we love the web email us go to messageboard newsletter archive home NEWSLETTER: "NO RESTRAINING ORDER CAN KEEP THIS NEWSLETTER FROM STALKING YOUR INBOX" next issue » « previous issue This Week: * IMAGE CHALLENGE - Star Trek sings * SPACE 1999 - topical gags ahoy * RISHI SUNAK - oh god, don't click this ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "We're saving the web by ___/ _ |/_ > This week: Star Trek sings << Everyone loves the records William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy put out, but what other music are we missing from the Star Trek universe? Design record covers for the characters, or just mash up existing albums and pop moments with everything Trek. And you know what, it's looking pretty solid, getting some great entries. B3ta is back, baby! http://b3ta.com/challenge/startreksings/popular ------------------------------------------------- : WHAT HAPPENED NEXT Follow-ups & other shit that doesn't fit elsewhere * HAVE YOU NOTICED ANY RIDICULOUS CELEBRITY SCHEDULES? After we mentioned the Gregg Wallace stuff the other week, Matt Round is looking for some more examples so he can turn it into a project. https://twitter.com/mattround/status/1760982042513... * HEY HEY 16K(OMICS) - Mark Hibbert tells us, "My book is straight into the Amazon (Popular Culture section) Top Ten (Thousand) with a bullet at number nine (thousand and twelve)!" At the current price of £89.95 we're not sure we're going to buy this just yet but we're glad Mark is keeping himself busy. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0CLHJWHL... * HELP AN OLD COMPUTER RESEARCH PROJECT - Nhscher writes, "I'm trying to find old computer games for VAX/PDP-10 computers including Tetris, Mastermind, Goldrunner, Monsta" and I can be contacted on Tumblr or Discord under the handle i8sigmapi. * B3TAN SPENDS 30 YEARS MAKING AN ALBUM - Fred Zeppelin writes, "I and three others have made a Record, proper vinyl as well as digital for the go-aheads." https://b3ta.com/links/Thirty_Years_In_The_Making_... ------------------------------------------------- : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE Some ideas to kick you off * DEAD RIGHT - You can't libel the dead, so open a social media account that waits for celebrities to die and then automatically libels the fuck out of them. * TODAY"S IMAGINARY PODCAST: just thinking how it"s hard as an adult to find new friends. So each week we audition a new one, and we do some activities together, to see if they could be my new friend. Stuff we like doing like writing shit comedy songs, and drinking a lot of booze and shouting. * DAMN WITH FAINT PRAISE - an international competition to review popular things in a very lacklustre kind of way. "The spelling was mostly excellent". Yes this is a filler suggestion produced from looking in our book of idioms, for inspiration. Do message us, we've read everything you've sent it for 20+ years and now we're very tired. https://b3ta.com/mailus/ ------------------------------------------------- : PATREON THANKS We love all these people. 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Russell, Stphane, Swedemason, Ted Bowyer, Thepfy, Tim Polglase, Tom Clark, Tony East, wigglywigglyworm, Adam Tickner, Al Napp, Andrew Harris, Bobod, Chris Ward, Jace Otting, James Meers, John Griffiths, Paul Mancini, Rob Potter, Tanya Kant, Victoria Wood, Graham Freeman, Caroline Kahn, Matt. EDITORIAL THANKS: Monkeon & Matt Round additional links; Monkeon for image challenge help; and Dr Dunno for extra support. Proofing by Kat E. Thanks Kat. (Righto - Kat) And thank you to newish Patreons Ben Rout, Tim Clarke, Simon Balch, Clemence Saussez, Derek Colley. Martin Pritchard, Stephanie Wissinger, Dion Ashton and Paul Blanchard. Thanks to EVEN NEWER ONES: Fadgebadger, Mark (Mavis), Joshua Rackstraw, Mike Stringer, Eliot Beer, Harri Bionic, Chris Lindley, Stuart B, Jon Morris Smith, Daniel Malbon, James Heaver and Phil Lovell. And further thanks to newer ones: Ben Oliver, James Wise, Claire Turner, Omnipiss, Lindsay Mclaughlin, Mellyfish, Simon Edwards, Dave Wong & Stafford Lawrence. NEWEST - special love to NEW PATREON Phillip Spowart. NEW NEWSEST - extra love love love to si Jobling & Daniel Calvin. And bonus new love to Douglas Pennant, Roy Santos & Will Thompson. We love you. OH GOD, and more bonus love to Alex Collin-Oakley, Phil McGuire & Paul Blanchard - you sexy people. And Mike Powell and Damion Brown and Ross Carter and PJ. Ooooh and John Daly. Oooh oooh ooh and Rich Corcoran. Love you. And a special thank you to the super generous Paul Topping. And a thank you to the return of Carlos Fandango. Much appreciated Carl. OOH AND NEW ONES! Alistair Murray Swodeck, nevillebartos, Blargity Blarg Blarg. YAY! Oh and more thanks to Ian Walker, Attila Eros, Calanish and Mike Wolcom. WE LOVE YOU. And new new thanks to Dale Goodall, Gillian Parrot, Albion Gray & Gary Alan Norton. Thank you, you kind humans. And... Leighton Stevenson, Ben Cowell-Thomas & Phil Bennett. Thx. BONUS THANKS: Gillian Parrott, Funny_hat & Gub~gub. 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