****************************************************************************** Battletoads in Battlemaniacs Game Script Version 1.0 Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized) Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction II. Version History III. Script IV. Credits and Thanks V. Legal ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that appears in Battletoads in Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals. ****************************************************************************** II. Version History ********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** 1.0 - August 10, 2005 ****************************************************************************** III. Script ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** ******** Prologue ******** Northern Tibet, Asia Also starring The evil Dark Queen Silas Volkmire And Professor T-Bird Special guest appearance by Scuzz Gyachung-LA Fortress T-Bird: 'Toads, I have invited you here to witness the first demonstration of Psicone's new games generator. We've named it's artificial world "The Gamescape". This approaching image is a pig of the apocalypse, one of the games T.. Before the professor can finish, the pig leaps out of the screen!! It grabs Michiko Tashoku, daughter of Psicone's head honcho!! Zitz leaps to her rescue.. but he takes a beastly bashing and is captured too! With Michiko and Zitz it's prisoner, the evil pig escapes back into the gamescape! Silas Volkmire: Pay attentions Battlejerks! I, Silas Volkmire, intend to turns your miserable world into my very own gamescape! The Dark Queen holds your feeble friends captive, and if you try anything, you'll never see them again! Ha-ha-ha-ha!! *********************************** End of level 1/beginning of level 2 *********************************** Dark Queen: Do you really think a clucking fool and his slimy snot snafflers can beat us? Prepare to meet my Saturn Toadtraps! T-Bird: I've located some hover discs that you can use, but I bet my beak there's a whole 'toad-load of trouble waiting down in that tree! *********************************** End of level 2/beginning of level 3 *********************************** Dark Queen: You'd better collect enough pins to gain an extra life here, swampsuckers, 'cuz you'll surely be needin' it! T-Bird: C'mon 'toads, it's bonus time! Collect the whites to win a life, avoid the skulls as they mean strife! *********************************** End of level 3/beginning of level 4 *********************************** Dark Queen: This is where the action gets fast an' your slime backs come last, you flappin' fool! T-Bird: It's the need-to-speed once again 'toads! Put your foot to the floor and hang on tight! *********************************** End of level 4/beginning of level 5 *********************************** Dark Queen: 'Toad versus snake, eh? They don't have a chance in this one, Mr.Beaky freak! T-Bird: The exit's at the top 'toads, so grab a snake and hold on tight! *********************************** End of level 5/beginning of level 6 *********************************** Dark Queen: I can't believe you escaped from Karnath! You're pretty good, froggies, but it ain't over yet! T-Bird: Listen, 'toads, it's not the taking part that counts, it's the winning! *********************************** End of level 6/beginning of level 7 *********************************** Dark Queen: So, you made it to the second bonus level. Make the most of it, 'cuz it'll be your last!! T-Bird: Back on the checkers, 'toads! There's dominoes to collect and extra lives to get!! *********************************** End of level 7/beginning of level 8 *********************************** Dark Queen: Feeling weary yet, swamp dwellers? I hope so, 'cuz I'm sendin' in scuzz to blow up the tower with you still inside it! T-Bird: You're in the Queen's home territory now, 'toads! Just three rat races, and you get to 'toadslam her real good!! *********************************** End of level 8/beginning of level 9 *********************************** Dark Queen: Pah! If you want a job done properly, never trust a useless bunch of pigs and rats! C'mon 'toadies, let's fight! T-Bird: I knew you'd make it 'toads! Boy, I wouldn't want to be in the Queen's shoes now, she's in for one humungous surprise!! ************************************ End of level 9/beginning of level 10 ************************************ Dark Queen: It's just not fair, I'm fed up being beaten by a scrawny beak and his slimy swamp swimmers!! I'll get you next time, all of you!! T-Bird: Touchdown! The battlin' Battletoads come through in the last quarter and the good guys win again! Er.... Hold the party, 'toads.... I've just picked up Silas Volkmire on my scanners, trying to escape using a teleporter!! Hold on, I'll locate his target destination.... Found it! Tweak my beak, he's gonna appear above the Psicone building any minute now!! You'd better get back here pronto, 'toads, you're our only hope of catching him! "We're back on the scene an' rarin' to go, prof!" "There he is, guys! Quick, into the battlecopter!" "Put your foot down Pimple, he's gettin' away!" "We've caught up! Hurry Rash, fire the missles, we won't be able to stay with him much longer!" ************************************* The Bad Ending ************************************* Volkmire breathes a sigh of relief as his spaceship accelerates out of the 'toads missle range, knowing that he lives to fight another day. Dejected, the 'toads return to Psicone, their only consolation being that his partner in crime, the Dark Queen, won't be causing any more trouble. But with Volkmire free, and the Queen wanting revenge, it will only be a matter of time before the dire duo try again... The End? ************************************* The Good Ending ************************************* Volkmire: Arrggghhhhhhh! And so, the sinister Silas Volkmire is once again thwarted by the victorious Battletoads. Volkmire's burnt out ship is retrieved from the Himalayas, but of his body, there is no trace.... Who knows what happened to him, but you an be sure of one thing, both he and the Dark Queen will remember the day they took on the Battletoads-and lost!! The End. ****************************************************************************** IV. Credits and Thanks ******************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ. ****************************************************************************** V. 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