1982 CALENDARS In case you like the idea of printing out your own 1982 calendars, the accompanying ".CAL" files give you two choices -- one is a modification of the 1981 "Snoopy" calendar from the Pascal/Z Users' Group, Volume 6, and the other is a "pinup girl", originally from the North Star Users' Group, Volume 1. The 1982 calendar, in each case, is an update of the 1981 calendars which were available last year on the People's Message Service RBBS systems. The printer commands which have been added to each calendar file will print them out in proper format, without modification, if you are using the "Magic Wand" word- processing package and an 80-column printer, set for 6 lines (vertically) and 10 characters (horizontally) per inch. Other word processors and/or printers will require some modification to run these, but it shouldn't take much. You may also want to try out different spacings or character styles, on printers which have those, to see what they look like (printing the "picture" pages at 8 lines and 12.5 characters per inch on my Anadex, for example, seems to improve the quality of either one). With the print format shown here, it will take three 8.5" x 11" pages to print the "pinup", or two pages for the "Snoopy". With the "Magic Wand", also, any number of complete copies can be printed consecutively, with the "Copy" command. Finally, I should apologize to any members of the User's Group who are offended by the idea of a "pinup girl" calendar (think of it as the product of a mind demented from too much programming). For those of you (such as women) with different sexual preferences, I would have given you equal time, with a male version, if I had one available. As it is, however, the only male model around is me, and that would REALLY have been an indecent exposure. Any complaints about this or other subjects may be sent to: Jim Bearden Cancer Center, University of Hawaii 1236 Lauhala Street Honolulu, Hawaii 96813 .