we love the web email us go to messageboard newsletter archive home NEWSLETTER: "MOST PEOPLE AREN'T NAZIS, THEY'RE JUST ARSEHOLES" next issue » « previous issue This Week: * LIZARDS - Discovered in parliament at last * LYRICS - Broken by a thesaurus * CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE - USB style ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "Godzilla yourself at ___/ _ |/_ > This week: Easter Films << It's been a long holiday weekend, what better time to Photoshop some Easter eggs and vaguely sacrilegious imagery in to movie posters? It's an Easter Films Image Challenge! http://b3ta.com/challenge/easterfilms ------------------------------------------------- Fantasy fans: belief that the past was more fun. Sci-Fi fans: hope that the future will be better. ------------------------------------------------- : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE Ideas to get you started, free, gratis * A bot that posts "that's the joke" randomly on replies just to confuse and upset people. Or "weird flex, but ok" * A podcast called Milkshake Duck so we could catch up on who the Internet is disappointed with this minute * Easy data journalism idea: buy bags of Tesco 'Alphabites' & analyse letter distribution: https://www.dunstabletoday.co.uk/news/dunstable-mu... Send your missives to https://b3ta.com/mailus/ ------------------------------------------------- : CREDIT Edited by Rob Manuel. 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