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
Temple.
- P. 27.
Neither, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in Hamlet.
- P. 47.
I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described (p. 50) as 'a mean ordinary
man, a hard-ware dealer.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
independent of them.
- P. 50.
Written—by Swift himself.
- P. 54.
Bere, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.
- P. 55.
Conolly.—Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
- P. 56.
Pistole—about ten shillings.
- P. 60.
Brought to the bullion seems here to have the meaning of the
French billonner or envoyer au billon, 'to melt for recoining.'
- P. 74.
Our Cæsar's statue.—The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
Dublin.
- P. 89.
Contignation.—This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
obsolete word (from tignum, 'beam') means 'having a common or
continuous roof.'
- P. 99.
The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vendéan and Chouan
movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
positive evidence to support them.
- P. 107.
But when the possibility ... that the.—It will probably seem
to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French que, could
replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.
- P. 112.
Louis the Sixteenth.—To this is appended a note in the editions
beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
Le Secret du Roi, and other works by the same author.
- P. 114.
Montalembert.—Marc René, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
military writer.
- P. 124.
Harrington—of the Oceana.
- P. 134.
Dear Abraham.—'Peter Plymley' addresses his Letters to
'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
parson.
- P. 136.
Baron Maseres.—Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.
- P. 137.
C——, Canning.
- P. 138.
Dr. Duigenan.—A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.
- P. 144.
This light and frivolous jester was not the Rev. Sydney
Smith, but George Canning, Esq.
- P. 154.
The pecuniary Rose.—'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.
Lord Hawkesbury, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.
- P. 157.
Tickell—the Rolliad Tickell.
- P. 170.
Joel—Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.
- P. 193.
Paint in the most horrid colours.—See, for instance, The
Bloody Buoy and The Cannibal's Progress, by William Cobbett.
- P. 225.
Flogging.—Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
sentenced as he describes.
- P. 229.
Monks and friars.—A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
very differently of these persons. But that was his way.
- P. 245.
Foundal.—I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
for trouvaille, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.
- P. 253.
The Duenna—Sheridan's.
- P. 256.
The Jury Court.—Trial by jury in civil cases was only introduced
into Scotland in 1815.
- P. 259.
Evasive answer—to the effect that each queen was the fairest
woman in her own country.
- P. 272.
Doer = 'factor' or agent.
- P. 277.
Them—as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'
- P. 281.
Chosen Five and Forty—the original number of members
assigned to Scotland.
- P. 283.
Political pamphlet—'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'
- P. 287.
Durk, sic in original.
- P. 288.
Cessio, sc. bonorum, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
could be relieved of liabilities.
Adjudication, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
well as personal property.
- P. 289.
Lauch = 'laugh.'