Character Abilities FAQ Timesplitters 2 (GCN) Cayene of Doma I. Introduction II. Version History III. Legal Jargon IV. The Characters V. Rankings VI. Conclusion =============================================================================== Section I. Introduction =============================================================================== There have been many discussions on the boards about who the "best" character is. While there isn't one true "best" of the bunch, they can be classified and ranked by statistics. =============================================================================== Section II. Version History =============================================================================== Version 1.0 -Unlocking methods complete. -Descriptions complete. -Stats complete. -Many inherent abilities listed. Version 2.0 -New format implemented. -Added Rankings section Version 2.0 Part II -Changed my email address. Go GMail! -Removed defunct sites from the allowed list. =============================================================================== Section III. Legal Jargon =============================================================================== Copyright 2003 Joel Barnett This guide is only available at: -GameFAQs (www.gamefaqs.com) -Timesplitters 2 Planet (www.ts2planet.vze.com) -Cheats.de (www.cheats.de) -NeoSeeker (www.neoseeker.com) -GameNotOver (www.gamenotover.com) -IGN (faqs.ign.com) If you find this guide posted anywhere other than the sites listed above, email me and tell me about it and the URL of the website. If you post this guide without my consent, I will send you one 'cease and desist' notice after I have been informed of your posting this guide, and you will have two days to remove it from your website. If it is still up after that, things could get ugly. If you would like to post this guide at your website, follow these simple steps: 1) Email me and ask permission. 99 times out of 100, I'll say yes. See the contact section for my address. 2) Post it unaltered, unless I approve the alteration, and make sure that I'm given credit. All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders. =============================================================================== Section IV. The Characters =============================================================================== NOTE: Undead means that the character can be decapitated and still keep going. Accountant Amateur League > Team Series A > Men in Gray Claims to know the difference between a double tap entry wound and double entry bookkeeping- but we're not so sure. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 5 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ample Sally Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Take 'em Down Always on the lookout for a quick buck, Sally latched onto the Colonel's gang for the chance of fortune and power. They latched onto her for great cooking and special cuddles. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aztec Warrior Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golden Thighs Modeling the latest in heavy gold jewelry, nose piercing, pudding bowl haircut and high performance athletic support, this guy cuts a mean dash through any tropical rainforest. He's not so keen on prickly thickets though! Accuracy: 3 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby Drone Elite League > Team Series C > They're Not Pets! The TimeSplitters evil knows no limits- even juvenile drones are forced into labor at a young age. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Badass Cyborg Challenge > Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > Badass Buspass Impasse He's the leanest, the meanest and the badass machine-est! Accuracy: 6 Agility: 5 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barby Gimp Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Time to Split Once a high fashion model, Barby Gimp turned her back forever on the world of glamour when she decided to have surgical steel fighting claw implants. She still likes to watch the HoloSoaps on her Neural Visor. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bear Elite League > Team Series C > They're Not Pets! Rescued from a animal trap by Lola Varuska, Bear is fanatically loyal and will fight to the death to protect the circus. He's had his fez ever since he was a cub. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beetleman Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Double Bill A hideous alien grafting experiment gone wrong, Beetleman fights out of rockabilly rage at what was done to his once beautiful body... Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Tony 1932 Chicago (Normal / Hard) After buying out the Falucci Brothers olive oil import business, Big Tony turned his now slippery hands to more criminal activities. But liquor, loose women and the numbers racket weren't enough- lately it seems he's been taking shipments from some dodgy out of town characters. Agility: 8 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Braces Honorary League > Elimination Series > Brace Yourself Despite the fact that he always gets the blame when things go wrong, Braces remains a loyal foot soldier in Big Tony's mob. Whatever he lacks in intelligence he more than makes up for in brute strength. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calamari Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Chinese Burns A political refugee from a distant ocean planet, Calamari hid in a cupboard when the TimeSplitters attacked the space station. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Candi Skyler Unlocked by default Candy graduated from cadet training just two weeks ago. Although there's been cheap talk around the academy that she failed Astronavigation but got a dispensation because she has a cute butt. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Capt Forest Unlocked by default Capt. Forest is the well respected chief of the Regular Force. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 5 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Capt Night Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Someone Has Got to Pay Capt. Night is the daring leader of the Special Forces. He likes to deploy his troops at the slightest sign of trouble. Some of the senior staff officers think that perhaps there's a little too much deploying going on... Accuracy: 9 Agility: 5 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Capt Pain Honorary League > Team Series B > Superfly Lady Capt. Pain could have gone all the way to the top. Unfortunately he volunteered for an experiment in the labs and now he wanders the earth as a soulless monster. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Capt Sand Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Rocket Man Capt. Sand is the bold commander of the Desert Force. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 5 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Capt Snow Unlocked by default Capt. Snow is the leader of the Arctic Force. Sometimes the cold climate makes his earpiece malfunction. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 5 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain Ash Unlocked by default Adventurer extraordinaire, Capt. Ash's exploits have carried him to the four corners of the earth. He's always accompanied by the most glamorous assistants and never averse to stopping for a spot of afternoon tiffin. Just to keep the pecker up, you understand- Tally ho! Accuracy: 8 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Changeling Elite League > Frantic Series > Can't Please Everyone The Changelings are shapeshifting spirits drawn to Notre Dame by the foul rituals of Jacque de la Morte. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ChassisBot Amateur League > Mode Madness > Scrap Metal Built from scrap and spare parts scavenged from the sprawling Machine Wars Scrapyards, the lightweight ChassisBots are designed for speed and agility. Accuracy: 2 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 Immune to fire ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chastity Unlocked by default Before becoming a highly decorated officer in the LAPD, Chastity ran with the gangs in the back streets of Neo Tokyo. She has vowed to help Ghost clear his name and regain his honor. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chinese Chef Honorary League > Elimination Series > Baking for the Taking Still the best in the business. They say his recipe for slow braised TimeSplitter in black bean sauce is out of this world! Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Colonel, The 1853 Wild West (Normal/Hard) After deserting from the Confederate army, the Colonel went deep into South America searching for Inca gold. He returned a changed man, evil and in possession of strange allies... Accuracy: 7 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Corp Hart Unlocked by default Not just an excellent soldier, Corporal Hart is also an expert with all kinds of mechanical and computer technology. She has found her servo-enhanced Tritium Exo-Arm to be a very useful aid in battle situations. Accuracy: 10 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crispin Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Monkey Immolation Crispin's had one too many brushes with the flamethrower- even he can't remember what he used to look like... Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cropolite, The Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > Hit Me Baby One Morgue Time A demon from another dimension, the Cropolite has been drawn to our world by the spacetime rift opened by the TimeSplitters. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crypt Zombie Amateur League > Beginners Series > Casualty The mortal remains of the cathedral monks had been at rest for generations in the catacombs of Notre Dame, but the evil magic of Jacque de la Morte has raised their mummified corpses as flesh-eating zombies, ready to carry out his every demand. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cyberfairy Honorary League > Maximus > Cold Corpse Caper A space-age pixie, the Cyberfairy fits across time zones, drawn to machine technology like a moth to a flame. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 10 Stamina: 2 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dark Henchman Elite League > Frantic Series > Hangar Hats Off! When Khallos bought a cheap job lot of sidekick costumes some dudes were lucky enough to get first pick- guess what? They chose black instead of yellow. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dinosaur Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Aztec the Dino Hunter He breathes fire and has vestigial forelimbs. Accuracy: 2 Agility: 3 Stamina: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Peabody Amateur League > Beginners Series > Casualty Since the age of ten, when he blew up his parents' garden shed, Dr. Thadeus Peabody knew that he was destined to be an explosives scientist. He relishes the chance to further dispel academic stereotypes by running amok with an automatic weapon. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 3 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drone Splitter Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Half Death Once a peaceful amphibian race, the Drones were enslaved when the Splitters invaded their planet. Spinal implants ensure they will never escape the Splitters control. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 3 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duckman Drake Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Someone Has Got to Pay He's quack and he's back! Accuracy: 3 Agility: 6 Stamina: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elijah Jones Unlocked by default Elijah is Peekaboo Jones' great great grandpappy. His life as a bounty hunter began at the age of sixteen, when he saw his parents gunned down in cold blood by cattle rustlers. Since that day his mission has been to confront injustice wherever he finds it. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feeder Zombie Challenge > Behead the Undead > Day of the Damned The Feeder Zombie's thought process is quite simple: eat brains...eat brains... eat brains... Although, to be fair, the stains on their T-shirts are mostly melon juice. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Female Trooper Amateur League > It's a Blast > Demolition Derby The Marine Troopers have borne the brunt of the TimeSplitters onslaught against humanity. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargoyle Honorary League > Maximus > Cold Corpse Caper Infused with stolen life by the TimeSplitters evil aura, the Gargoyles will destroy anything foolish enough to stand in their path. They especially don't like pigeons. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghost Unlocked by default The coolest CyberJock in the Tek Quarter, Ghost can hack an AI CORE in milliseconds. When he declined Sadako's offer to join her gang she planned a bitter revenge. Now he is framed for a crime he did not commit and the Neo Tokyo police are on his trail. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gingerbread Man Honorary League > Elimination Series > Baking for the Taking Flour, brown sugar, shortening, molasses, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon and some well beaten eggs. Mix well, pop in the oven and let the nightmares begin... Accuracy: 2 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gregor Lenko Unlocked by default Gregor Lenko 'The Russian Bear' is one half of a crack military team, working for a covert international consortium. Along with Ilsa Nadir he is sent on assignments that would cause lesser men to quake with fear. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 3 Stamina: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gretel Mk II Unlocked by default Gretel II is a second generation precision killing machine, programmed with stealth and martial arts techniques from around the galaxy. Together with R-109 she has been sent to destroy the Machinist's robot army. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 Immune to fire ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Handyman Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Can't Handle This This guy is straight out of Hatchet Sal's nightmares. Just goes to show, crime doesn't pay- or maybe Sal should have just laid off the cheese. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hank Nova Unlocked by default Some guys just have it and Hank's one of them. He's seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of... well, whatever. A leaner, meaner, more square jawed hero never graced the operatic stage. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry Tipper Unlocked by default The crimebusting skills of ex-New York vice cop Harry Tipper are now employed in the fight against international supervillains. This time he's got a license to chill- Nice tux, Harry! Accuracy: 9 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hatchet Sal Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Can't Handle This Hatchet Sal got his nickname from his habit of chopping off his unfortunate victims right hands. He used to keep his trophies in a shoe box under his bed, but one night, after too much cheese, he had the mother of all nightmares and his box of gruesome buddies just had to go. He's cleaned up his act now, but the hatchet moniker stayed with him. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hector Baboso Amateur League > Beginners Series > Adios Amigos The son of a saloon girl, Hector was raised in a house of ill repute. After a series of botched hold-ups, he met fellow outlaw Mikey Two-guns in prison and the pair became firm friends. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Henchman Elite League > Frantic Series > Hangar Hats Off! The Henchmen are foot soldiers in Khallos' terror organization. Outfitted with the latest in army surplus night vision goggles and flattering figure hugging suits (plus baseball caps!), they cut a dash in any kind of 'secret base under attack' chaos. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- High Priest Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golden Thighs Yeah? Well this dude thinks you look pretty strange too! Accuracy: 7 Agility: 3 Stamina: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hunchback, The Challenge > Glass Smash > Stain Removal The Hunchback knows all the hidden doorways and secret tunnels of Notre Dame. Horrified by the evil that Jacque de la Morte has unleashed in his beloved cathedral, he battles to thwart the lunatic's plans. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 3 Stamina: 7 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hybrid Mutant 1990 Siberia (Normal / Hard) The TimeSplitters evil aura had a devastating effect on some of the more susceptible Siberian troopers, causing massive genetic mutation. Military scientists tried to turn them into super-soldiers, but after a series of horrific incidents the mutants were deemed uncontrollable and placed under maximum security. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ilsa Nadir Unlocked by default The daughter of Dr. Katje Nadir, Ilsa knows no fear and will gladly undertake the most dangerous search and destroy missions. Few men can come close to matching her superb fighting and infiltration skills. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Impersonator, The Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Double Bill The King returns after a sell out tour of holiday camps and working men's clubs. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 5 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Insect Mutant Challenge > Monkeying Around > Simian Shootout Frank was always telling folks about UFOs in the skies over his garage but nobody believed his tales of alien abductions. Look at him now- what do you think? Accuracy: 6 Agility: 3 Stamina: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacque de la Morte 1895 Notre Dame (Normal / Hard) A psychopathic murderer, Jacque de la Morte's mind has been twisted by visions of 'angels'. Now he teeters on the brink of complete insanity. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jake Fenton Unlocked by default Jake has been battling bribery and corruption in Chicago ever since Big Tony came to town. Tony lost him his badge and had him run out of town, but now he's back, working for Lady Jane's agency, and looking to settle the score. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jared Slim Elite League > Duel Meaning > If I'm Ugly, You Smell! A callous murderer and card sharp, Jared was rescued from the gallows by the Colonel and has been his right hand man ever since. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jebediah Crump Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Dead Fraction Jebediah is the only original inhabitant of Little Prospect left. While the town was being taken over by the Colonel and his gang, the crazy old prospector was at the bottom of a mineshaft drinking moonshine. When he surfaced two days later he couldn't quite work out what had changed. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jimmy Needles Amateur League > Team Series A > Club Soda Jimmy Needles is a ruthless assassin brought in from Miami to handle Tony's more tricky hits. This guy's a fruit nut, every morning he has to have half a cantaloupe melon, two fresh grapefruit and a glass of chilled cranberry juice or else he's just plain ornery all day. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jinki Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Nikki and Jinki were sold to the Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be the elder sister. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jo-Beth Casey Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Babes in the Woods Mary-Beth Casey's younger sister. Jo-Beth likes to sneak out of her parents' house at weekends to fight crime and kill monsters. Her high school show and tell sessions are really something quite special. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 10 Stamina: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jungle Queen Unlocked by default Raised in the jungle by wolves, the Jungle Queen's sharp intellect is only hampered by her tight thong and lack of language. Captain Ash has promised to make her a duchess if she comes back to Blighty with him. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khallos 1972 Atomsmasher (Normal / Hard) It's not easy holding the world to ransom but Mr. Khallos seems well qualified for the job. He's got secret bases, doomsday devices, scores of henchmen and a penchant for over elaborate death scenes. He poo-poos his detractors who claim that he got his eye patch from a novelty store and that his first name is Archibald. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kitten Celeste Unlocked by default Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for Harry and he needs some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em tiger! Grrrrrrrr! Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Krayola Honorary League > Team Series B > Hack a Hacker A high school dropout with a genius level IQ, Krayola shunned the academic world to become the brains behind Sadako's sick experiments. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 10 Stamina: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kypriss Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golem Guru Found in a burlap sack at the bottom of a well, no one knows if Kypriss is a supernatural goddess or just a lady with a fancy costume. Despite many offers of money and power she has never raised all of her arms on a public stage. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lady Jane Unlocked by default This hot-blooded socialite skipped Swiss finishing school to set up her own Private Investigation Agency in Chicago. A stickler for fashion you'll never catch her with anything but the latest in haute couture and semi automatic weapons. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer Amateur League > Team Series A > Men in Gray Should you, the player, choose freely to play as this character, it is under the express understanding that absolutely no warranty, stated or implied, is given for his performance, or lack thereof, in a deathmatch, or any other arcade scenario, whether in existence or yet to be devised. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 5 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lean Molly Amateur League > Beginners Series > Adios Amigos Sally's slender sister. She's not big on special cuddles. Accuracy: 2 Agility: 3 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leo Krupps Honorary League > Maximus > Killer Queen Leo was once the circus lion tamer. But over the years he adopted more and more of his lions characteristics until one morning he was found alone in the lions' cage, roaring and dribbling. He has lived as a lion ever since. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 6 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lola Varuska Challenge > Monkeying Around > Monkey Mayhem A Ukranian trapeze artist. Despite the strictures of her corset Lola still manages a dazzling smile. All the gentlemen love her and she has never missed a catch. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 8 Stamina: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Louie Bignose Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Disco Inferno Louie's been slipping and sliming his way in and out of Big Tony's good book for years. Every time Tony promotes him he somehow manages to goof up. Lately he's hit upon the trick of getting Braces to break any bad news to Tony. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt Bush Unlocked by default Lt. Bush used to get into trouble with her superiors because of her unruly hair. Now she follows their advice and keeps it neatly trimmed. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt Chill Honorary League > Maximus > R-109 Beta Lt. Chill has the distinction of being the only undead woman in the game. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt Frost Unlocked by default Lt. Frost is an accomplished curling champion. She practices on the frozen lake behind the Dam. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt Shade Amateur League > Team Series A > Station Stand Lt. Shade is the femme fatale of the Special Forces. Her peroxide blonde hair often surprises the men during undercover operations. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt Wild Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Disco Inferno Lt. Wild is a striking officer in the Desert Force. She's always had fast track promotion and many say that one day she's destined to make a General. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Machinist 2315 Robot Factory (Normal / Hard) An ageless scavenger, the Dark Machinist Child utilizes any components available for his mismatched body, mechanical and biological alike. He is unaware of how twisted and obscene his modifications have become. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 7 Stamina: 3 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maiden Elite League > Frantic Series > Can't Please Everyone So innocent and so pure, the Maiden is the perfect sacrifice... Accuracy: 2 Agility: 3 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Male Trooper Amateur League > It's a Blast > Demolition Derby The Marine Troopers have borne the brunt of the TimeSplitters onslaught against humanity. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marco the Snitch Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Fall Out Marco's turned coat and switched sides far too many times in his short career of crime. Even he can't remember who he's told what to! Sick with worry, he lives his life in constant fear of mob retaliation. Accuracy: 2 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master, The Honorary League > Team Series B > Rice Cracker Rush A wandering Chinese monk, the Master's life is shrouded in mystery. Ladies can't resist stroking his beard. Accuracy: 3 Agility: 4 Stamina: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meezor Mox Amateur League > It's a Blast > Spoils of War The Meezor hate everyone and everything, especially their close cousins the Ozor. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikey Two-guns Elite League > Duel Meaning > If I'm Ugly, You Smell! Mikey was a two-bit horse thief and cattle rustler until the Colonel lured him into his gang with the promise of easy gold and loose women. The women were never easy but some of them had loose gold teeth so I guess The Colonel isn't all empty talk. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Milkbaby Honorary League > Team Series B > Hack a Hacker Bullied as a child, Milkbaby honed her fighting skills in the dark streets of the Tek Quarter. Now she serves as a vicious foot soldier in Sadako's gang. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mischief Challenge > Monkeying Around > Monkey Mayhem Mischief's happy smile and childlike manner hide her true nature, a psychotic killer with a love of death. The last person who twanged her braces ended up chopped to pieces in the taffy-pulling machine. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 9 Stamina: 2 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mister Giggles Elite League > Frantic Series > Big-Top Blowout Mister Giggles stumbled into a small English village when he was just a boy. Although he was adopted by a loving family, he was never truly happy until he ate them and joined the circus. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 7 Stamina: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monkey Unlocked by default It's a monkey. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 10 Stamina: 2 Short Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Underwood Unlocked by default Mr. Underwood has debunked table-rappers and fake mystics all over England. Reports of true supernatural phenomena have brought him to Paris. He has joined forces with the lady Viola to share intelligence in the battle against Jacque de la Morte. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 3 Stamina: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nikki Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Jinki and Nikki were sold to the Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be the elder sister. Accuracy: 6 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nikolai Unlocked by default Nikolai is a little too curious for his own good. He's always telling Sgt. Shivers that he knows best and that he can sort out whatever is going on in the secret base under the Dam. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ozor Mox 2280 Return to Planet X (Normal / Hard) The Ozor hate everyone and everything, especially their close cousins the Meezor. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Private Coal Challenge > Banana Chomp > Gone Bananas Private Coal is a promising recruit to the Special Forces Unit. He has a crush on Lt. Shade but hasn't yet dared to ask her out. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Private Grass Unlocked by default Private Grass is a hardworking grunt in the regular force. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Private Poorly Challenge > Banana Chomp > Monkey Business Private Poorly is feeling a little undead after his unpleasant encounter in the caverns below Oblask Dam. Accuracy: 7 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 Undead Character ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Private Sand Amateur League > Mode Madness > Shrinking From the Cold Private Sand is a reliable foot soldier in the Desert Force. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R-109 Unlocked by default An upgrade of the now outdated R-108, the R-109 is a war robot, built for heavy duty combat. His reasons for destroying the Machinist are more personal than his partner Gretel II, R-109 wants revenge for all his fallen comrades killed in Machine Wars. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 2 Stamina: 10 Immune to fire ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R One-Oh-Seven Challenge > Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > But Where Do the Batteries Go? A few deranged zealots were drawn to the Machine Wars. Poor Robert One-Oh-Seven is under the delusion that he is a carefully constructed robot sent to save the world from evil. Accuracy: 5 Agility: 4 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ramona Sosa Unlocked by default Ramona came over the border hoping for a peaceful life, but with her fiery temper and quick reflexes she quickly fell into work as a law enforcer. When things began turning sour in Little Prospect she sent a wire out to her old friend Elijah Jones for backup... Accuracy: 8 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reaper Splitter 2401 Space Station (Normal / Hard) Selectively bred for strength and ferocity. Reapers are the main combatants of the TimeSplitter army. Accuracy: 9 Agility: 4 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ringmistress Elite League > Team Series C > Bags of Fun The mysterious matriarch of the circus family, the Ringmistress is fiercely protective of her eldritch troupe. Accuracy: 4 Agility: 3 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Riot Officer Honorary League > Team Series B > Rice Cracker Rush The Neo Tokyo Riot Squad are rigorously trained, acting in all situations to control disturbances with an iron fist. Accuracy: 8 Agility: 6 Stamina: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robofish Challenge > Monkeying Around > Dam Bursters The pesky pop-eyed piscine returns! Accuracy: 5 Agility: 10 Stamina: 2 Short Character, Immune to fire ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sadako 2019 Neo Tokyo (Normal / Hard) Horrifically burnt in a tenement blaze when she was ten, Sadako's outer scars are nothing compared to the rage and hatred she harbors within. A self-taught hacker, she and her gang have stumbled across technology that could change the course of history... Accuracy: 6 Agility: 6 Stamina: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scourge Splitter 
       Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Time to Split

 Nothing is known about these fearsome leaders of the TimeSplitters. Although, 
             their bondage trousers are admired across the galaxy.

                  Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4

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                                   SentryBot

                  Amateur League > It's a Blast > Night Shift

     Adapted from old security robots by the Machinist, the SentryBots are 
                    programmed to kill anything that moves.

                  Accuracy: 8      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10

              Immune to fire, Does not appear to take head-shots

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                                    Sergio

              Challenge > Behead the Undead > Sergio's Last Stand

     The circus strongman, Sergio's incredible strength is tempered with a 
 compassionate personality and love of life. He likes to tend his herb garden 
                          and collect first editions.

                  Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9

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                                 Sewer Zombie

           Challenge > Behead the Undead > Fight Off the Living Dead

  The fetid depths of the Parisian sewers are the final resting place of many 
unfortunate murder victims and diseased beggars. The dark magic suffusing Notre 
                 Dame has reanimated their half-rotted bodies.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10

                               Undead Character

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                                  Sgt Cortez

                              Unlocked by default

 An elite squad of space marines are spearheading the counterforce against the 
 TimeSplitters. Sergeant Cortez is a battle-hardened veteran who is proficient 
         with all weapon types and can adapt to any combat conditions.

                  Accuracy: 10      Agility: 3      Stamina: 10

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                                   Sgt Rock

                Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Pick Yer Piece

 Sgt. Rock is a bit of a matchmaker in the Desert Forces. He's always helping 
                   his colleagues to get the girl they want.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6

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                                  Sgt Shivers

                              Unlocked by default

 Sgt. Shivers really doesn't like working at Oblask Dam. It's all a bit spooky 
            and he's fed up with Nikolai calling him a scaredy cat.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6

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                                   Sgt Shock

                 Amateur League > Beginners Series > Top Shot

  Sgt. Shock likes to impress the ladies with his Special Forces uniform. He 
                   keeps the helmet shiny and well polished.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6

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                                   Sgt Slate

            Amateur League > Mode Madness > Shrinking From the Cold

 Sgt. Slate should have stayed away from the biological samples under the Dam.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10

                               Undead Character

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                                   Sgt Wood

                              Unlocked by default

           Sgt. Wood is an upstanding officer in the Regular Force.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6

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                                  Slick Tommy

                  Amateur League > Team Series A > Club Soda

Slick Tommy fancies himself as a bit of a ladies man, as quick with a knife as 
he is with the saucy one line come-on. Jimmy hasn't told him that you shouldn't 
                      wear a blue tie with a brown suit.

                  Accuracy: 3      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5

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                                    Snowman

               Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Snow Business

Brought to life by a child's wish, the Flying Snowman traverses time in search 
                              of death or glory.

                  Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6

                                Short Character

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                                  Stone Golem

                       1920 Aztec Ruins (Normal / Hard)

 The ancient powers of the Temple of T'hochek have imbued the very rocks with 
life. These mighty creatures possess the strength of a hundred men. No one has 
            ever dared to ask what they keep in their little sacks.

                  Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9

                                Immune to fire

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                                    Stumpy

                Elite League > Frantic Series > Big-Top Blowout

Stumpy is the adopted son of Sergio the Magnificent. The strongman despairs of 
Stumpy's errant nature and malicious pranks but hopes in his heart that one day 
                  Stumpy will grow up to be a little taller.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9

                                Short Character

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                                 Trooper Black

           Honorary League > Elimination Series > Starship Whoopers

Trooper Black takes great delight in his work and is always first in line when 
             Special Forces are deployed- as they frequently are.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5

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                                 Trooper Brown

             Honorary League > Elimination Series > Brace Yourself

    Trooper Brown often gets hot and bothered inside his gasmask on Desert 
                                  operations.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5

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                                 Trooper Green

                              Unlocked by default

     Trooper Green's gasmask is a great help with his hay fever on summer 
                                  operations.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5

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                                 Trooper Grey

               Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Snow Business

  Trooper Grey's foul zombie breath fills the inside of his gasmask and makes 
                             even his eyes water.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9

                               Undead Character

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                                 Trooper White

                              Unlocked by default

           Trooper White is a promising soldier in the Arctic Force.

                  Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5

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                                 Undead Priest

             Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Burns Department

 The undead priests are all that remains of Jacque's cult followers. Under his 
influence they sacrificed their souls for immortality, providing Jacque with an 
                         elite army of dark followers.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9

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                                  Venus Starr

                Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Rocket Man

Venus left her hometown at a young age in search of fame as a showgirl. Despite 
her obvious charms and snazzy homemade costume, her career has yet to take off. 
Perhaps she should have gone somewhere more cosmopolitan than Little Prospect.

                  Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6

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                                     Viola

                              Unlocked by default

 The child of a reclusive aristocratic Countessa, Viola assumes the guise of a 
traveling troubadour as a cover for her true mission- to destroy evil wherever 
                            it bares its ugliness.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2

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                                  Wood Golem

                 Challenge > Banana Chomp > Playing with Fire

 Around the Temple, the thirsty roots of trees have sucked up the blood from a 
  thousand human sacrifices. The souls of these ancient victims now prowl the 
                   earth bound within gnarled skins of wood.

                  Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7

                           More susceptible to fire

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===============================================================================
                              Section V. Rankings
===============================================================================

This section outlines seven different sections. Top characters according to 
overall stats, accuracy, agility, and stamina, undead characters, short 
characters, and inflammable characters.


Top Characters (Overall stats)
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__1- Sgt Cortez

__2- Corp Hart

__3- Braces
     Cropolite, The

__5- Big Tony
     Harry Tipper
     Hybrid Mutant
     R-109
     Riot Officer
     SentryBot
     Stone Golem

_12- Capt Forest
     Capt Night
     Capt Pain
     Capt Sand
     Capt Snow
     Dark Henchman
     Elijah Jones
     Feeder Zombie
     Female Trooper
     Gargoyle
     Male Trooper
     Private Coal
     Private Poorly
     Ramona Sosa
     Sgt Shock
     Sgt Slate
     Trooper Grey
     Undead Priest
     Viola

_31- Barby Gimp
     Colonel, The
     Crispin
     Cyberfairy
     Gregor Lenko
     Gretel Mk II
     Ilsa Nadir
     Insect Mutant
     Jacque de la Morte
     Jake Fenton
     Jo-Beth Casey
     Khallos
     Kitten Celeste
     Kypriss
     Lady Jane
     Lola Varuska
     Lt Chill
     Mister Giggles
     Monkey
     Mr. Underwood
     Reaper Splitter
     Scourge Splitter
     Sewer Zombie
     Sgt Rock
     Sgt Shivers
     Sgt Wood
     Stumpy

_58- Baby Drone
     Beetleman
     Captain Ash
     Hank Nova
     High Priest
     Jinki
     Jungle Queen
     Lt Bush
     Lt Frost
     Lt Shade
     Lt Wild
     Mikey Two-guns
     Milkbaby
     Nikolai
     Private Grass
     Private Sand
     Robofish
     Sadako
     Sergio
     Wood Golem

_78- Ample Sally
     Badass Cyborg
     Candi Skyler
     Ghost
     Hector Baboso
     Henchman
     Impersonator, The
     Krayola
     Machinist
     Meezor Mox
     Ozor Mox
     Trooper Black
     Trooper Brown
     Trooper Green
     Trooper White

_93- Chastity
     Crypt Zombie
     Drone Splitter
     Mischief
     Nikki
     R One-Oh-Seven

_99- Accountant
     Aztec Warrior
     Changeling
     Chinese Chef
     Handyman
     Hunchback, The
     Jared Slim
     Jimmy Needles
     Lawyer
     Leo Krupps
     Master, The
     Slick Tommy
     Venus Starr

112- Bear
     Hatchet Sal
     Jebediah Crump
     Marco the Snitch
     Ringmistress

117- Calamari
     ChassisBot
     Dinosaur
     Duckman Drake
     Louie Bignose

122- Dr. Peabody
     Gingerbread Man
     Snowman

125- Lean Molly
     Maiden


Top Characters (Accuracy)
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__1- Corp Hart
     Sgt Cortez

__3- Braces
     Capt Forest
     Capt Night
     Capt Sand
     Capt Snow
     Cropolite, The
     Harry Tipper
     Reaper Splitter

_11- Big Tony
     Captain Ash
     Elijah Jones
     Gregor Lenko
     Gretel Mk II
     Hybrid Mutant
     Ilsa Nadir
     Jake Fenton
     Lady Jane
     Mr. Underwood
     R-109
     Ramona Sosa
     Riot Officer
     Scourge Splitter
     SentryBot
     Stone Golem

_27- Baby Drone
     Barby Gimp
     Beetleman
     Capt Pain
     Colonel, The
     Crispin
     Dark Henchman
     Drone Splitter
     Feeder Zombie
     Female Trooper
     Gargoyle
     Hank Nova
     High Priest
     Impersonator, The
     Jinki
     Jungle Queen
     Kitten Celeste
     Kypriss
     Lola Varuska
     Male Trooper
     Mister Giggles
     Private Coal
     Private Poorly
     Sgt Shock
     Sgt Slate
     Trooper Grey
     Undead Priest
     Viola
     Wood Golem

_56- Badass Cyborg
     Candi Skyler
     Cyberfairy
     Ghost
     Insect Mutant
     Jacque de la Morte
     Jo-Beth Casey
     Khallos
     Lt Chill
     Machinist
     Mikey Two-guns
     Monkey
     Nikki
     Sadako
     Sewer Zombie
     Sgt Rock
     Sgt Shivers
     Sgt Wood
     Stumpy
     Trooper Black
     Trooper Brown
     Trooper Green
     Trooper White

_79- Accountant
     Ample Sally
     Chastity
     Chinese Chef
     Crypt Zombie
     Handyman
     Jimmy Needles
     Lawyer
     Lt Bush
     Lt Frost
     Lt Shade
     Lt Wild
     Meezor Mox
     Milkbaby
     Nikolai
     Ozor Mox
     Private Grass
     Private Sand
     R One-Oh-Seven
     Robofish
     Sergio
     Venus Starr

101- Bear
     Changeling
     Hector Baboso
     Henchman
     Hunchback, The
     Jebediah Crump
     Krayola
     Leo Krupps
     Mischief
     Ringmistress

111- Aztec Warrior
     Calamari
     Dr. Peabody
     Duckman Drake
     Hatchet Sal
     Jared Slim
     Louie Bignose
     Master, The
     Slick Tommy

120- ChassisBot
     Dinosaur
     Gingerbread Man
     Lean Molly
     Maiden
     Marco the Snitch
     Snowman


Top Characters (Agility)
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__1- Cyberfairy
     Jo-Beth Casey
     Krayola
     Monkey
     Robofish
     Viola

__7- Mischief

__8- Lola Varuska

__9- Aztec Warrior
     Barby Gimp
     Colonel, The
     Jared Slim
     Machinist
     Marco the Snitch
     Mikey Two-guns
     Mister Giggles

_17- Ample Sally
     Baby Drone
     Beetleman
     Changeling
     Chinese Chef
     Corp Hart
     Crispin
     Crypt Zombie
     Dark Henchman
     Duckman Drake
     Elijah Jones
     Female Trooper
     Gretel Mk II
     Hank Nova
     Harry Tipper
     Henchman
     Jake Fenton
     Jinki
     Jungle Queen
     Khallos
     Kitten Celeste
     Kypriss
     Leo Krupps
     Lt Bush
     Lt Frost
     Lt Shade
     Lt Wild
     Male Trooper
     Meezor Mox
     Nikolai
     Ozor Mox
     Private Coal
     Private Grass
     Private Sand
     Ramona Sosa
     Riot Officer
     Sadako
     Scourge Splitter
     Sgt Rock
     Sgt Shivers
     Sgt Shock
     Sgt Wood
     Slick Tommy

_60- Accountant
     Badass Cyborg
     Capt Forest
     Capt Night
     Capt Sand
     Capt Snow
     Impersonator, The
     Lawyer
     Reaper Splitter
     Trooper Black
     Trooper Brown
     Trooper Green
     Trooper White

_73- Candi Skyler
     ChassisBot
     Chastity
     Ghost
     Hatchet Sal
     Ilsa Nadir
     Lady Jane
     Master, The
     R One-Oh-Seven

_82- Bear
     Braces
     Calamari
     Capt Pain
     Captain Ash
     Cropolite, The
     Dinosaur
     Dr. Peabody
     Drone Splitter
     Feeder Zombie
     Gargoyle
     Gingerbread Man
     Gregor Lenko
     Handyman
     Hector Baboso
     High Priest
     Hunchback, The
     Hybrid Mutant
     Insect Mutant
     Jebediah Crump
     Jimmy Needles
     Lean Molly
     Louie Bignose
     Maiden
     Mr. Underwood
     Nikki
     Ringmistress
     Sergio
     Sgt Cortez
     Snowman
     Stone Golem
     Stumpy
     Trooper Grey
     Undead Priest
     Venus Starr
     Wood Golem

118- Big Tony
     Jacque de la Morte
     Lt Chill
     Milkbaby
     Private Poorly
     R-109
     SentryBot
     Sewer Zombie
     Sgt Slate


Top Characters (Stamina)
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__1- Big Tony
     Jacque de la Morte
     Lt Chill
     Milkbaby
     Private Poorly
     R-109
     SentryBot
     Sewer Zombie
     Sgt Cortez
     Sgt Slate

_11- Braces
     Capt Pain
     Cropolite, The
     Feeder Zombie
     Gargoyle
     Hector Baboso
     Hybrid Mutant
     Insect Mutant
     Sergio
     Stone Golem
     Stumpy
     Trooper Grey
     Undead Priest

_24- Dinosaur
     Gregor Lenko
     High Priest
     Hunchback, The
     Master, The
     Mr. Underwood
     Wood Golem

_31- Bear
     Calamari
     Candi Skyler
     Captain Ash
     ChassisBot
     Chastity
     Corp Hart
     Dark Henchman
     Female Trooper
     Ghost
     Gingerbread Man
     Handyman
     Hatchet Sal
     Henchman
     Ilsa Nadir
     Jebediah Crump
     Jimmy Needles
     Khallos
     Lady Jane
     Louie Bignose
     Lt Bush
     Lt Frost
     Lt Shade
     Lt Wild
     Male Trooper
     Nikki
     Nikolai
     Private Coal
     Private Grass
     Private Sand
     R One-Oh-Seven
     Ringmistress
     Riot Officer
     Sgt Rock
     Sgt Shivers
     Sgt Shock
     Sgt Wood
     Snowman
     Venus Starr

_70- Ample Sally
     Badass Cyborg
     Capt Forest
     Capt Night
     Capt Sand
     Capt Snow
     Crispin
     Dr. Peabody
     Drone Splitter
     Elijah Jones
     Harry Tipper
     Kitten Celeste
     Kypriss
     Lean Molly
     Maiden
     Meezor Mox
     Ozor Mox
     Ramona Sosa
     Sadako
     Slick Tommy
     Trooper Black
     Trooper Brown
     Trooper Green
     Trooper White

_94- Accountant
     Aztec Warrior
     Baby Drone
     Barby Gimp
     Beetleman
     Changeling
     Colonel, The
     Crypt Zombie
     Gretel Mk II
     Hank Nova
     Impersonator, The
     Jake Fenton
     Jared Slim
     Jinki
     Jungle Queen
     Lawyer
     Leo Krupps
     Marco the Snitch
     Mikey Two-guns
     Mister Giggles
     Reaper Splitter
     Scourge Splitter

116- Chinese Chef
     Duckman Drake
     Lola Varuska
     Machinist

120- Cyberfairy
     Jo-Beth Casey
     Krayola
     Mischief
     Monkey
     Robofish
     Viola


Undead Characters
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Capt Pain
Crypt Zombie
Feeder Zombie
Hybrid Mutant
Lt Chill
Private Poorly
Sewer Zombie
Sgt Slate
Trooper Grey


Short Characters
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Baby Drone
Beetleman
Cyberfairy
Hunchback, The
Machinist
Mischief
Monkey
Robofish
Snowman
Stumpy


Inflammable Characters
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ChassisBot
Gretel Mk II
R-109
Robofish
SentryBot
Stone Golem



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                            Section VI. Conclusion
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