Urchin(contemptuously). "HUH! YER MOTHER TAKES IN WASHIN'!"

Neighbour. "WELL, YER DIDN'T S'POSE SHE'D LEAVE IT HANGIN' AHT OVERNIGHT UNLESS YOUR FARVER WAS IN PRISON, DID YER?"


From a report of the Cippenham inquiry:—

"Witness: 'Oh, I have a hide like a rhinorocerus.'"—Evening Paper.

This pachyderm is new to us.