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       Presented in partnership with Qualcomm, Craigslist, Whirlpool,
       Hostess, LifeStyles, and the US Chamber of Commerce. Manufactured
       on equipment which also processes peanuts. Price includes 2-year
       Knicks contract. Phone may extinguish nearby birthday candles. If
       phone ships with Siri, return immediately; do not speak to her
       and ignore any instructions she gives. Do not remove lead casing.
       Phone may attract/trap insects; this is normal. Volume adjustable
       (requires root). If you experience sudden tingling, nausea, or
       vomiting, perform a factory reset immediately. Do not submerge in
       water; phone will drown. Exterior may be frictionless. Prolonged
       use can cause mood swings, short-term memory loss, and seizures.
       Avert eyes while replacing battery. Under certain circumstances,
       wireless transmitter may control God.
        
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