[1] The words of Agur son of Jakeh of Massa. The man says to Ith'i-el, to Ith'i-el and Ucal: [2] Surely I am too stupid to be a man. I have not the understanding of a man. [3] I have not learned wisdom, nor have I knowledge of the Holy One. [4] Who has ascended to heaven and come down? Who has gathered the wind in his fists? Who has wrapped up the waters in a garment? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is his son's name? Surely you know! [5] Every word of God proves true; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him. [6] Do not add to his words, lest he rebuke you, and you be found a liar. [7] Two things I ask of thee; deny them not to me before I die: [8] Remove far from me falsehood and lying; give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with the food that is needful for me, [9] lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, "Who is the LORD?" or lest I be poor, and steal, and profane the name of my God. [10] Do not slander a servant to his master, lest he curse you, and you be held guilty. [11] There are those who curse their fathers and do not bless their mothers. [12] There are those who are pure in their own eyes but are not cleansed of their filth. [13] There are those--how lofty are their eyes, how high their eyelids lift! [14] There are those whose teeth are swords, whose teeth are knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, the needy from among men. [15] The leech has two daughters; "Give, give," they cry. Three things are never satisfied; four never say, "Enough": [16] Sheol, the barren womb, the earth ever thirsty for water, and the fire which never says, "Enough." [17] The eye that mocks a father and scorns to obey a mother will be picked out by the ravens of the valley and eaten by the vultures. [18] Three things are too wonderful for me; four I do not understand: [19] the way of an eagle in the sky, the way of a serpent on a rock, the way of a ship on the high seas, and the way of a man with a maiden. [20] This is the way of an adulteress: she eats, and wipes her mouth, and says, "I have done no wrong." [21] Under three things the earth trembles; under four it cannot bear up: [22] a slave when he becomes king, and a fool when he is filled with food; [23] an unloved woman when she gets a husband, and a maid when she succeeds her mistress. [24] Four things on earth are small, but they are exceedingly wise: [25] the ants are a people not strong, yet they provide their food in the summer; [26] the badgers are a people not mighty, yet they make their homes in the rocks; [27] the locusts have no king, yet all of them march in rank; [28] the lizard you can take in your hands, yet it is in kings' palaces. [29] Three things are stately in their tread; four are stately in their stride: [30] the lion, which is mightiest among beasts and does not turn back before any; [31] the strutting cock, the he-goat, and a king striding before his people. [32] If you have been foolish, exalting yourself, or if you have been devising evil, put your hand on your mouth. [33] For pressing milk produces curds, pressing the nose produces blood, and pressing anger produces strife.