Photos So I changed up my DoorDash game. Playing real life Pac-Man in this area stops being fun afte

Written: March 10, 2026

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So I changed up my DoorDash game. Playing real life Pac-Man in this area stops being fun after a couple days.

From an overhead map it all looks pretty normal. But if you actually know this part of Janesville, you know it's just a giant sea of interconnected parking lots. It's basically a maze of narrow little passages where it feels like every car blames you personally for designing the place to be hell.

I tapped out.

Now I just stalk the Newville fast food spots. I've got no problem with the Newville roundabouts! I use those bad boys like a gravity boost to slingshot me out of that 'burg and straight on to delivery.

Playing real life Atari 2600 Maze Craze just isn't for me. That was a fun game, just not in a car.
So I changed up my DoorDash game. Playing real life Pac-Man in this area stops being fun after a couple days.
From an overhead map it all looks pretty normal. But if you actually know this part of Janesville, you know it's just a giant sea of interconnected parking lots. It's basically a maze of narrow little passages where it feels like every car blames you personally for designing the place to be hell.
I tapped out.
Now I just stalk the Newville fast food spots. I've got no problem with the Newville roundabouts! I use those bad boys like a gravity boost to slingshot me out of that 'burg and straight on to delivery.
Playing real life Atari 2600 Maze Craze just isn't for me. That was a fun game, just not in a car.