you are 2a10:d585:e09f:1:a1ac:4c12:c306:de82 and this is....
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       ||    | || || || ||'  || ||' ''.|...|| ||  ||  /||  '|..'  
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        '|..'  || || ||.'|...' .||.    '|...' \|. \|. .||..|  ||.
        
       because you're a rebel too
       
       Straight people I respect:
       
       Straight people I don't respect:
       
       (previously: Yes, yes, we're back. I'm in tears writing this. Hi, we're Ellenor
       and Reinhilde, and this is our gopher server. (we = same body... most
       people don't get it).)
       
        3:20a.m.  up 68 days, 18:04, 18 users, load averages: 1.74, 1.54, 1.45
       
       Connection security information:
 (DIR) Your connection is NOT secure. Please click this link for darknet addresses for this Gopherhole. TLS and SSLv3 is available on the same port you accessed this menu on. ;)
       
       The following selector will take you off of the site. If you are TLS,
       it will also downgrade your connection to plaintext.
 (TXT) Web browser gopher - live it, learn it, love it
       
       The following selectors (if any) are in the control of this site. They
       will not take you off.
       
 (DIR) CGI Debugging
 (DIR) Cookery
       
       I have no respect for those who disrespect their job title.
 (DIR) Log of incidents of staff at the care home I USED TO live at abdicating duty and other weirdness
       
       buzzwords: tor, i2p, cjdns, openssl, port 105, s/gopher
       Darknet, and SSL access information for Umbrellix Gopher:
 (DIR) Secure Access
 (DIR) fr
       
       buzzwords: webring, back-links
       You'll find some nice gopherholes here:
 (DIR) Interesting Gopher Holes and Friends of the Umbrellix Gophermeister
       without the inspiration of floodgap (see the list for more
       information), this gopherhole probably wouldn't exist
       
       
       keywords: leftists, voice, trans, gender
       a small trove of information on how to understand gender as
       perceived by trans individuals - CURRENTLY EMPTY
 (DIR) gender
 (DIR) [NSFW] Erotic fiction
 (DIR) Live logs
 (DIR) Ramblings of the gophermeisters
 (DIR) Random text files uploaded by the gophermeister. [UTF-8]
 (DIR) Tulpamancy and plural personality condition info trove
 (DIR) the Universal Gopher Server - our gopher server.
       Based on Gophernicus, uGopherServer has proven to be a fun project
       for the server owner and in any event, quite useful for enabling our
       S/Gopher project.
 (TXT) forretno.txt
 (TXT) Gophermeister's Blood Glucose Logs - no longer updated
       This version of glucolog is no longer updated. For the latest
       version,
 (TXT) navigate to perihelion.nj.us.umbrellix.net 70/105 /glucolog.doc
 (TXT) passwordmmtcl.txt