****************************************************************************** The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang Game Script Version 1.0 Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized) Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com ****************************************************************************** 1. Introduction 2. Version History 3. Prologue 4. Fighter Island 5. Batland 6. Ratville 7. Kalala Desert 8. Ratville again 9. Vampra Kingdom 10. Jungle of Mazes 11. Castle Von Hesler 12. Ending 13. Credits and Thanks 14. Legal ****************************************************************************** 1. Introduction ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** In this FAQ, I have typed up the dialogue and story related text that appears in The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. ****************************************************************************** 2. Version History *********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** 1.0 - March 22, 2006 ****************************************************************************** 3. Prologue ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** The islands of Vladamasco were worlds away from humankind. It was a land of monsters and misfits ruled by three strong leaders. Dracuman Vampra and General Von Hesler. And so it was for many centuries, until the greedy Von Hesler mounted an attack on the other island leaders. With dark magic and an army of zombies, Von Hesler took control of all three kingdoms. During the final battle Vampra's daughter, Camelia, fled from the castle by moonlight to seek help from Dracuman's son, Spike McFang, who was training to be a warrior on an island far away. ****************************************************************************** 4. Fighter Island ************************************************************ ****************************************************************************** Spike: This is it Professor Steam... Fighter Island, where young adventurers learn the ways of the warrior. Professor: You've been reading too many brochures, Spike. Spike: That may be true Professor, but if I'm going to rule the kingdom of Dracuman someday, I have to learn to protect the land. Professor: You're always one step ahead of me, Spike. Spike: Hey! Someone's coming... Camelia! What are you doing here? Camelia: Spike! General Von Hesler's army of zombies has taken over the land of Vladamasco. Spike: That's terrible! Where are my parents and your mother? Camelia: Missing... It's up to us to find them and defeat Von Hesler! Spike: Wait a minute! Before the two of us go battling armies of drooling ghouls, I think I need a little practice. I've already signed up for these classes and if I back out now, I'll lose the deposit. Camelia: Fine! You go to your little warrior camp. I'm going to go to Ratville to see if I can find someone who is ready to save the islands. Spike: Listen, Camelia... Camelia: Catch up to me in Ratville if it fits into your schedule, wimp. Spike: Camelia... Camelia walks away. Professor: That didn't go so well. Spike: She's upset. Her kingdom is crumbling and evil creatures are running rampant. That can put a damper on your day. Professor: It looks like you should get your training out of the way, then see about saving your own crumbling kingdom. Spike: Good idea. Professor: I'll go back to Batland and wait for you there. Spike: Thanks. Give me a call on my cellular phone if you need me. **************************** Clarence: Hello, Spike. I'm master Ching Cao Qiang, the Spirit of Fighter Island, but you can call me Clarence. We will start your training with jumping exercises. Press the B button to jump over 15 rolling logs. **************************** Clarence: Well done! Let's move on to the next challenge. **************************** Clarence: This is where you will master the spin attack. Press the Y button to spin and hit 30 rock with your cape. But don't spin too quickly or you'll get dizzy. **************************** RRRRIIINNNNGGGG! Spike: It's Professor Steam. Hello Professor. What's going on? Professor: You have achieved another level of experience. Be careful! **************************** Clarence: Excellent! Hop onto the seesaw in the clearing ahead. **************************** Clarence: Now you are ready to learn the hat toss. Press and hold the Y button until your hat begins to float, then let go and watch it fly. Your challenge is to ground 15 Balloon Animals. **************************** Clarence: Excellent! Let's move on to the last challenge! **************************** Clarence: You've learned well so far, Spike. Now you must spar with me and overcome my Magic Cane. Spike: Let's fight! **************************** Spike: I did it! Clarence: Yes. You did very well. I will reward your efforts by giving you this small token. Spike: It's... it's an empty box? Clarence: When you learn card tricks, you can store your cards in this file. Press the L and R buttons to sort through your cards, then press the A button to perform the selected trick. Meanwhile... Colonel Hydra has invaded the castle of Dracuman and placed Felina in charge of the army. Colonel Hydra: You are in control of the castle, Felina. Don't let me down. Felina: Yes Mother... Colonel Hydra: Get to work. Felina: Yes Mother. ****************************************************************************** 5. Batland ******************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Spike: Well, Professor, it looks like my first order of business should be to go to my castle home and find my parents. Professor: Good luck, Spike. Here is 100 Gold for supplies. I'll wait for you here. Spike: I'll be back soon. **************************** RRRIIINNNGGG! RRRIIINNNGGG! RRRIIINNNGGG! Professor: Hello, it's Professor Steam. Spike: I thought it might be you. Professor: Are you at the entrance to the castle? Spike: Yes, but the door is locked. Professor: I gave a key to your pet, Sid. He's in the water to the left of the door. Spike: Good thinking Professor! **************************** Sid: RRRRAAAA... RRRROOOAAARRR... Spike: Hi Sid! How are you doing boy? Sid: RRRRAAAA... RRRRAAAA... Spike: What's that? One of the Cloves stole the key? Where is it now? Sid: RRRRAAAA... RRRREEEERRRR... RRRROOOO... Spike: To the right of the castle door? Thanks pal! **************************** Spike: Mother! Spike's Mom: Spike?! Is that you? Spike: Are you OK? Spike's Mom: Yes. I'm fine. Spike: Good. I'll get you out of here as soon as I take care of the creature that has taken over the castle. Spike's Mom: Be careful son. She is a level 4 fighter and very athletic. But you know... I think that she would be a nice girl if she wasn't influenced by evil beings. Spike: Right... Thanks Mom. Spike's Mom: Here's something to take with you, Spike. Spike received the card of Transport! Spike's Mom: With this card, you can return to Professor Steam if you're in trouble. Spike: Cool! **************************** Felina: I am Felina, Queen of the Felina Fighters. Prepare to go down in humiliating defeat, Vampire. Spike: Let's rumble. **************************** Felina: Wait! I'll give you this token if you spare me! After picking up the gold a cage fall over Spike. Felina: Ha! You're trapped! Spike: You won't get away with this! Felina: We'll see about that. Spike: ............ Some guy comes and destroys the cage. Spike: I'm free!! Eat hat, cat! Spike finishes off Felina by throwing his hat. ?????: Are you Spike McFang, the Prince of Batland? Spike: Yes. Who are you? ?????: I heard you were a wimp, but you've done well here. Spike: Thanks. Who are you? Rudy: I'm Rudy, the son of Von Hesler. But don't worry, I'm on your side. Spike: Thanks for getting me out of that mess. Rudy: No problem. You see, I need your help in proving that my father is innocent. Spike: And I need your help to save the kingdom. Spike's mother enters. Spike's Mom: Spike! Spike: Mom! Are you OK? Spike's Mom: Yes. I knew that you could do it. Spike: Me too. Spike's Mom: Thank you for helping my son, young man. Rudy: No problem. Spike's Mom: What will you do now? Spike: We must continue our journey... Rudy: ...to my father's castle and reclaim the kingdom from the creature that has taken over his mind. Spike's Mom: Good luck boys. Rudy: Thank you. Spike: OK. Let's go. Meanwhile... in the castle of Von Hesler, Hydra is summoned by the General. He is very angry. Von Hesler: What's going on? We've lost the castle of Dracuman. Hydra: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have placed Felina in charge. However, we still have Croc guarding the Kalala Desert. Von Hesler: Make sure that he succeeds. Hydra: Yes Sir... **************************** Professor: You've done very well! I'm surprised! Spike: I'm very lucky that Rudy came along when he did. Professor: That's right. The Queen will be safe here while we continue our adventure. Spike: OK. Professor: I have an urgent message from the people of Ratville. Spike: What does it say? Professor: Dear Spike... Camelia of the Castle Vampra is very sick. She has requested that you come here to Ratville and help her regain her health. Yours truly, Helious Bain. Spike: Camelia needs our help! Let's go. Professor: Ratville is a long drive from here. We should go soon. You buy the supplies. I'll ready the car. Spike: OK. **************************** Professor: Let's go to Ratville Take the car. ****************************************************************************** 6. Ratville ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** Hey! That sign says "WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS!" Be careful. A rock falls on and crushes the car but not before everybody jumps out. Spike: I don't believe it! We're still a long way from Ratville. **************************** A group of Archers shoot arrows at Spike & Rudy, then one says... Halt! Who goes there? Are you agents of Von Hesler? Spike: No! Honest! We're on your side! How can we trust you? Spike: Listen, I'm Spike, the son of Dracuman. Rudy: And I'm...um...I'm his friend, Rudy. Spike: We've come to help Camelia. She's sick. Helious: Hold your fire. I sent for these men... I will take you to Camelia. Spike: You must be Helious Bain! Helious: Yes I am. Spike: Good timing. Helious takes Spike and Rudy to Camelia who is unconscious in bed. Spike: OOHHHH... Rudy: How is she? Helious: She's not doing so well. Rudy: What can we do to help her? Helious: She needs the water of the Kalalala Desert. Unfortunately, it is in the pyramid to the north guarded by Croc, one of Von Hesler's men. Rudy: Again with Von Hesler! We've got to go to the pyramid and get the water! ****************************************************************************** 7. Kalala Desert ************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Spike: That was quite a drop! But we seem to have landed safely. **************************** Croc: Wait a minute! You guys ain't goin' nowhere. Rudy: Are you Croc? Croc: Yeah, I'm Croc. And the water of Kalala Desert is mine, see? The Desert Root soaks it up and I get it. Spike: The water is for everyone, green man. Croc: Oh! The little guy talks big. I'm scared! Let's see how tough you really are! **************************** Croc: WOW! You are strong! Now I'll get serious. **************************** Croc: I don't believe it! You beat me! But now you're going to have to take on the Desert Root to get the water. **************************** Desert Root: GAAAA... GAAAA... Who are you? Spike: We've come for the water. Desert Root: GAAAA...Hydra told me to give the water to no one... GAAAA... if you want it, you'll have to take it by force. Spike: Let's fight, Root! **************************** Desert Root: Forgive me...GAAA... I'll return the water to the desert and go back to my home in the jungle. Spike: Promise? Desert Root: Yes. Water shoots out of the ground and it send Spike and Rudy flying. Then the scene switches to Von Hesler and Hydra. Von Hesler: What a fool! Hydra: I really didn't expect this to happen. Von Hesler: Let's move on to the next plan. They will undoubtedly head for the Kingdom of Vampra. The Freezer will stop them there. Hydra: . . . . . . . . ****************************************************************************** 8. Ratville again ************************************************************ ****************************************************************************** Spike: Is Camelia getting better? Helious: Yes. She drank the water and her condition is improving. Why don't you get some rest? After resting. Helious: Camelia has finally recovered. Camelia: Thank you Spike. You saved my life. It looks like your training paid off. Spike: How do you feel? Camelia: I'm ready to go. Spike: Good. Professor: Prince Spike, the new car is complete. Spike: That's great! Professor: And... we've discovered a tunnel that leads to the land of Vampra. Spike: That's convenient. Professor: Everything is packed and ready to go. Spike, Camelia, and the Professor enter the new car. Helious: Goodbye and good luck. Let's go! Farewell! Adios! The car drives off, then Rudy comes outside. Rudy: Spike? Camelia? Helious: Sorry. You just missed them. Rudy runs after the car. ****************************************************************************** 9. Vampra Kingdom ************************************************************ ****************************************************************************** Rudy: You're kidding! I can't believe you left me stranded in Ratville! Spike: Sorry, man. You shouldn't have slept in! Camelia: Be nice to Rudy, Spike. He did save your life, didn't he? Rudy: Yeah. Camelia: And he helped you get the water too. Rudy: Yeah. That's right. I'm a valuable member of the team who doesn't deserve to be left behind. Spike: AHHH... AHHHH... CHOOO! It's cold here. Camelia: The land of Vampra used to be warm and dry. I must continue on with you to find out what has happened. Rudy: I'll take a break here. Camelia: Yes. You need to rest after that long run. Rudy: But I'm not sure I want to be left behind again. Spike: Hey, that wasn't my fault. You should have set your alarm. Rudy: You could have woken me up! Camelia: Are you guys done arguing yet? We've got to get moving. Spike: It's freezing cold here. Camelia: It used to be so warm. Spike: I think this snow has something to do with the presence of Von Hesler's army. Camelia: It must. Rudy: I'm going to rest here for a while. Camelia: You're still tired? Rudy: Hey! I ran all the way here to catch up with you. Of course I'm still tired! **************************** After speaking to some woman in a cave. ?????: Are you Spike? Spike: Yes. How did you know my name? ?????: Word of your accomplishments has spread. I understand that you stopped the invasion of Von Hesler in Batland. Spike: Have you heard of the Freezer in the Ice Palace? ?????: Yes. And, strange as it may seem, I heard that he has a weakness for chicken noodle soup. Spike: Weird. ?????: If you give him a bowl of soup, he will no longer be invincible. But, he'll still be difficult to beat since he is a level 11 fighter. Spike: Thanks for the tip. After Spike and Camelia move on. ?????: Ha! Go ahead and beat the ice man, fool! With him gone, Vampra will be under my control! Spike returns. Spike: Hey. I didn't catch your name. ?????: It's not important. Hurry... defeat the Freezer! Spike: HMMM... Well, thank you anyway, friend. Goodbye! **************************** Freezer: Now who is this in my Ice Palace... HMMM? Spike: I'm Spike McFang, Prince of Batland. Freezer: Well, I'm the Freezer, Von Hesler's most powerful warrior. He gave me this palace so that I could rule over the Land of Vampra. You must be a good fighter to get all this way. Spike: Yes, I am. Freezer: Then challenge me. I've never lost a fight. Spike: You will now. **************************** Freezer: You're no match for me! If you ever feel like learning another lesson, you can find me on the other side of the palace. The Freezer leaves. Spike: The Freezer is tough. I wonder if chicken noodle soup really does make him weaker. **************************** One of three guys sitting around a pot of soup says... Sluuuurp... Sluuuurp... Do you want some soup? Just don't tell the Freezer about it. **************************** Freezer: You again. One humiliation wasn't enough for you, eh? Spike: It's your turn, ice man. Freezer: What? Soup? Three bowls! How did you know about my weakness? **************************** Freezer: You are strong, Spike. I don't know how you knew about my weakness for soup, but you're good. The Freezer summons a large bird which carries Spike and Camelia outside. Camelia: That was close. The Ice Palace is melting and we were almost caught in the middle of it. Spike: The Freezer wasn't such a bad guy after all. Camelia: He saved us from the collapsing palace. Spike: Look! The snow is starting to melt! The scene switches to Von Hesler and Hydra. Von Hesler: Even the Freezer has been defeated by these meddlers. Hydra, summon all of my officers and have their troops surround the castle. Hydra: Sir... Von Hesler: What? Hydra: They have all been defeated. Von Hesler: All of the officers? Hydra: Yes. Except for those of us here. Von Hesler: Just us? Hydra: Yes Sir... The scene switches back to Spike, Camelia, and Professor Steam. Professor: Prince Spike! Now that The Village of Vampires is safe, we can move on to Castle Von Hesler to save King Dracuman and Queen Vampra. It'll be easy going by airship. But supplies and I will prepare the ship for our journey. Spike: Will do, Professor. **************************** Professor: Let's go to the Castle Von Hesler. Take the airship. ****************************************************************************** 10. Jungle of Mazes ********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** Spike: The airship travels quickly! I can already see Castle Von Hesler on the horizon. Camelia: I'm glad that we didn't leave you behind this time Rudy. Rudy: I wouldn't let it happen twice! The airship crashes into one of many large floating rock. Rudy: The engine's on fire! Camelia: FIRE! FIRE! Spike: We're going down! The ship crashes to the ground. Spike: Camelia fell from the ship right before we crashed. Rudy: We have to find her! Spike: OK! Say, where are we anyway Professor? Professor: We're in the Jungle of Mazes. Spike: Uh oh. Professor: You'll never make it through this jungle to Castle Von Hesler unless you take the right path. Keep notes and watch for clues. Spike: Isn't this the jungle that they say no one has ever returned from? Rudy: We'll see about that. **************************** Spike: Camelia! Are you OK? Camelia: ...Ouch... I'm fine. Rudy: You've sprained you're ankle. Camelia: It'll be fine. Let's go. Rudy: I don't know, Camelia. It doesn't look like you should walk on it right now. Spike: You stay here and heal. Rudy: Spike and I will continue on to the castle. Spike: Yeah. Rudy: OK? Camelia: OK. As soon as I feel better, I'll catch up with you. **************************** Moray: You have traveled far, warriors. However, I cannot permit you to go any farther. Spike: Are you an agent of Von Hesler? Moray: Yes. I have special orders to keep meddling intruders away from the castle and... that would be you! **************************** Moray: You guys are pretty good, for a couple of shrimps. **************************** Moray: If I'm going to go down I'm going to take you with me. Moray releases a large red ball which attacks Spike and Rudy. ****************************************************************************** 11. Castle Von Hesler ******************************************************** ****************************************************************************** Hydra: Finally! What took you so long? Spike: It's the stranger from the ice cave! What are you doing here? Hydra: You're so ignorant. I'm the leader of Von Hesler's army, fool! You did me a great favor by defeating the Freezer. After I get rid of you, Vampra will be my headquarters. Von Hesler thinks he will rule Vladamasco! I'd be better at it, don't you think? Spike: We'll see about that. **************************** Hydra: You're not bad! Perhaps it just wasn't luck that got you this far. But, now I will summon the Power of Mandra and finish you off! **************************** Hydra: Ohhh... I've lost my power! How could this happen? Spike: It's all over Hydra. Rudy: You have no more magic to conjure. Spike: Release the islands... ...and our families. Hydra: If you want to save Vladamasco, you will have to defeat Von Hesler... your father, Rudy! Rudy: My father is innocent. An evil force is controlling him! Spike: Let's find your father and get to the bottom of this! Rudy: I'm telling you, Spike. My father would not do this. Spike: I believe you! Rudy: Good. **************************** Von Hesler: Ahhh... I have been waiting for you young adventurers! Spike: What's going on here? Rudy: Father, you must be under a spell! Wake up! Von Hesler: You will go down in defeat in the name of Owasa! **************************** Spike: Something is happening! Von Hesler: Your power is nothing compared to mine. Behold my true form and prepare to be destroyed! Rudy: Incredible! Von Hesler: No more mister nice guy! Rudy: You're history creep! Von Hesler: Try to stop me. Rudy: Let's go. Von Hesler: ......YYYYAAAAHHHH!! **************************** Von Hesler: I have underestimated your abilities. But there is still someone that I can turn on you! Rudy: Who is he talking about? Spike: Camelia! He's going to hypnotize her into fighting us! Rudy: Ohhh Nooo! ****************************************************************************** 12. Ending ******************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Spike and Rudy leave the castle and are heading back to Camelia when they hear... Camelia: EEEEAAAAHHHH! Spike: It's Camelia! Rudy: He must have gotten to her! Camelia: I am the ruler of Vladamasco. Spike: Camelia! Rudy: Don't be fooled! The creature is controlling her. Camelia: Not any more! Spike: What's going on? Camelia throws the creature that was controlling her to the ground. Camelia: This menace won't give us any more trouble! Rudy: How did you do it Camelia? Spike: Wow! Camelia: It's over now. The land is safe. Rudy: We can now live in peace. Spike: What an adventure! Rudy: Let's continue to work together for the future of the islands. Camelia: As a team, we will be unstoppable. The creature turns into a large gold coin and Spike picks it up. The scene switches to Rudy and Von Hesler. Rudy: Father! How did this happen? I can't believe that you let the creature control you! Von Hesler: It was a strange experience, son. By the time I realized that something was wrong, he had taken over my mind! Rudy: Well, it's all over now! Von Hesler: Yes. And you have proven yourself as a worthy heir to the Von Hesler Crown! Rudy: Thank you Father. The scene switches to Camelia and Vampra. Vampra: This was quite an ordeal. Camelia, you handled it very well. Camelia: We all did well. Spike and Rudy are both great fighters. Vampra: Thanks to all of you, the Islands of Vladamasco are safe! Camelia: Now, we must rebuild the lands. Vampra: Someday, Camelia, you will make a fine ruler of the Vampra Kingdom! Camelia: Thank you Mother! Vampra: Let's go home. Camelia: Yes... Let's go! The scene switches to Spike, his mom, and Dracuman. Dracuman: Spike... I didn't expect you to do so well. You've grown up. Spike: Thank you Father. Dracuman: You have proven yourself well as a worthy Prince of Batland. Spike's Mom: Spike... I'm proud of you. Dracuman: Someday you will be the king. Spike: Rudy, Camelia and I are all ready to do our duty for the land. Dracuman: In time you will do just that. Spike's Mom: But for now, you are still my little boy! Spike: Oh, Mom... ****************************************************************************** 13. Credits and Thanks ******************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ. ****************************************************************************** 14. Legal ******************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** This FAQ is Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione. This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. 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