Hello, welcome to gopher.zcrayfish.soy, swamp ass edition!
        Local date and time is: Sun Dec  7 11:08:09 EST 2025.
        Time since last reboot: 3 days.
        75 hours of CPU wasted!
       
        Now hosted on Linode in Washington D.C. (sorry)
        Proudly anti-nazi and anti-fascist since forever. 
       
        This site is available on gopher, gopher over tls (port 300), http,
        https, and gemini, simply change the scheme/protocol in your URL bar.
       
       The most interesting content here is the phlog:
 (DIR) My phlog (gopherlog)
       
       Here are more interesting places you should visit:
 (DIR) Floodgap Systems
 (DIR) Bongusta! a very simple phlog aggregator
 (DIR) James Tomasino's Gopherspace
 (DIR) Umbrellix Gopher
 (DIR) Quux.Org Mega Server
 (DIR) SDF Public Access UNIX
       ^SDF offers gopher hosting
 (QRY) Search gopherspace with Quarry
 (QRY) Search gopherspace with Veronica-2
 (???) Search gopherspace from the web with gophervista. Last updated 2017
 (TEL) On a lynx deprived system? Telnet to scramworks. Problem solved!
        
       Come join gopher enthusiasts on IRC!:
 (???) irc.libera.chat #gopher
 (???) irc.sdf.org #gopher
 (???) irc.tilde.chat #gopher
        
       Other notable old stuff on this gopher: 
 (DIR) Random uploads, mostly IRC related mostly old
 (DIR) Old console art for the Linux color UTF-8 console
 (DIR) Old public user files
 (DIR) ASUSWRT programs (old)
 (DIR) Some more information about this server
 (DIR) Privacy policy / GDPR info
        
       Web specific stuff:
 (HTM) Go here to set your theme for the web frontend
 (???) Which HTTP headers are your browser sending? (NEW!)
        
       Last modified: Tue Nov 18 18:17:58 EST 2025
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