NEWSLETTER: TANGLED PASSIONS AND HIDDEN SCHEMES
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Published: January 13, 2025
Author: Daniel Conderman, writing as The Commish
Context: Recovered Conderman.Group Smack Talk Showdown newsletter
Original URL: https://conderman.group/2025/01/smack-talk-showdown-newsletter-tangled-passions-and-hidden-schemes/


WAXED-UP WEDNESDAYS: FUPA'S SLICK SCHEMES
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Furry FUPA has been cutting steamy promos about a "Waxed-Up Wednesdays"
plan meant to draw Nick the Rat deeper into her web. Rumor says she is also
searching for a new Brazilian wax artist while sneaking closer to the missing
WienerCoin stash. Whether she wants romance, leverage, fame, fortune, or a
shiny new car remains uncertain.


LOCKS AND THE RABBIT: A HAIR-RAISING AFFAIR
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Luscious Locks has become tangled up with Rabbit Raw. Their pairing of
Locks' flowing mane and Raw's frenetic energy could produce an unlikely tag
team -- the "Hair-Raising Hoppers" -- or a rivalry that leaves fur flying.


TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: THE TAG TEAM TEASE
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Furry FUPA and Nick the Rat will face Luscious Locks and Rabbit Raw in a
special mixed tag match. The match may expose FUPA's real intentions, test
the chemistry between Locks and Raw, and reveal how Nick responds to the
pressure surrounding the WienerCoin investigation.


DETECTIVE BABE TAKES THE CASE
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Hank "The Babe" Williams has appointed himself an investigative journalist
and adopted the name "Detective Babe." With Granny's rolling pin in tow, he
is chasing leads in the WienerCoin disappearance and promises exclusive
findings.


COMING UP
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Friday Night Live at the Rusty Pelican will carry the fallout from the tag
match and a surprise announcement from Granny. The Last Blast Christmas
special also promises brawls, betrayals, and a possible folding-chair gift.