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   Mini B3ta Newsletter - 03 Feb 2006
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   Been busy this week on lots of stuff so this
   newsletter will be packed with links and short
   on words.
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 : THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
   One of the most popular items we run, so thought
   you'd enjoy seeing all the cute images
   together, retrospective stylee.
 http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/
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 : B3TA 'SICK JOKE' BOOK
   Thought it would be fun to try and make a b3ta
   book with lots of sick jokes and your
   illustrations.
   There's an over-view of the idea here, and
   links on how to submit your drawings and jokes.
 http://www.b3ta.com/features/sickjokebook/
   BTW: You see! We've been bloody busy!
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 : RATHERGOOD VALENTINE SONG
   Old Veitch has been singing about his love for
   pants with his missus Jacqui. He's asked us to
   tell you now so maybe you'll consider giving
   your partner pants this valentine.
 http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/
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 : SITES IN BRIEF
   * Elvis for a day. Hilarious.
 http://www.2littleboys.com/elvis/
  
   * Back To The Future cut as 'brokeback mountain'
     love story.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch
   * What Canadians think 'fruit machine' means.
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Machine
   * How to make boose in prison.
 http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm
 
   * Internet revenge gone wrong. Funny, but
     please don't continue this.
 http://snipurl.com/revengegonewrong
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 : QUESTION OF THE WEEK - CULTS
   Some of the best entries included:
   * Soapy Norris showing how the most terrifying
     thing you can find at a cult meeting is an
     ex-member of Level 42
    
   * Hoogie using a loud hailer to get some mormons
     off his doorstep
    
   * Sir_spicious pretending to be voice of L. Ron
     Hubbard on an intercom at Scientology's UK HQ
    
   * Doofus listing his top ten best things about
     no longer being a Jehovah's Witness, although
     we reckon eating black pudding should be higher
     up the list than number six.
    
   * Mastic's Jedi obsessed mate, "Obi wan Del Monte"
 http://b3ta.com/questions/cults/
   This week, "accidental erotic experiences"
 http://b3ta.com/questions/accidentallyerotic/
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 : IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - WOMANS WORLD
   Our favourites include:
   * B3TA FOR LADIES - If men weren't allowed on
     the b3ta messageboard, it would be a different
     kind of place altogether. With added shoes.
     (pachey)   
   * THE OFFSIDE RULE - A truly valuable contribution
     to society, as the offside rule is finally
     explained in terms that everyone can understand,
     not just boozy football louts.
     (new_matt)
   * THE RED ZONE - Microsoft re-jig the Windows
     calendar to highlight the more important dates
     each month.
     (dr_dru)
 http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/womensworld/
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   Right. Enjoy the links - you'll get a nice
   long newsletter next week. Love Rob & Dave
   and the good-ship B3ta xx.
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