we love the web email us go to messageboard newsletter archive home NEWSLETTER: "THIS IS FRIDAY. YOUR CALENDAR IS WRONG." next issue » « previous issue This Week: * SONG - Are you slightly alt-right? * CHALLENGE - Sportmanteaus * NO APOLOGIES - You're early, we're not late ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "We're on time as usual ___/ _ |/_ > This week: Sportmanteaus << Take a sportsman and a connected familiar phrase or thing and blend them together to make a Sportmanteau. Like Usain Bolt Cutters, Andy Murray Mints or Frank Bruno Brookes. It's Sportmanteaus! http://b3ta.com/challenge/sportmanteau/popular ------------------------------------------------- SLOGANS FOR THE NEW 50p * Current retail value: 1p. * Heads: you won get over it Tails: you lost, get over it * Please exchange this coin for adequate food" ------------------------------------------------- : SITES IN BRIEF Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates * The commonest organism on our planet was only discovered 5 years ago and it's not of enough interest to the world to warrant more than a few lines on Wikipedia. However there is a GREAT Youtube video that caused us to fall into a massive YouTube hole and watch all of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch * HISTORY OF HOW QUIZNOS FUCKED-UP - complete with mention of Joel Veitch / Rathergood. We're rather proud that we played a small part in bringing down an sandwich giant. https://www.youtube.com/watch * AUDIO DEVICE FOR "FEMALES" - fuck knows what this manufacturer is thinking, apparently launching a thing to plug in a mic to you laptop that's designed for "females" and looks like a make-up kit. http://www.midiplus.com/html/MIRROR.html * AMAZING FANCY DRESS THREAD - where people dress as very mundane things like "person with coffee spilt on them." https://twitter.com/Mulboyne/status/10585719096993... ------------------------------------------------- Amused that Netflix are launching a show called "Jingle Jangle", clearly without asking the UK branch where the phrase was the catchphrase of the notorious child-diddler Jimmy Savile. ------------------------------------------------- : ED ZITRON - "WHY I'M ADDICTED TO PELOTON" Patreon ad "I wrote for Motherboard about why I'm addicted to peloton and how it helps keep my obsessive thoughts about my weight down" writes Ed. https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vba4dx/... ------------------------------------------------- There should be only bad people on money to help wean us off the worst drug in the world. Hitler - £5 Myra Hindley - £10 Bono - £20 Thatcher - £50 We can keep the Queen of course. ------------------------------------------------- : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE By making ideas like these * A make a "wish app" that when you tap the your phone and it shows an animation of a coin going into a well and charges you a pound. * Meghan Count - there's probably a project for someone in doing a Daily Mail Front Page Meghan count over time. Current rating: 34. * An off button for the internet. 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