From: JWILLDEN@cc.weber.edu
Subject: submission description
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 93 18:08 MST

Random Insults 1.0
 
Random Insults combines random phrases from several lists of
adjectives, adverbs and nouns to create insults.  Sometimes this
results in hillarious combinations.  With the lists provided and
the randomization factor, there are over a million possible
insults in this little HyperCard stack.
 
Here are a few of the possibilities:
    You low-budget shovel-full of second-hand foot fungus!
    You cantankerous heap of foreign horse livers!
    You pathetic pile of defective toad tumors!
    You revolting load of stenchy walrus blubber!
    You slovenly excuse for contaminated bug parts!
    You insignificant tub of freeze-dried maggot brains!
    You contemptible mass of crumby muskox droppings!
    You insignificant toilet-full of moldy frog fat!
    You obnoxious bag of rotting camel flops!
    You repulsive crock of fly-covered mule froth!
    You assinine toilet-full of stenchy goat carcasses!
    You blundering glob of sloshy navel lint!
    You insignificant mass of stenchy hogwash!
    You slovenly shovel-full of contaminated muskox droppings!
    You cantankerous stack of decaying goat carcasses!
    You indescribable toilet-full of imitation armpit hairs!
 
I got the idea from a list I found.  IUm not sure where.
This stack is free.  It is designed for fun, but use these
insults at your own risk!  I am not responsible if you are
disowned, dismembered, or disliked for using these insults.
Have fun.

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