Young Sub (a very earnest pilgrim). "PLEASE SEND A LARGE BUNCH OF ROSES TO THE ADDRESS ON THAT CARD AND CHARGE IT TO ME."
Florist. "YES, SIR—AND YOUR NAME?"
Sub. "OH, NEVER MIND MY NAME—SHE'LL UNDERSTAND."
"Any owner whose dog shows signs of illness should be chained up securely."—Bradford Daily Argus.
And every other Argus will say the same.
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