Urchin(contemptuously). "HUH! YER MOTHER TAKES IN WASHIN'!"
Neighbour. "WELL, YER DIDN'T S'POSE SHE'D LEAVE IT HANGIN' AHT OVERNIGHT UNLESS YOUR FARVER WAS IN PRISON, DID YER?"
From a report of the Cippenham inquiry:—
"Witness: 'Oh, I have a hide like a rhinorocerus.'"—Evening Paper.
This pachyderm is new to us.
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