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Pettable Croutons, for you and for me
Pettable Croutons, for you and for me
A gift to the crouton-petters of Metafilter.
I got caught up reading this MeTa thread last week and realized I could totally make an irl pettable crouton. Then someone suggested I make a bluesky for that crouton. So I did. And then I made another crouton and another.
I'm going to keep making croutons and posting silly little things until I get bored or run out of space in my house for more croutons, then I'll put them all up for adoption.
posted by phunniemee on Oct 02, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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1000% UWU GOODNESS
posted by darkstar at 8:12 PM
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THE BEST
posted by alygator at 11:10 PM
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GIMME MAH CROUTON
posted by Kitteh at 4:23 AM
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On the topic of cruelty to croutons is there policy
posted by Didymus at 5:44 AM
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Didymus: "On the topic of cruelty to croutons is there policy"
I envision every crouton being sent to its new home with an adoption kit and care instructions.
posted by phunniemee at 6:08 AM
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the existence of this continues to make me incredibly happy
posted by bowmaniac at 6:19 AM
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I love these.
Will the prospective crouton fosters have to interview? *studying up right now*
posted by a non mouse, a cow herd at 6:47 AM
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Before they're all adopted, will there be enough to do a tribbles homage photo?
posted by EvaDestruction at 7:15 AM
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I'm very fickle, I could get bored and quit after crouton #5 who knows.
But right now it's fun. No adoptions until I feel like MeFi is safe donating money to again
posted by phunniemee at 7:22 AM
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Ok but will they stab you in the eyes yes/no
posted by Sparky Buttons at 10:16 AM
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with an adoption kit and care instructions
but he cannot read
posted by Didymus at 1:10 PM
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That's a great cat and I swear I didn't do this
posted by phunniemee at 1:12 PM
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I am not implying that phunniemee stabbed my cat Bootsy in the eye
He has trollish habits and I've warned him about his incendiary online bombast, and he did show up a year ago with a stabbed eye, but I am not making hasty accusations
posted by Didymus at 4:58 PM
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THEY ARE COMING
posted by phunniemee at 5:01 PM
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OMG...seeing them like that...zombie croutons!!
posted by darkstar at 6:21 PM
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What does a zombie crouton eat? GRAAIINS
progress
posted by phunniemee at 6:59 PM
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Oh, that's fabulous.
posted by darkstar at 8:01 PM
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