The 60-minute Walkthrough for Monkey Island 2, by Headrock Written for the CRIMINALLY INSANE. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ************************************************************************* BIG BIG BIG NOTE: If you're playing the game for the first time, please copy this file to a diskette or a CD-rom, put it in a safe place, and forget about it. It takes all the fun out of this INCREDIBLE game. If you're Really Really stuck, get another Walkthrough. This walkthrough's purpose is to solve most of the puzzles before they're even encountered, so the whole cause-effect of the storyline is completely lost, and the enjoyment of this hilarious, whacky adventure is shot to hell. On a more personal note: If you can't finish this game on your own, you're a moron. ************************************************************************* Anyone who's played Monkey Island 2 knows that it is one of the best and most interesting quests ever to come out of Lucasarts Studios. While the "Lite" version is quite easy, the regular game is difficult but much much more interesting. In any case, the myriad of locations available for travel (between Islands and across them), especially the fact that you are free to move ANYWHERE during chapter 2, makes the game a bit long to finish even for those who've already done it before. Yours truly, however, has an acute disorder, and remembers the entire game from start to end. Amazingly, I discovered one day that I know the fastest, easiest way to finish the game without having to "go back and finish something" before it's absolutely neccesary. This makes the game go much, MUCH faster. No more wandering around, all confused about where you should go next, or what you forgot to do - This walkthrough does EVERYTHING in a neat, orderly fashion. This Walkthrough, like other walkthroughs of the "60-minute" style, is not only a complete and percise, but is also organized in a manner which minimizes travel between locations. It is based on the order in which things can and can't be done, and on the proximity of puzzless that become available for solving simultaneously. The Walkthrough is useful even if you don't plan to finish it THAT quickly. In fact, the only way to actually finish the game in under 60 minutes, all dialogue and skippable cutscenes must be skipped, by pressing ESCAPE or clicking both mouse keys simultaneously (to end a cutscene), or by repeatedly pressing the "." key (to skip text lines one by one, during dialogues where a Left+Right-click doesn't work). Like watching a TV show without voice or subtitles. Don't even ask why I do it. Cause I don't know. NOTE: to make your life easier and your gameplay even quicker, I warmly recommend memorizing the entire game. That's basically what I did, except I didn't TRY to memorize it, it's just how my brain normally works. Play it about 20 times or so, and you'll understand. You could, however, copy down the order of locations you must visit - this makes it much easier to remember the order of actions too: If you're at a certain location, you can easily figure out (If you've already played the game), what can and can't yet be done at that specific point in the game. P.P.S: Your Truly holds the record at 55:35, measured from the very first click (difficulty selection menu) to the last click in the game (dialogue with parents at the Big Whoop Carnival). And I bet I can go faster. THE LARGO EMBARGO 1. Get Shovel 2. Cross Bridge 3. Enter Wally's Cartography Shop 4. Wait until wally removes the monocle, then Get Monocle 5. Get Paper 6. Exit to Woodtick 7. Enter Bar 8. Talk to Bartender (Ask about Business) 9. Use Paper on Spit 10. Exit to Woodtick 11. Enter Kitchen Window 12. Get Knife 13. Exit to Woodtick 14. Enter Three-Pirates' Ship 15. Get Bucket (Ask "is it yours?") 16. Exit to Woodtick 17. Exit to Scabb Island 18. Go to Beach 19. Get Stick 20. Exit to Scabb Island 21. Go to Swamp 22. Use Bucket on Swamp 23. Exit to Scabb Island 24. Go to Cemetary 25. Go up to the Cemetary Hill 26. Use Shovel on Grave 27. Exit to Cemetary 28. Exit to Scabb Island 29. Go to Woodtick 30. Enter Hotel 31. Use Knife on Rope 32. Look at Bowl 33. Get Cheese Squiggles 34. Enter Largo's Room 35. Get Toupee 36. Close Door 37. Use Bucket of Mud on Door 38. Exit to Hotel Lounge 39. Exit to Woodtick 40. Enter Three Pirates' Ship 41. Exit to Woodtick 42. Enter Hotel 43. Enter Largo's Room 44. Close Door 45. Get Laundry Ticket 46. Exit to Hotel Lounge 47. Exit to Woodtick 48. Enter Three Pirates' Ship 49. Give Laundry Ticket to Launderer 50. Exit to Woodtick 51. Exit to Scabb Island 52. Go to Swamp 53. Use Coffin 54. Row to Voodoo Shack 55. Get String 56. Look at Middle Jar on Second Shelf 57. Get Ash-2-Life Jar 58. Talk to Voodoo Priestess (Ask about Business, about largo, about doll) 59. Continue by giving all four ingredients of the Voodoo Doll 60. Exit to Swamp 61. Row to Shore 62. Exit to Scabb Island 63. Go to Woodtick 64. Enter Hotel 65. Enter Largo's Room 66. Use Pins on Voodoo Doll 67. Enter Three Pirates' Ship 68. Open Box 69. Use Stick on Box 70. Use String on Stick 71. Use Cheese Squiggles on Box 72. Wait for Rat to enter Box, then Pull String 73. Open Box 74. Get Trapped Rat 75. Exit to Woodtick 76. Enter Kitchen Window 77. Use Captured Rat in Vichysouisse 78. Exit to Woodtick 79. Enter Bar 80. Talk to Bartender (Ask for Stew, then accept job offer) 81. Exit to Woodtick 82. Exit to Scabb Island 83. Go to Peninsula 84. Enter Dread's Ship 85. Give Monocle to Captain Dread 86. Talk to Captain Dread (Ask to Charter a Ship) --- END CHAPTER --- FOUR MAP PIECES 1. Get Parrot Chow 2. Enter Cabin 3. Go to Phatt Island 4. Pull Mattress 5. Get Stick 6. Use Stick with Leg Bone 7. Get Bone 8. Give Bone to Walt 9. Get Key 10. Use Key on Lock 11. Get Gorilla Envelope 12. Get Manilla Envelope 13. Open Gorilla Envelope 14. Open Manilla Envelope 15. Exit to Wharf 16. Enter Roulette Alley 17. Exit Roulette Alley 18. Follow Guy to Back Alley 19. Open Peephole 20. Ask for Next Winning Number If you haven't figured it out, the code is very simple. The guy behind the door shows you two sets of fingers. What he actually says is unimportant - look at the number of fingers he shows you the first time - that's the answer. For instance, the guy shows three fingers and says "If this is Five," then shows 2 fingers and says "What's this?" The answer is 3. 21. Exit to Wharf 22. Enter Roulette Alley 23. Place Bet, giving the Winning Number, and ask for Cash 24. Exit to Wharf 25. Enter Backalley 26. Open Peephole 27. Ask for Next Winning Number 28. Exit to Wharf 29. Enter Roulette Alley 30. Place Bet, giving the Winning Number, and ask for an Invitation 31. Exit to Wharf 32. Enter Library 33. Open Lighthouse Model 34. Get Lens 35. Look at File Cabinet 36. Click on "R" 37. Find the "Recipes" card 38. Remember "The Joy of Hex" 39. Exit back to File Cabinet 40. Click on "D" 41. Find the "Disasters" card 42. Remember "Great Shipwrecks of our Century" 43. Exit Cabinet 44. Talk to Librarian, get Library Card and the two books you memorized. 45. Exit to Wharf 46. Exit to Phatt Island 47. Go to Phatt's Mansion 48. Open Gate 49. Enter Mansion 50. Talk to Guard (Say you're Guybrush's cousin, and that the Kitchen is on Fire) 51. Enter Phatt's Room 52. Use "Big Whoop" book on "Great Pirate Quotations" book 53. Exit to Mansion 54. Exit to Mansion Grounds 55. Exit to Phatt Island 56. Go to Dread's Ship 57. Go to Booty Island 58. Enter Shop 59. Get Saw 60. Get Horn 61. Get Sign 62. Use Parrot Chow on Hook 63. Get Mirror 64. Exit to Ville De La Booty 65. Exit to Booty Island 66. Enter Costume Shop 67. Give Invitation to Shopowner 68. Get Dress 69. Exit to Ville De La Booty 70. Exit to Booty Island 71. Go to Roadblock 72. Show Invitation and Costume 73. Go to Mansion 74. Go to Mansion Backside 75. Push Trash Can 76. QUICKLY go to Mansion Frontside 77. QUICKLY go to Mansion Backside (walk around the mansion, not back in the direction you came from...) 78. QUICKLY Enter Mansion Kitchen 79. Get Fish 80. QUICKLY Exit to Mansion Backside 81. QUICKLY go to Mansion Frontside 82. QUICKLY enter Mansion Lounge 83. Get Map Piece 84. Exit to Mansion Frontside 85. Suck up to Marley, the romantic phrases do the trick. 86. Exit to Mansion Frontside 87. Chase Map until it's Gone 88. Exit to Booty Island 89. Go to Mansion (again) 90. Go to Mansion Frontside 91. Go to Mansion Lounge 92. Go to Marley's Room 93. Get Oar 94. Exit to Mansion Lounge 95. Exit to Mansion Frontside 96. Get Dog 97. Exit to Booty Island 98. Go to Big Tree 99. Use Plank 100. Use Oar on Hole 101. Use Oar 102. Get Broken Oar 103. Exit to Booty Island 104. Go to Dread's Ship 105. Go to Scabb Island 106. Enter Carpenter's 107. Give Broken Oar to Carpenter 108. Enter Bar 109. Use Banana on Metronome 110. Talk to Bartender (Show Library Card and get Blue and Yellow Drinks) 111. Exit to Woodtick 112. Enter Three Pirates' Ship 113. Use Saw on PegLeg 114. Exit to Woodtick 115. Enter Carpenter's 116. Get Hammer 117. Get Nails 118. Exit to Scabb Island 119. Go to Dread's Ship 120. Go to Booty Island 121. Enter Stan's Used Coffins 122. Ask to see a coffin 123. Close Coffin 124. QUICKLY use Nails on Coffin 125. Get Crypt Key 126. Exit to Ville de la Booty 127. Go to Contest Grounds 128. Approach the Flags and Use the Horn 129. QUICKLY pick up flags 130. Use Yellow Drink with Blue Drink 131. Use Crazy Straw with Green Drink 132. Approach Line 133. Press 1,3,2,3, and spit when the woman's veil is fluttering in the wind. 134. Go to Ville de la Booty 135. Enter Shop 136. Pick up Map 137. Talk to Shopkeeper (Find out about trade-ins) 138. Give Plaque to Shopkeeper (Claim it has the spit of the man who killed Le-Chuck on it) 139. Exit to Ville de la Booty 140. Look at "Great Shipwrecks of our Century" to find the coordinates 141. Talk to Captain Capsize (Ask for a Pamphlet, and charter her ship) 142. Enter the correct coordinates for the Mad Monkey Shipwreck 143. Dive 144. Get the Mad Monkey Headpiece 145. Pull Rope 146. Enter Shop 147. Give Headpiece to Shopkeeper 148. Exit to Ville de la Booty 149. Enter Dread's Ship 150. Go to Phatt Island 151. Use Capsize's Pamphlet on Wanted Poster 152. Go to Pier 153. Talk to Fisherman (Insult him, and accept his bet) 154. Give Fish to Fisherman 155. Exit to Wharf 156. Exit to Dread's Ship 157. Go to Booty Island 158. Exit to Booty Island 159. Go to Cliff 160. Look down Cliff 161. Use Fishing Pole on Map Piece 162. Exit to Booty Island 163. Go to Big Tree 164. Use Plank 165. Use Reinforced Oar on Hole 166. Use Reinforced Oar 167. Pick up Plank 168. Use Plank on next Hole, and continue from 164 until game takes over automatically) 169. Get Telescope 170. Enter Hut 171. Use Dog on Pile of Papers 172. Exit to Treetop 173. Exit to Tree Bottom 174. Exit to Booty Island 175. Exit to Dread's Ship 176. Go to Phatt Island 177. Enter Prison 178. Get Vanilla Envelope 179. Open Vanilla Envelope 180. Exit to Wharf 181. Exit to Phatt Island 182. Go to Waterfall 183. Go to Top of Waterfall 184. Use Monkeywrench on Valve 185. Go to Waterfall 186. Enter Tunnel (and keep going until you reach the other side) 187. Go to Remote Shack 188. Open Window 189. Enter Shack 190. Agree to Contest 191. QUICKLY Pick up Mug 192. QUICKLY Use Mug on Potted Plant 193. QUICKLY Use Near-Grog Bottle on Mug 194. Use Mirror on Frame 195. Exit to Shack front 196. Use Telescope on Monkey Statue (And remember which stone the light hit) 197. Enter Shack 198. Press correct Stone 199. Get Map Piece 200. Exit to Secluded Beach 201. Enter Tunnel (And keep going until you reach the waterfall) 202. Exit to Phatt Island 203. Exit to Dread's Ship 204. Go to Scabb Island 205. Exit to Scabb Island 206. Go to Cemetary 207. Use Crypt Key on Crypt Door 208. Enter Crypt 209. Look at "Famous Pirate Quotations" and find the one by Rapp Scallion 210. Look at coffins until Rapp Scallion's is found 211. Open Coffin 212. Get Ashes 213. Exit to Cemetary 214. Exit to Scabb Island 215. Go to Swamp 216. Use Coffin 217. Row to Voodoo Shack 218. Pick up Ash-2-Life Jar 219. Ask Priestess to make Ash-2-Life, supply the book "Joy of Hex" 220. Exit to Swamp 221. Row to Shore 222. Exit to Scabb Island 223. Go to Cemetary 224. Enter Crypt 225. Look at Rapp Scallion's Coffin 226. Use Ash-2-Life on Ashes (and offer your assistance) 227. Exit to Cemetary 228. Exit to Scabb Island 229. Go to Beach 230. Use Shop Key on Wiener-Shop Door 231. Enter Weiner-Hut 232. Use Gas Switch 233. Exit to Beach 234. Exit to Scabb Island 235. Go to Cemetary 236. Enter Crypt 237. Look at Rapp Scallion's Coffin 238. Use Ash-2-Life on Ashes (And confirm that the gas is off) 239. Exit to Cemetary 240. Exit to Scabb Island 241. Go to Woodtick 242. Enter Wally's Cartography Shop 243. Give Lens to Wally 244. Give 4 Map Pieces to Wally 245. Exit to Woodtick 246. Exit to Scabb Island 247. Go to Swamp 248. Use Coffin 249. Row to Voodoo Shack 250. Talk to Priestess (ask for Wally's order) 251. Exit to Swamp 252. Row to Shore 253. Open Crate 254. Use Crate --- CHAPTER COMPLETED --- LECHUCK'S FORTRESS 1. Exit to Intersection 2. Go Left 3. Look At the Spit-Encrusted Paper in your Inventory, and one by one find each combination of bones, push, and go through. Repeat the process once for each verse in the poem. 4. Open Door 5. Get the Key 6. Use Crazy-Straw on Green Drink 7. Spit at the Bottom Left part of the small round plate on the right side of the screen (The one hanging on a net of ropes, or what looks like it). Spit four times to get the desired effect. You'll hit the balloon, then wally, then the baloon again, and then the candle. 8. Open the Juju Bag 9. Use the Matches --- CHAPTER COMPLETED --- DINKY ISLAND 1. Get the Bottle 2. Use Bottle on Rock 3. Get Crowbar 4. Get Martini Glass 5. Use Martini Glass on Seawater 6. Use Martini Glass on Still 7. Go to Woods 8. Go West 9. Go West 10. Use Broken Bottle on Sack 11. Get Cracker Box 12. Go East 13. Go East 14. Go South 15. Use Martini Glass on Cracker Box 16. Give Cracker to Parrot 17. Go to Woods 18. Go East 19. Get Rope 20. Use Crowbar on Box 21. Get Dynamite 22. Give Cracker to Parrot 23. Follow Parrot's Instructions, repeat until arrived at huge X. 24. Use Shovel on X 25. Use Matches on Dynamite 26. Use Dynamite in Hole 27. Use Rope on Crowbar 28. Use Rope'n'Crowbar on Stalagmites 29. Use Light Switch 30. Go to any room you can - try to do the following as quickly as possible, by entering the closest room as fast as possible and carrying out anything you need: STORAGE ROOM Open Boxes to get Balloon, Kewpie Doll. CLINIC Get Skull Look in Trashcan Get Gloves Open Drawer Get Syringe VENDING MACHINE ROOM Use Gloves on Helium Canister Use Balloon on Helium Canister Use Coin Return, then Get Lechuck's Underwear ANYWHERE Give Hanky to Lechuck 31. Once completed, go to the Elevator 32. Use Button 33. Enter Elevator 34. Wait for Lechuck, and Pull Lever 35. Get Beard 36. Use Kewpie Doll on Juju Bag 37. Use Skull on Juju Bag 38. Use Dirty Underwear on Juju Bag 39. Use Used Hanky on Juju Bag 40. Use Beard on Juju Bag 41. Push Lever 42. Find Lechuck, and QUICKLY use Syringe on Kewpie Doll --- CHAPTER COMPLETED --- THE END! ***************************************************************** Below is a list of all locations you must visit, in correct order. Notice that you are sometimes automatically transported between locations (This is noted in parenthesis). Also notice that sometimes you need to go through a certain screen to get to your destination. This is denoted by "->". Any room listen this way that is NOT at the end of the -> line is only go-through. Otherwise, all rooms listed have something to be performed in them. ***************************************************************** THE LARGO EMBARGO WOODTICK BRIDGE (Start Location) Wally's Cartography Shop Bar Kitchen Three-Pirates' Ship Beach Swamp Cemetary Cemetary Hill Hotel Largo's Room Three Pirates' Ship Largo's Room Three Pirates' Ship Swamp Voodoo Shack Hotel Three Pirates' Ship Kitchen WOODTICK -> Bar Dread's Ship --- END CHAPTER --- FOUR MAP PIECES -> Cabin Phatt Island -> Prison (Automatic) Roulette Alley Back Alley Roulette Alley (For money) Backalley Roulette Alley (For invitation) Library Mansion -> Mansion Insides -> Governor's Room Dread's Ship Booty Island Mercantile Shop Costume Shop Roadblock Mansion -> Mansion Backside Mansion Frontside Mansion Backside (Running AWAY from the chef) Mansion Kitchen Mansion Frontside (Again, running AWAY) Mansion Lounge Marley's Room (reenter after thrown out) Mansion Frontside Booty Island Map Mansion -> Mansion Frontside Big Tree Dread's Ship Scabb Island Carpenter's Bar Three Pirates' Ship Carpenter's Dread's Ship Booty Island Stan's Used Coffins Contest Grounds Mercantile Shop Talk to Captain Capsize and Enter the correct coordinates Back to Booty Shop Dread's Ship Phatt Island Pier (After using leaflet on Poster) Dread's Ship Booty Island Cliff Big Tree Up to Treetop (by using the plank/oar maneuver) Treetop Hut Dread's Ship Phatt Island Prison Waterfall -> Top of Waterfall Waterfall -> Tunnel -> Small Island -> Hilltop Shack Inside Shack Shack front Inside Shack Shack Basement (Through pressing the correct stone) Small Island Dread's Ship Scabb Island Cemetary Crypt Voodoo Shack Crypt Beach -> Weiner-Hut Crypt Woodtick Voodoo Shack Swamp Shore (Enter Crate to complete chapter) --- CHAPTER COMPLETED --- LECHUCK'S FORTRESS Intersection Inside Fortress -> Left Huge Door (through panel maze) Voodoo Shrine Ooze Room (By grabbing the Voodoo Key) Explosives Warehouse (By spitting correctly) Use the Matches to complete Chapter --- CHAPTER COMPLETED --- DINKY ISLAND Jungle -> West -> West East -> East -> Beach (south) Jungle -> East East -> East -> North -> North -> East (Remember to feed polly along the way or you'll get lost) Treasure Cavern (By using explosives on big X) Big Whoop West End (Automatically after Cutscene) FOLLOWING IN ANY ORDER POSSIBLE: CLINIC STOREROOM COKE MACHINE ANYWHERE - Give Hanky to LeChuck Elevator Elevator at Top Floor (by pulling the Lever when you have all three inflated baloons/gloves) Elevator Bottom Floor -> Any Tunnel Use kewpie doll with Syringe to complete chapter. This file has been provided by HEADROCK Industries Inc., Ltd. and Co. Copyright 2004 Headrock Beats of Jerusalem (c) Presented in MonkeyVision(tm) for the good of the people. Feel free to loot, plagiate, and otherwise misuse or edit, I doubt the FAQ would get any better than this. ;) Coming soon: The 60-minute walkthrough for Day of the Tentacle, Sam-N-Max, and more...