Photos Please remember, alien abduction reports go up 333% in the warmer months. Not because the ali

Written: May 20, 2026

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Please remember, alien abduction reports go up 333% in the warmer months. Not because the aliens suddenly care about nice weather.

Because you are outside.

Winter keeps you inside, locked up, covered in blankets, and surrounded by witnesses.

Summer turns you into a free-range human under open sky.

So have fun out there.

And if the woods go silent, the bugs stop chirping, and the stars start looking just a little too close...

Do not look up.
Please remember, alien abduction reports go up 333% in the warmer months. Not because the aliens suddenly care about nice weather.
Because you are outside.
Winter keeps you inside, locked up, covered in blankets, and surrounded by witnesses.
Summer turns you into a free-range human under open sky.
So have fun out there.
And if the woods go silent, the bugs stop chirping, and the stars start looking just a little too close...
Do not look up.