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       xkcd - A Webcomic - Typical Morning Routine (1518)
        
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       Hang on, I've heard this problem. We need to pour water into the
       duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in
       water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent.
       That will definitely make this situation better and not worse.
        
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