Ham sandwich for president

Putting Clinton in office is like giving a gun to a police officer: potentially
dangerous & problematic in an array of well-understood…
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Ham sandwich for president

Putting Clinton in office is like giving a gun to a police officer: potentially
dangerous & problematic in an array of well-understood ways, and best seen as a
continuation and extension of a questionable standard.

Putting Trump in office is like giving a gun to a dementia patient: dangerous
and unpredictable.

Putting Johnson or Stein in office is like giving a gun to a raccoon: a raccoon
has no well-defined concept of what a gun is or does, and doesn’t have any
thumbs, and so the level of danger is low but non-zero.

Putting Vermin Supreme in office is like giving a gun to a ham sandwich.

By Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 20, 2016.

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