we love the web email us go to messageboard newsletter archive home NEWSLETTER: "FOR ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR A-LEVELS: REMEMBER THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE & MOST OF YOU WILL DIE FIGHTING FOR WATER" next issue » « previous issue This Week: * QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS * SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG * SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "We've gone and saved ___/ _ |/_ > This week: Unlikely Movie Adaptations << The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so let's give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at. http://b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelyadaptations ------------------------------------------------- Bizarre Love Triangle. You don't want to know what Hooky does with a Toblerone. ------------------------------------------------- : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE Make some guff and become "e-mail famous" * COPYRIGHT ADVICE BOT - a bot that replies every time a journalist asks to use viral pics and posts a link on how much to charge. * BORIS WATCH - a Telegraph reader tells us, 'I'm enjoying the use of "Boris" vs "Johnson" as a tell of who actually hates him, even within the Telegraph. It's like a secret code I've accidentally uncovered. Like "Brexiteer" vs "Brexiter"' Could be a nice data journalist project for someone. * JIVE BUNNY WAS NUMBER ONE, 30 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK - it would now be possible to make a 'Jive Bunny' out of Acid House records, and it would be the same distance from acid house as the original would be from rock and roll. ------------------------------------------------- The four ages of clever monkey watching technological progress: Jules Verne: The future is going to be amazing HG Wells: Well it might not be, but it could be George Orwell: Nah, it's going to be awful Douglas Adams: Yes, but we can laugh at it ------------------------------------------------- : YAY WE HAVE A NEW(ISH-ISH) NEWSLETTER SPONSOR Mediamasters Podcast Paul Blanchard has got in touch to sponsor the newsletter "My primary purpose is to see you prosper! Love your work" and also promote his podcast. There's lots of big media names on it like Sir Trevor McDonald and Alan Rusbridger, so get stuck in: http://www.mediamasters.fm/ ------------------------------------------------- The film Yesterday but only you remember Fawlty Towers. 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