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 "REASSURING LATE, LIKE AN INTERNET PERIOD!"
 This Week:
 * BREXIT - Are YOU prepared?
 * IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - from The Shining
 * HOT TAKES - Why we need a Thatcher statue
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 B3ta email 686  - 21st July 2018
 Read this issue pretending to be Danny Dyer*
 http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue686
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 : IMPORTANT BR3XIT VIDEO
   Are you prepared?
   Thanks to bonnie_prince_bob for prepping us for
   Brexit with an exclusive leak of the
   forthcoming Government information film.
 https://www.b3ta.com/links/Are_you_Prepared
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 * The secret to a Danny Dyer impression? Go full cockney and then add 10% camp.
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 : DEPRESSED SUPERHEROES
   The icy claw of depression... Now in colour!
   Alex Mallinson writes "I started making a comic
   with a writer friend about 'Depressed
   Superheroes' last year and it turned into
   something I feel really strongly about and want
   to get it out there. Most of the conversations
   about mental health are either very worthy, or
   very personal and we wanted to do something
   that was honest, but also made us laugh a bit
   and the comic just sort of happened."
 https://twitter.com/depressedheroes
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 iPlayer should have a button that plays a random
 show from a random point in, to replicate the
 happy accidents of just turning the TV on and
 getting engaged in something you wouldn’t choose
 to watch.
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 : IMAGE CHALLENGE
   Photoshop The Shining
   If you want to lose 5 years of your life, we
   recommend googling the film analysis done by
   Robert Ager on Kubrick movies, where he builds
   up elaborate theories that most of the films
   have extraordinary subtexts based upon what
   objects are lurking in the back of shots. Or
   alternatively have a look at our Shining
   challenge which has come out rather well
   because, quite simply, it's one of the most
   iconic films ever made and every scene is a
   visual gift.
 https://www.b3ta.com/challenge/TheShining/popular
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 George Orwell changed his name from Eric Blair to
 prevent his enemies knowing his real name and
 doing black magic on him.
 (According to the Telegraph anyway)
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 : BUY A TRUMP T-SHIRT
   No, not a pro one, obviously
   Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris are the writers
   behind Charlie Brooker's Wipe (and the
   wonderful podcast Rule Of 3) but sadly Wipe
   2017 was cancelled as Brooker was too busy
   making his Tales Of The Unexpected But The
   Internet Is Bad show Black Mirror.
   They've shared some notes they made which came
   from a brainstorm "describe Donald Trump" and
   each line is funnier than the last, it's a work
   of supreme comedy in its own right:
   A man who looks like he’s constantly shitting.
   The face from a leaflet about blood pressure.
   Pig off of Pipkins. Father Jack. A guinea pig
   in a Toby Jug. Your first girlfriend’s horrible
   dad. The evil Beach Boy. Someone trick or
   treating as Paddy Ashdown. A kitten balanced on
   a Chelsea bun. A fist full of straw. A
   live-action reboot of President Business from
   the Lego Movie. A talking haystack. A totem
   pole made of fishpaste. A cross between Silvio
   Berlusconi and Boss Hogg. A walking wig named
   after a fart. Worzel Gummidge after a spa
   weekend. A man who’s sprayed the top of his
   head with so much thickener, it’s got into his
   brain. The evil Bruce Forsyth. The Cheshire
   Cunt. Less a politician than a bag of hair
   through which stupid ideas could pass. Fascist
   Bagpuss. Primitive He-Man doll made by a feral
   child out of straw and turnips. Ageing He-Man
   cosplayer dressed for court appearance. A fist
   with hair. A home-made Alec Baldwin. A baboon’s
   arse poking out from under a fucked doormat. An
   American businessman from a Two Ronnies Dallas
   sketch. Hitler Simpson. Donnie Dorko. The
   sheriff from Live and Let Die. The crude
   bigoted mayor from a simplistic children’s film
   about racial tolerance. A shaved Bungle. A
   billionaire bigot who looks a bit sweaty
   because he’s trying to smuggle the prototype of
   a giant Shredded Wheat out of the factory by
   hiding it above his forehead. A Vic Reeves
   drawing of Jimmy Savile. Your dad, drunk on
   Boxing Day, but with a Tribble on his head. An
   orange supremacist. The words ‘HOW HARD CAN IT
   BE’ in a suit. The American Boris Johnson, but
   like their milkshakes, the American version is
   much, much thicker - and even worse for you. A
   man who looks like a clingfilm bag of tinned
   frankfurters that’s been kicked through a
   cobweb. A character that, had it been invented
   by Roald Dahl, wouldn’t have made it to the end
   of a factory visit. A lame 80s
   fish-out-of-water movie president. The furious
   orange. Mickey Blowoff. Gropey Doo. Buzz
   Shiteyear. Head like a cartoon cat squashed
   into a mailbox. His smashed handbag of a face.
   The sort of face David Cameron might stick his
   dick in for a bet. The kind of face that if it
   appeared outside your window might, ironically,
   make you consider building a wall to keep it
   out. If he kissed a baby, it’d probably just be
   a first step in a long game of going to bed
   with it in eighteen years. A soulless rich
   white male who claims to represent ordinary,
   hard-working people – in much the same way I
   could be said to represent the Brazilian
   grimecore community or the nineteen-headed
   creatures of the planet Blitheroid or the
   international carpet-eating association. It was
   surprising to find out that he was a juvenile,
   entitled, chauvinist locker room dick, because
   he looks more like a horse rapist. Farage
   compared him to a Silverback gorilla, probably
   meaning that once in captivity in the White
   House, he’d sulk in a corner, masturbating and
   going insane.
   This went viral on the tweets and @chas_hodges
   has made it into a t-shirt with the profits
   going to The Refugee Community Kitchen.
 https://www.teefunder.co.uk/shop/thedonald
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 : GO OUT
   And see stuff in Brighton
   Regular readers will know our deep love for
   John Higgs (he of the wonderful KLF book) and
   he and Shardcore (we once featured him cooking
   a pig's head) are up to stuff.
   Shardcore writes, "The original Operation
   Mindfuck was conceived in the late 60s by a
   bunch of acid-fried hippies. It suggested to
   artists that truth and meaning were to be
   played with as much as possible in order to
   confuse the Forces of Control. It was,
   predictably, co-opted by the Forces of Control
   and used to engender confusion, compliance and
   apathy in the general public.
   "In Operation Mindfuck 2018, Brighton Arts Lab
   reclaim these tools of coercive psychological
   and emotional manipulation."
 http://bit.ly/2O9uo9g
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 : MORE IMAGE CHALLENGES. HOORAY.
   Photoshop Trump
   There's been some fantastic entries in our
   Trump challenge but we want to bring particular
   attention to this spirited Ghostbusters entry
   from S4RK.
 https://www.b3ta.com/links/Hes_an_ugly_little_spud...
   More entries at:
 https://www.b3ta.com/challenge/protesttrump/popula...
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 : PEOPLE WITH GOOD NAMES
   Turned into a twitter bot, at last!
   Murray James writes, "I've just started up
   @G00dNames to individually tweet every single
   name on my list of real people with really
   fucking ridiculous names."
 https://twitter.com/G00dNames
   BTW: If you can't be arsed to click, the
   apparently real names include Kevin Lasagne,
   June Poon & Excellent Raymond.
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 : 12 ALAN PARTRIDGE PITCHES
   Generated by a computer program type-in
   * Board Games With Fanny Cradock
   * Shopping Centre Speed Golf With Carol Smillie
   * Tabletop Games With Green Cross Code Man
   * Urban Bare-Knuckle Boxing With Angela Merkel
   * Water Jousting With Gorden Kaye
   * Town Centre Judo With Julia Roberts
   * Aircraft Spotting With John Lennon
   * City Centre Judo With Heather Small From M People
   * Insect Collecting With Chuck Berry
   * Speed Badminton With Paul Hardcastle
   * Draughts With Princess Diana
   * Portsmouth Amateur Wrestling With Celine Dion
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 : WHY WE NEED A THATCHER STATUE
   Yes, really
   So after Westminster Council blocked the
   building of a Thatcher statue in Parliament
   Square, supporters are campaigning for her to
   be erected in her birth-town of Grantham.
   We think a Thatcher statue would be great fun:
   * For flicking V's at it in selfies.
   * Something to throw eggs and sperm at.
   * Endless articles in the Spectator that
   because someone has scribbled a Hitler
   moustache on it we should bring back National
   Service.
   A fun day out for all the family and trains
   from London can be had for £15 if you pre-book.
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 The best movies came out in the year you were 10
 years old.
 We're basing this on 1984 getting us Gremlins,
 Ghostbusters and This Is Spinal Tap.
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 : BEATLES PODCAST
   Rubber Soul with your "editor" Rob Manuel
   A while ago we mentioned the launch of CCC's
   podcast exploring the Beatles LPs. He kindly
   invited your ginger editor on to talk about
   Rubber Soul and he tried his best to do his
   homework and deliver some stuff that isn't just
   ripped off Wikipedia - including his theory
   that the title is a mucky joke: "rub arsehole".
 https://iamtheeggpod.com/2018/01/13/episode-one-ro...
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 "Many of the jokes in Gremlins 2 are
 imperceptible to the modern viewer - the Cooking
 cable channel is no longer satire because it
 really exists.  We are heading towards a future
 where the film is increasingly inseparable from
 reality.  I call this process
 Hyper-Gremlinization." (Institute of Gremlins 2
 Studies @G2Institute)
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 : SITES IN BRIEFS
   Y-fronts for cunts - linkers for stinkers
   * AWFUL JOB AD - "Siri: show me a tech job
   advert built entirely of red flags" - can this
   even be real?
 http://bit.ly/2mwMKVh
   * THE MYSTERY SODA VENDING MACHINE - "this
   seemingly ancient machine is well known for
   dispensing random, sometimes rare, cans of
   soda- a fact that’s made all the more
   intriguing when you consider that nobody seems
   to know who stocks the machine or where it came
   from."
 http://bit.ly/2zY7JKc
   * TOTO-BETIC - Sorting the lyrics to Africa
   into alphabetical order delivers a remarkable
   amount of funny bits.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch
   * SACHA "THE BARON" COHEN - You've probably
   watched this by now but the Sacha Baron Cohen
   clip is good. Yeah he's lifted a huge amount
   from Brass Eye but Chris Morris has been absent
   from duty so it's all there for the taking and
   Cohen is aiming his guns on the right targets.
   The actual show is less good (we've checked) -
   the 10 minute clip is the good bit.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch
   * WWE COMMENTARY ADDED TO REAL LIFE - brilliant
   idea for a comedy video.
 https://www.b3ta.com/links/WWE_commentary_in_real_...
   * SHIT COSPLAY PICS -  The Jabba/Leia effort is
   just sublime.
 https://imgur.com/gallery/kjYou
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   P-p-p-p pick up a sponsored p-p-p-p-patreon
   Imagine you're naked. You'd probably want to
   put some trousers on wouldn't you? Then put
   these on, you nude idiot.
 https://hebtro.co/
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 : FOLLOW UPS
   Coz continuity and callback is journalism init
   * THANKS B3TA FOR MAKING MAYPOLE HAPPEN IN
   DARLINGTON - Wilow1 writes, "So, put up a
   little link to a gif I had made of myself and
   some others testing out an adjustable maypole
   crown around street furniture. I was looking at
   making an urban ritual, and copying the idea of
   skateboarders and free runners and how they
   make a town gameful and playable. Anyway it got
   a little feature here on this site, and someone
   from Darlington saw it, and they got in touch
   asking us to do it for a festival they had on
   Saturday. So it was great to get a chance to
   make it as more of a fun festival thing. So
   thanks B3ta for the feature, maybe more
   maypoles will appear."
 http://bit.ly/2Ln5hBB
   * ASHENS NEARLY HIT MOVIE TARGET - Stu writes,
   "We've nearly hit $92k on the sequel movie
   campaign! We may hit the $100k stretch goal at
   this rate."
 http://bit.ly/2LeTVjF
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 : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
   So some shit and and become "ascii famous"
   * DISPUTE-O-FIX - there's so many bad faith
   public spats going on in social media the next
   big startup idea should be around how to
   mediate peace between opposed groups.
   Seriously, some of this stuff needs Reagan /
   Gorbachev peace summits.
   * NON-TEDIOUS NEWS SATIRE - That style of
   comedy writing where the joke is all in the
   headline and the article is a bit pointless
   would match perfectly with a paywall fade. So
   basically an Onion / Mash style website that
   would free the writers from having to think up
   15 pointless sentences after they've done the
   joke. And the readers don't want to read that
   shit anyway.
   * NEW YORK FILM-O-TRON - NYC must be the most
   filmed city on earth. The Wikipedia page is
   great - pick the year you were born and see how
   the Large Apple was being filmed then.
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_set_in...#8232;
   Submit YOUR penis or balls to Dave Green at #TeamNTK:
 https://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
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 Morrissey should sue the media for damaging his
 career by reporting his own terrible opinions.
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 : THANKS
   Wil, Cr3, Kris. Subjlols via Barbarossa. Links
   by colmcq2, The_cold_stare, executiverocker.
   Wanking by Mr Hands.
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 : PATREON THANKS
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   * KATE , * JAMES PETTS, * STEWART NOLAN, * MARK
   MCCREADIE, * ALEX MORRIS, * JAMES O'BRIEN.
   Apparently we should sneak in extra jokes here
   to make this bit less boring.
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   WREN, JAMES CRONIN, ALISTAIR , IAN SHEEN, NEIL
   HEPBURN, MARK ADAMSON, ANDREW FLEMING, ALAN
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   Ben Groom, Mr Flibble, David Parry, Emma Nicol,
   Paul Bayfield, Swedemason , Jon Bounds,
   Stéphane. Not a sausage of extra material.
   Sorry.
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