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"The most hot-button of all curriculum topics in schools"

Education Week reported last summer that "Shakespeare, Other Classics Still Dominate High School English." And this week, r/ELATeachers reacted to a proposed mandatory curriculum suggesting "Texas could become first state to require Bible readings in all public schools." The same subreddit recently answered "What do you think is the best received high school novel?"--but see Brittany Allen's more personal thoughts at LitHub in "My high school English syllabus, ranked."
High school readings in the Texas curriculum proposal are listed beginning on page 21. For comparison, one early to mid-1980s literature curriculum at a public school in another state in the Deep South of the US included at least the following somewhat memorable but non-diverse and occasionally problematic texts: See also "High School English in the United States from 1899-1919 or so."
posted by Wobbuffet on Jan 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM

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Ethan Frome as #10 on that list? Ugh. I'd rather be beaten about the face and neck with a copy of Ulysses. In hardback.
posted by PlusDistance at 2:12 PM

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"Texas could become first state to require Bible readings in all public schools."

Heh. I would so teach a semester-long examination of Song of Solomon.
posted by Thorzdad at 2:41 PM

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From the English teachers in my life, they have less concern about kids reading the Bible and more just getting kids to read anything that's longer form!
posted by drewbage1847 at 2:42 PM

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you see, it applies to both the churches AND the voucher schools

Matthew 21:12-13 King James Version (KJV)
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, and said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.


I am genuinely curious which parts of the Quran I should be posting in Louisiana schools, if anyone has any recommendations

I have already printed and distributed the Black Panther Party 10-point program
posted by eustatic at 2:53 PM

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Ethan Frome

Jesus Christ I'm suddenly feeling residual anger about being made to read and analyze that book 30 years ago. Fuckin' pickle dish. Wow. I didn't even realize I was still holding onto that.
posted by Phobos the Space Potato at 2:53 PM

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As a teacher, I've moved on from there is a canon but it is a more feminist and anti-colonialist canon than my boss thinks to lets listen to where the students are, and move on from that.
(And btw my boss is a gay person married to a person from a completely different culture so he doesn't complain ever)
I do think the Bible and the Quran are relevant reading because they have shaped our language so much, but the same could be said of Buddhist and Hindu literature which I am much less familiar with.
posted by mumimor at 2:54 PM

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I liked Ethan Frome in high school! It's certainly a bit overwrought, but I think the whole idea of these chains of unhappy familial dependency can definitely be relatable to kids as they're figuring out what it means to leave home and make their way in the world. If the sleigh was explicitly haunted, it could be a Stephen King story.

The book everyone in my high school absolutely hated was The Scarlet Letter. I just skimmed the first chapter for the first time in 25 years, and it's clearly very good and feels way more contemporary than I perceived back then, but we were just too young and inexperienced to relate to anything he was talking about.

The two main lessons I remember from late '90s/early 2000s middle and high school English class were "don't do witch hunts" and "don't go to war." We read All Quiet on the Western Front, The Things They Carried,, Johnny Got His Gun, and then the "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" (Twilight Zone episode), The Scarlet Letter, and The Crucible. And then Lord of the Flies, which is kind of both.
posted by smelendez at 3:07 PM

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Ezekiel 23:20
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 3:14 PM

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The book everyone in my high school absolutely hated was The Scarlet Letter

That was the one canon reading assignment that I really disliked at the time but we didn't do Ethan Frome.
posted by atoxyl at 3:24 PM

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Allen's list is good as it has Malcolm X on it. I'd put in The Ballot or the Bullet as supplement/ ex credit. There are two Beats, scrap On the road I'd replace it Ammons Garbage or Keats. 1984 is the best choice and I wonder if Kafkas The Trial
Is to...everyone should read it, why not high school. Scrap Fromme either, Kitchen by Yoshimoto or Chinua Achebe',Things fall Apart
posted by clavdivs at 3:28 PM

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Fuckin' pickle dish. Wow. I didn't even realize I was still holding onto that.

Oh man, until you mentioned it, I didn't realize it either.
posted by notoriety public at 3:30 PM

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Ecclesiastes.10:20
posted by clavdivs at 3:31 PM

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I'm surprised they aren't having them read Little Pilgrim's Progress, which was popular with the fundie homeschoolers back in the day.
posted by brook horse at 3:39 PM

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Listen. I get all the AI hate, but surely, if ever there was a time to use AI subversively, it's gay teenagers in Texas getting AI to write their English term papers on the homoerotic undertones in the Bible.
posted by sleepingwithcats at 4:03 PM

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Man, the Bible has it all: murder, rape, incest (many varieties), vengeance and the whole crazed panoply of human behaviour. I mean, you got one of my favourites: Exodus 24, where God shows up at the inn to kill Moses, and lo, the fight at the ancient desert Motel 6 is stopped by an ad hoc circumcision. Not sure if the Biblical "feet" referred to the sandaled portion or the slang dangling midsection, but you get what I am saying. Anyway, I am saying that the Bible would be a fun critical read. Why two Genesis stories? What purpose does Ecclesiastes serve if read as a power document or Chronicles as a form of genetic validation? How does the order between the Tanakh vs the Christian ordering differ, or even the whole concept of Deuterocanonical texts?

I am saying that the Bible would be interesting subject.

Regarding the high school reading curriculum, I only started liking The Great Gatsby on the second and third run-throughs. Wuthering Heights on the second try, and I disliked Hamlet because he was a jerk to Ophelia.
posted by jadepearl at 4:09 PM

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I'm just picturing Alexander DeLarge reading the bible now.
posted by Ickster at 4:29 PM

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In 9th grade we all had to pick a classic, read it, and make a poster presentation. My good friend Steve read Ethan Frome and hated it, but on the upside he painted a gnarly poster of a wintry landscape with a graphically violent sled crash at the base of a hill.
posted by zardoz at 4:30 PM

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I really liked Ethan Frome, it was Age of Innocence I detested in high school.
posted by Carillon at 4:57 PM

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Listen. I get all the AI hate, but surely, if ever there was a time to use AI subversively, it's gay teenagers in Texas getting AI to write their English term papers on the homoerotic undertones in the Bible.

Are you joking? This is exactly the sort of thing gay teenagers in Texas will personally write the best essays of their life on.

Source, my teenage self feverishly researching and writing basically the entirety of 1946 fifteen years ago just so I could passively aggressively post it on Facebook at my mother.
posted by brook horse at 5:11 PM

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researching and writing basically the entirety of 1946

It's weird to think that struggling over arsenokoitai is this whole rite of passage for some queer kids that nobody really talks about!
posted by mittens at 5:23 PM

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I hope they cover the famously anti-woke New Testament in there somewhere.
posted by mazola at 6:18 PM

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I hated Billy Budd, Sailor. I remember tossing it down the hall at school, after we covered it in class.
If you're doing the Bible in school, which I'm kinda OK with, I'd do the 10 commandments, and how they're different from what you have to have posted on your walls in school. Also, there's a lot of stuff in there that's good to know for cultural literacy. (Plus the bits that would piss the MAGA off.)
posted by Spike Glee at 7:48 PM

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A Separate Peace gave me nightmares and panic attacks for years. I did not need to be forced to read that in high school.
posted by sardonyx at 8:03 PM

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One of our required readings was Lord of the Flies and my hate for how that book was taught with its layer upon layer of meaning for the most mundane detail really put me off studying literature. It also didn't feel to me to be all that plausible and I was so glad that a real life Lord of the Flies situation, the Tongan castaways, was nothing like the book when I heard about then many years later.

Man, the Bible has it all: murder, rape, incest (many varieties), vengeance and the whole crazed panoply of human behaviour.[...]the Bible would be interesting subject.

It would but they are just teaching wishy washy excerpts and skipping all the murder, smiting, daughter pimping and incestuous rape. Basically only a selection that jives with modern American happy Evangelism. No Loki reflecting on how Alice in Wonderland is a take down of God.
posted by Mitheral at 8:29 PM

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The key difference between the Tongan boys and the Lord of the Flies boys is the at the Tongans were not products of an English private school.
posted by Just the one swan, actually at 9:40 PM

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see Brittany Allen's more personal thoughts at LitHub in "My high school English syllabus, ranked."

"6. Betty White, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"
posted by pracowity at 10:47 PM

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The book everyone in my high school absolutely hated was The Scarlet Letter

Agree that at age 16 I mostly didn't get what that book was about, but I remember that I absolutely loved the description of the embroidered Letter A: "On the breast of her gown, in fine red cloth, surrounded with an elaborate embroidery and fantastic flourishes of gold thread, appeared the letter A. It was so artistically done, and with so much fertility and gorgeous luxuriance of fancy, that it had all the effect of a last and fitting decoration to the apparel which she wore, and which was of a splendour in accordance with the taste of the age, but greatly beyond what was allowed by the sumptuary regulations of the colony."
posted by JanetLand at 3:50 AM

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The book everyone else in my English class hated was Silas Marner; the first chapter sucked pretty bad, and everyone else I knew said "screw this, I'm getting the Cliff Notes for the rest of the book." But I was still Very Serious And Righteous at that age (also, I read fast) and shunned Cliff Notes, and kept reading the actual book. ....It got WAY better.

My senior year class did teach sections of the King James Bible in English. However, the teacher was very good about making it clear he was teaching for the language alone - this was not about the content, he stressed, it was about the language itself.

If you have a good teacher who does that it's possible to include excerpts from certain translations of the Bible in English class. However, that's a MIGHTY-big, load-bearing "if".
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 3:51 AM

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> Heh. I would so teach a semester-long examination of Song of Solomon.

I think my pick would be Ecclesiastes: the Bible generally is not a book of wisdom teachings but that one stands out for wisdom in prose, even above Proverbs.
posted by Aardvark Cheeselog at 8:42 AM

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I wish this was the debate we were having in our high school ELA department. Instead I am fighting to read any books at all--everything is short excerpts from a textbook, with an emphasis on nonfiction. It's all rhetorical analysis in the emptiest possible way, where the question is always "how are they making this argument?" and never "are they arguing in good faith?"
posted by chaiminda at 2:10 PM

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