Desperate Tenant. "CONCENTRATE ON THE COAL-SHED, GUV'NOR."

Smith Minor Again.

"Cæsar autem erat imperator sui generis." "Now the Kaiser was a general of the pig tribe."


The Silent Service.

"As the President's steamer came alongside the officer shouted an inaudible order down a tube. There was a snap and a crash. A button was pressed, and, presto!"—Daily Paper.