RABBIT RAW BURROWS INTO THE CHAOS!
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Published: December 30, 2024
Author: Daniel Conderman / The Commish
Context: Recovered Conderman.Group Smack Talk Wrestling story update
Original URL: https://conderman.group/2024/12/smack-talk-wrestling-rabbit-raw-burrows-into-the-chaos/


Dear Smack Talkers,

The night that never ends rolls on. The Timekeeper has stretched the Saturday
Night Battle Royale into a multi-day event. Just when the Hey Barn thought it
had seen everything, a new challenger burst onto the scene: Rabbit Raw.


THE HOP HEARD 'ROUND THE BARN
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A mysterious figure leapt into the fray, a blur of gray and brown fur-like
flair landing with a thunderous boom. Rabbit Raw is fast on his feet and a
force of nature. His signature moves are the Power Bomb, described as a legal
binding agreement; the surprise suplex called The Shaft; and Burrow and
Bounce, in which he vanishes and reappears with devastating momentum.


WHO IS STILL STANDING?
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Hank "The Babe" Williams is focused on unmasking the Timekeeper. Ann Von
Chovie's Hold the Mayo eliminated the Illusion Buster in a shocking upset.
Joe Joe Sausage Head's wild Sausage Splash makes him dangerous and a target.

Knotty By Nature entered together, but the Timekeeper's whispers make Furry
FUPA and Luscious Locks question their alliance. The Enigma Phoenix remains a
powerhouse increasingly bound to the Aeloria Effect. Santa Claws fights for
justice. The Illusion Buster plots after narrowly surviving Ann. Rabbit Raw is
the wild card.


WHAT IS NEXT?
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The battle continues beneath the Timekeeper's clock while his shadow looms in
the rafters. Is Rabbit Raw his beneficiary, or has the hare come to disrupt
his plans? One riddle has been solved, but the match and mystery are not over.

Yours in chaos,
The Commish

P.S. Rabbit Raw merchandise is already in the works. Who would not want a
stuffed hare with attitude?