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   NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 18: SWEARING SPECIAL
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 This Week:
 - Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
 - Top 10 Swearing Sites
 - Harold Shipman Image Challenge
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 B3ta email 18 - 16 NOV 2001 - "We're saving the web"
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 : BUFFY'S SWEARING KEYBOARD
   A significant advance in swearing technology.
   We've been hard at work in B3ta towers -
   we've been swearing.
   We decided to build on the work developed by
   Joel Veitch from rathergood.com - and invite
   him in to help us build "Buffy's Swearing
   Keyboard."
   "It was quite a challenge", says Joel, "to
   find 26 different swear words for Buffy
   to say."
  
   Go on - turn up your sound.
 http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/
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 : TOP FIVE SWEARING SITES
   As voted by ... us.
   5 ... THE SWEENEY SWEAR LIST
   The Sweeney was a gritty UK police drama that
   introduced such catch phrases to the English
   language as "Get your trousers on  - you're
   nicked."
   Despite it's tough reputation the language
   in the show was quite tame - a few "bastards"
   and that's your lot.
 http://www.thesweeney.com/swearing.htm
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 Do not say "Elif air ab tizak" to an Arab - it
 means "A thousand dicks in your ass."
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   4 ... SWEARING NORSE WARRIORS ANIMATION
   Does Joel Veitch's genius for swearing
   never end? Imagine a Viking trying to
   buy & kebab and swearing a lot. Hey!
   You don't have to - because Joel has
   built it for you.
 http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/val_halal.swf
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 "Arse" was first said on the radio in 1936
 - whilst we had to wait until 1965 for "Fuck"
  on TV.
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   3 ... FUCK SHIT CUNT PISS!
   Horribly offensive insane musical genius.
   It swears. And it swears a lot.
 http://foxrocks.com/twisted/123456789fuckshitpiss....
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 Oxford English Dictionary dates the word "cunt"
 to 1230.
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   2 ... ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TOURETTE'S
 http://www.tourettes.co.uk
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 Leeds students hacked the first talking bus
 stop. They made it say, "Fuck off and walk you
 lazy bastards."
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   1 ... JOHN'S NOT MAD TRIBUTE PAGE
   Log is a 27 year old publican from Nottingham.
   He once watched a TV program on a boy with
   Tourette's and was compelled to make a site
   listing every single swear in it.
   "John's Not Mad was remarkable", he says,
   "it seemed that everyone in the school had
   watched QED that night. Even the retards
   and the bullies watched it, and the next
   day at school was verbal chaos."
   "It was a dewy dawn chorus of cuntfuck
   and slutprick."
 http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/joeydeacon/johnsnotm...
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 "Fuck" isn't an acronym for "Fornication Under
 Consent of the King", it's origin is unknown.
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 : B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
   Results - winner - new challenge.
   Each week we run a competition to test your
   creative skills. We find an image, and you
   make our brain explode by mucking it up.
   Last week was Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
 http://b3ta.com/challenge/llb/
   The winner? Dave Palmers' "Christina"
 http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/Laurence%20Aguillera-B...
   This weeks challenge? : Dr. Harold Shipman
 http://b3ta.com/challenge/haroldshipman/
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 http://b3ta.com/board/
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