Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life TV Transcript Copyright Clench281 Last Updated: March 22 2004 ____ _____ _____ /¯¯¯/ /¯¯¯/ /¯¯¯| | __ \ |¯| /¯/ / ___// / /¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ / /___/ / / /¯|| | '' / | | / / / /__ \__¯¯\ ¯¯/ /¯¯ / ____ / / ¯ | | |\ \ | |/ / / ___/ ___/ | / / /___/ /___/ /__/¯|_| | | \_\ |___/ / ¯¯/ | / /__/ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ___ ___ ______ ______ ___ / \/ \ | __ | | __ | | \ |¯| / _ _ \ | | | | | |__| | | |\ \| | o /__/ \__/ \__\ | ¯¯ | | | |_| \___| o ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ A WONDERFUL LIFE: TV TRANSCRIPT ..................................................... ________________________________________________ ... |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| .... | TABLE OF CONTENTS | ..... |________________________________________________| ...... ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ....... ........................................................... Hey! Want to get to where you're going faster? Press Control+F and enter your search term. --------- I. Intro --------- A. Why..? --------------- II. Transcript --------------- A. Shows B. Farming News 1. Fields 2. Seeds 3. Cattle 4. Milk 5. Cole & Tom's Farming Quiz 6. Quality of milk C. Today's Horoscope D. TV Shopping 1. Extend-O Cutter 2. Survival Kit Z 3. Ginsoo 2000 4. Belly Buster 5. Headcopter 6. Super Sealer Z 7. Handy Cleaner V 8. Tranzlator 9. Magic Wallet E. Greg's Fishing Diary 1. "The Big One" 1 2. "The Big One" 2 3. Local information F. Niki's Love 1. Episode 1 2. Episode 2 3. Episode 3 G. Mad, Mad World 1. Yan Yan- part 1 2. Yan Yan- part 2 H. Star Trip ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Why...? | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ...Why would someone do this, you may ask? To that, I respond, simply: Why not? Many of the shows on the TV are downright hilarious, not to mention noticing all of the spelling errors and grammar mistakes. So, I decided to document the TV show scripts. I guess, without further ado, here they are, so far. ..................................................... ________________________________________________ ... |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| .... | TRANSCRIPTS | ..... |________________________________________________| ...... ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ....... ........................................................... ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Today's Horoscope | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Today's horoscope... A lucky day! Eat right to bring up your energy. The item of the day is Wild Grass. Today's horoscope... A lucky day! Eat right to bring up your energy. Your smile will bring you good luck. Today's horoscope... A bad day. Talk to people. Your smile will bring you good luck. Today's horoscope... A lucky day! Eat well and rest. Someone older than you might bring you good luck... Today's horoscope... A normal day. Talk to people. Your smile will bring you good luck. Today's horoscope... A bad day. Eat well and rest. Your smile will bring you good luck ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Greg's fishing diary | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Greg's Fishing Diary .................... Today I went out in search of a big one. I rode my small boat overcoming the crashing waves to a fishing spot where I could only hear the sounds of the waves and the soft cry of the gulls. Observing the bird's movements, I tossed out some bait and watched it sink deep into the ocean. All that was left was to sit and wait for it... The shining sun was very hot. Every nerve in my fingers were eager in anticipation. I could see my line being moved by the fish... ...fhzzzzz... fhzzzzz... Now! As I reeled my line in, I could feel my catch hooked. Not a bad Bonito... Taking my catch up into my boat, I immediately began to bind and secure it thoroughly. I then turned it into bait for an even BIGGER fish and tossed it back to the ocean. The reel contest has only just begun ................... Tune in next time for more exciting fish tales! Greg's Fishing Diary .................... It had been a long time since I had savored the sweet taste of a battle between myself and a big one. But, this one was different. It pulled and yanked at my line as if to sink the boat. I don't even know how much time passed. By the time the fish calmed down, the light of the moon reflected off of my boat. My numb fingers pulled in my prey. It felt as if I was draggin in a huge boulder out of the watery depths. But little by little I carefully reeled in my prize. From the waters I could see the shimmering orange color of my catch. Now, both the sky and the sea were dyed orange by the rising sun. As I pulled it up even closer, the size increased. It was even bigger than my boat! I couldn't bring it inside the boat... Having ho other choice I lashed it to the keel. It was surely a Marlin easily over 1000 pounds! Catching it was hard and taking it home was even harder... How far did this fish pull me? .................... Until next time! Greg's Fishing Diary Local Information Fishing in Mineral Town 1 Each fishing point in Mineral Town has a "King Fish". You must fulfill many requirements to catch them. Not only fishing time and methods, you must try various things. Greg's Fishing Diay Local Information Fish in Forget-Me-Not Valley 1 There are many unique fish in Forget-Me-Not Valley. For example, there is a fish called the Sharshark, which looks very similar to a Silver Shark. Sharsharks are very rare and live in the clean rivers of Forget-Me-Not Valley. .................... ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Mad Mad World | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ It's time for your favorite TV show, "Mad Mad World" ! Each show we travel around looking for unique stories. This time we bring you part 5 in our Exploration Series. We've gone off to the forgotten island in search of the Water Monkey. ................... The Shikura Sea is the Monkey Weeds' natural habitat. In the middle of it, there is an island called "Kimori" which you cannot find on any maps. The Yan-Yan Pond is located somewhere on this island, and it is the home of the Water Monkeys. We've entered the deepest parts of Kimori Island chasing after the elusive Water Monkey. The surface of the island was fromed from a volcanic eruption. At first glance, there seems no life. Just where is the world is this Yan-Yan Pond? We began our journey in search of the pond first. Originally the Yan-Yan Pond was discovered about 100 years ago by Joseph Nehit. His diary is the only written record we have of his exploits. This is what was inside his diary. I could hear the sound in the middle of the night. "Yan-Yan" it went. I followed the noise until I came across a giant lake. .................... To be continued... See you next time. It's time for your favorite TV show, "Mad Mad World" ! Each show we travel around looking for unique stories. Today we continue our current story, "In search of the Water Monkeys". In our last episode, we were inside a cave deep within Komori Island when suddenly we were aghast... What was it that appeared before us!? Watch and learn... .................... We continued down the long and narrow cave. Unbelievably deep inside was the amazing spectacle that spread out before us. A dome about 150 feet tall towerd above us. At the top of the dome was a large opening. A large pool stretched out before us, reflecting light as if the moon had fallen inside. At the long last we had discovered the Yan-Yan Pond! We couldn't see it clearly due to the darkness, but we could make out black shadows of some fallen trees. Mesmerized by the spectacle, we were suddenly brought back to reality by a "yan-yan" coming from the dome. Although we could see no trace, no one doubted any longer that this was the cry of the Water Mokneys. It's called the Water Monkey, so we naturally assumed it would be in the water. If that was the case though, how were we able to hear it's cries? Watching the waters surface intently, we noticed the shadows of the fallen branches move occasionally. We stood there with our eyes locked in the direction of the waters surface. .................... To be continued... It's time for your favorite TV show, "Mad Mad World"! Each show we travel around looking for unique stories. This time we bring you part 3 in our Festival Series. "Chestnut Festival of doom". .................... In a remote village far deep in the mountains, there is one particular place blanketed by groves of chestnut trees. It is here that I, the great reporter Suzuki shall investigate this "Chestnut Festival". Personally, I am clueless as to the kind this may be, but I'm very curious. Oh, it looks like they're about to start, so let's head on over and take a look around. Well, let me see... Now, I know the festival is being held in the village square... Uh... but where exactly IS the village square? Hmm, let me try asking someone around here. Suzuki: "Excuse me, sir? Do you know the way to get to the village square?" Old Man: "You're gonna go to the square looking like that, ya? You'll be in serious pain." Suzuki: "Um... I don't quite understand..." Old Man: "Chestnuts hurt, ya know? Oh, the square is over that way." Suzuki: "Um... thanks, I guess... I'm just a little unnerved right now. I'll try asking someone else." .................... Suzuki: "Um... excuse me?" Old Woman: "You're not really going to to go to the square dressed like that, are ya? You're gonna be in so much pain." Suzuki: "Um, but why would I be in pain?" Old Woman: "Chestnuts hurt. Oh well, the square is right over yonder." Suzuki: "Um... thanks. I guess... Now I'm really worried... .................... Oh, there's the square. Looks like the festival activities are about to get started. Let's get closer! ...Aaaaah! Ouch!!! Geh...! Eeeeeek!!! Owwww! Ch...ch... Chestnu... Chestnut fes... Aaaaah! ...... Well, that was quite a surprise. Turns out the Chestnut Festival is the local custom of throwing chestnut burs to each other. Thanks for all your hard work, Suzuki. ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Niki's Love | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Drama "Niki's Love" Episode 1 Sudden Meeting "Ahh! I'm laaaaate!" Once again I'm dashing off to my school while gobbling down my breakfast. BOOM! !@#$ "Watch where the heck you're going!" I couldn't help yelling at someone whom I accidentally crashed into. "Hey! You crashed into me." "Say what? You were the one who was just standing there in a daze." I had to take a look at the guy's face talking back to me. Then I found out that he was soooo cool! Even better it turns out that he was from my school too! "Who are you?!" "Me? I'm... Sujio Honekawa. Suji for short." To be continued... Drama "Nikki's Love" Episode 3 My Racing Heart The incredibly popular transfer student, Suji, invited me to go for a walk. We ended up at a livehouse. "Is it okay to be here dressed like this?" "Come on. Come on. All the way in." Suddenly I found myself commanded inside. The place looked like a dressing room of a theater. "are you... in a band!?" Inside was a fat drummer, a geeky looking bassist, a cute female keybaorder and... Suji was the guitarist. "I want you to be our vocalist." "Whaaa!" M-me!?" To be continued... ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | TV Shopping | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ TV shopping network Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item is very userful when cutting down those pesky out of reach branches. Introducing the "Extend-O Cutter" ! Female guest: "Wow! Even the name sounds so cool!" This item is able to extend an extra 5 feet, and the exclusive "Magic hand" can cut down those hard to reach branches from even the tallest trees in your yard. This item weighs 20 pounds, so when you used it, your muscles are being worked out at the same time! Female Guest: "Wow! It's so incredible! It cuts trees, AND it makes you stronger too!" But wait, if you act now, you'll also get the body-bulding supplement, "Myflex" ! All for just... 98,000G!! Female Guest: "Wow! IT's so affordable!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item is very useful when camping. Introducing the incredible "Survival Kit Z"! Female Guest: "Wow, itl ooks so dependable"! This little piece of ingenuity has a knife, a spoon and 20 other tools all in one handy, dandy kit. No matter where you go, as long as you have this, you'll know you're A.O.K.! Female Guest: "Wow! What else does it have?" Also included are, a fork, a lighter, a can-opener, canned food, a pillow, a clock, a digital camera, playing cards, clothesline, a heater and more! Even if you were to be lost in the mountains for a week, if you had this kit, you'd survive! And it's just... 98,000G! Female Guest: "I'm impressed that it can hold so much in that pack that's only the size of an adult cow!!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping hour Today's featured item is something that'll make cooking fun! Introducing the amazing new, "Ginsoo 2000". Female Guest: "Wow, it really looks like it'd make my cooking a lot of fun again!" This amazing knife can cut iron, rocks, and even steel! There is nothing it can't slice up! If you act now, you can even have your name engraved on it! Female Guest: "Oh my! It chopped the carrot and went through the cutting board and even the floor! ...Is that good? Oh well, even if I were to drop it outside, it's got my name on it, so I won't lose it." And just in case you lost one, we're including a 2nd one absolutely free! All for just... 98,000G!! Female Guest: "With two knives, I can work twice as fast in the kitchen!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping hour Today's featured item is so simple that anyone can use it to get thinner. Introducing, the amazing new "Belly Buster" ! Female Guest: "Any girl who wants to be thin is going to love this." Simply wrap the belt around your waist, flip the swtich, and presto! Your stomach is now being vibrated at a speed of 8000 times per minute. Female Guest: "Wow! Is it like doing sit-ups without actually doing anything? Not quite. The vibration makes you nauseous so that you don't feel like eating. So, you lose weight! However, for those of you who still feel like eating after using this item, we have a special gift. That's right!! WE're throwing int he special dietary supplement. "Smel-lee 2" !! All for just the low, low price of... 98,000 G!! Female Guest: "Wow, that's a real good deal!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item will let you move here and there more easily. Introducing the new "Headcopter"! Female Guest: "Oh my! I wonder how you use it?!" It's so easy, all you do it attach the exclusive propeller helmet to your head and viola! You can fly abotu like a bird using teh rotors on top. Female Guest: "Amazing! I can fly like a bird!" As an added bonus, it runs on solar power, so it's very friendly to the environment. Female Guest: "Oh my! It's gotten cloudy outside. I'm losing speed and altitutude... It feels like I'm falling...?" If you act now, we'll also include the Anti-Crash Parachute! All for just... 98,000G!! Female Guest: "Where's MY parachute?!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's Featured item is the "Super Sealer Z"! Female Guest: "Wow! It looks so useful to have!" Super Sealer Z is great for storing away all those clothes and blankets you're not using. Female Guest: "Wow, it sealed up so quickly! It became the size ofa piece of sliced cheese!" Unfortunately, things sealed inside might turn into dust due to the extreme pressure. However, we also include a dust pan and broom so your crushed things don't mess up your house! All this for jsut... 98,000G! Female Guest: "It's so amazing and the price is like the sealed item too!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item is the amazing "Handy Cleaner V" It's so light and compact! Female Guest: "It looks so useful!" This item can be used with either batteries or with regular current. Perfect when you need to clean up anywhere! Female Guest: "Oh my! It's prefect for someone like me who loves to keep clean!" Conventional vacuums are too weak normally but with the new patented "Black Hole" engine, it's guaranteed you can such up anything you get near this compact vacuum! Female Guest: "Wow! This vacuum really sucks!" This great vacuum that sucks anything and everything once it's turned on is now only... 98,000G! This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item is a high-powered, digital translation device. Introducing, the "Tranzlator"! Female Guest: "Wow, it looks so useful to have." This item features a super-computer inside it with the capability to translate absolutely anything! Female Guest: "Anythi ng? Even a polar bear? (From here, there are just several blank screens. Someone at Natsume messed up...) Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item can gather up your money in the blink of an eye! Introducing the "Magic Wallet"! Female Guest: "Wow! It just gathers all the money so easily and quickly!" Simply put this item on your wallet, and before you know it it'll take all the money from it. Female Guest: "Wow! I don't even have to put money in it myself? It's really automatic!" If you leave it out, it'll take money from all the wallets you have in your household, and even in your town! Female Guest: "Wow! Sounds like it's useful to overcome Home Onwer Association Fees as well!" Even the town mayor loves this item. If you act now, we'll also include a small wallet at no extra cost! All this for just... 98,000G! This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! Taketa Farm Network Presents... TV Shopping Hour Today's featured item is for people tired of living alone. Introducing your new freind, "Mr. Arf"! Famele Guest: "It's so cuuuuuuute!" This item is just like a real dog! You can play with it, talk to it and even teach it tricks! Female Guest: "Wow! It's so real!" It's so real that if you don't feed it on a regular basis, it'll starve and eventually die! Female Guest: "Oh my! I can't tell the difference from a real dog and this!" Unfortunately, if your pet dies, it's finished, so please make sure to take care of it. To keep that from happening, we're including Dog Food to keep "Mr. Arf" alive! You get all this for just... 98,000G! Female Guest: Wow, it's such a price difference from a real dog!" This price is for a limited time. You have to act now because this is your only chance to take advantage of this great TV offer. Bye for now! ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Music Moment | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Hello everyone. It's time for another Music Moment. Today's guest is a Tabla player, Shosak Kahn. Holly will be serving as a translator. Mr Kahn, when did you start playing the Tabla? Holly: (Symbols) Kahn: (Symbols) Holly: "When I was 45 years old." ...really! Only 3 years ago? That's an amazing about of progress in such a short time. Holly: (symbols) Kahn: (Symbols)"...Huh.." Holly: "Nah, it was really nothing." ...Mr. Kahn, how long do you practice each day? Holly: (Symbols) Kahn: (Symbols) Holly: "Hmm, about... 30 minutes." ...That's quite short. Well, without further ado, let's all have a listen to what Mr. Kahn can do on the Tabla. .................... Boom boom... Boom chika boom Boom boom... Boom chicka boom! .................... ...Thank you very much. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Kahn, the Table player. That's all for today. See you next time! Hello everyone It's time for another Music Moment. Today we're doing a special show featuring composer McCoy G. When one thinks of McCoy G, you have to think of his song, "Mistake". Though not many know this, the truth is the song was originally meant to be an instrumental. McCoy G isn't only a songwriter, he's also a virtuoso of the Oguracci as well. It seems that "Mistake" was originally created to be performed on the Oguracci. Although "Mistake" is easy to sing, the real difficult parts of the song are it's incredibly high tones. Although it takes a great deal of skill in order to produce notes in that range, when applied to instruments, the end result is quite pleasing. So, as we say goodbye for today let's all listen to the instrumental version of "Mistake". Until next time. Take care everyone! Hello everyone. It's time for another Music Moment. Today's guest is the famous composer, Mr. Minoru Tanaka. ...Mr. Tanaka, you've had many hits. Which song do you personally think has the deepest feel in its lyrics and melody to you? Tanaka: "Jmm. I'd have to say it was my debut song." ...It was "Walk With You", right? Tanaka: "That's right. The singer really tied it all together. She's my wife now, as you might know. ...Aha, how sweet of you. Now, let's all check out "Walk With You", sung by our special guest himself, Mr. Tanaka .................... Walking with you along the path The wind blows so gently on us I'm so happy to be with you. Wow wow... .................... ...Thank you very much. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Tanaka. That's all for today. See you next time! This normally scheduled program of Music Moment has been cancelled to bring you the Mineral Town election results Thomas 100 Votes Harris 2 Votes Doctor 30 Votes Thomas has been reelected as a mayor for the 15th time! ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Farming News | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Dairy Farm News! Today we'll talk about food for the cattle. Do you guys have a question, Cole or Tom? Cole: "What do the cattle eat?" ...They mainly eat Fodder twice a day! Tom: "I see. They eat twice a day. Do they eat snacks? I can't live without snacks myself! ...Like every other kid, the cattle like to have snacks too. Tom: "Really? They eat snacks like us?" ...But you can't give too many snacks just because they like it. They have to eat Fodder everyday. Tom: "Okay!" ...See you next time. Farming news! Today we'll talk about the fields. Do you guys have a question, Syd or Jack? Syd: "Can we plant seeds anywhere?" ...No, you have to sow the seeds in a prepared field. Syd: "I see. What does it look like?" ...You see a section in the farm with good soil. You have to till the soil and plant the seeds. Jack: "Can you grow any kind of crops?" ...Not really. Some crops need better soil than others, do you understand? Jack: "Kind of..." ...See you next time. Dairy Farm News! Today we'll talk about milk. Do you guys have a question, Cole or Tom? Tom: "How many times can we milk a cow?" ...If you milk a cow in the morning, you can do it one more time in teh evening. Cole: "Twice a day? Wow, cows are hard working!" ...Hey, cole, did you know that you can only milk cows that have had babies? Cole: "Yes, I know!" Tom: "Really!? I thoguht they all have milk when they grow up!" ...Many people don't know about it. Humans are the same, right? Topm: "I see. Cows are like humans." ...Milking is good for them. If you don't milk them for a while, they get sick, so be careful. Tom: "I could never leave delicious milk alone!" ...Oh, tom. You have to be nice to the cows when you milk them. You can't just milk them whenever you want. Tom: "Okay!" ...See you next time! Farming News! Today we'll talk about the seeds. Do you guys have a question, Mike or Sean? Mike: "Are there different types of seeds?" ...Actually, there are different types of seeds. Root Crops, Stem Crops and Trees. Sean: "Can you tell just by looking at their seeds?" ...That's very difficult. Let me show you several main crops you can grow: Tomatoes Watermelons Strawberries Melons ...are stem crops. Turnips Potatoes Carrots Sweet Potatoes ...are root crops. Peaches Oranges Grapes Bananas Apples ...are trees. Do you understand? Mike: "There are many other crops, right?" ...Of course. See you next time. Cole and Tom's Happy Farming Quiz! Cole: "Today's my tur to give you a quiz!" Tom: "Go easy on me, okay...?" Cole: "How many times do the cattle eat a day? Tom: "Um... Twice!" Cole: "Corrrrrect!" Tom: "Yes!" Farming News! Today we'll talk about the fields. Do you guys have a question, Syd or Jack? Syd: "Can we plant seeds anywhere?" ...No. You have to sow the seeds in a prepared field. Syd: "I see. Hwat does it look like?" ...You see a section in the farm with good soil. You have to till the soil and plant the seeds. Jack: "Can you grow any kind of crops?" ...Not really. Some crops need better soil than others. do you understand? Jack: "Kind off..." ...See you next time. Dairy Farm News! Today we'll talk about the quality of milk. Do you guys have a question, Cole or Tom? Tom: "I think milk tastes different depending on the season. Is it just me, or...?" ...Good point, Tom! Cole: "Really? It tastes different?" ...Yes, Cole. It tastes better in the cold seasons. Tom: "I knew it! But I have a question..." ...What, Tom? Tom: "Do calves drink the same milk as we do? They need a lot of nutrients, right? ...Tom, another good point! Cows that just have had babies produce special milk. Tom: "I knew it!" ...The milk produced within 3 days of deliver is full of special nutrients. Calves grow stronger with this milk. Cole: "Really. The milk is very important!" ...We drink normal milk, but the special milk is not sold anywhere because it's for calves. Tom: "I see. So the milk we drink and the milk calves drink are different... I wonder what it tastes like?" ...You may be able to taste it if you go to a farm Tom: "Sounds good... I'll try it." ...Oh, Tom. You do anything for food? See you next time! ________________________________________________ |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | Star Trip | |________________________________________________| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Drama "Star Trip" Episode 1 Giant's Star Star Date 387694286115... Our ship, the USS Secondprize, has reached a new planet to explore. Crewman A: "What the heck is this place!?" Crewman B: "Everything is huge! It's like one of those Planet of the Giants..." Villager A: "Who's there? I say who's there?" Villager B: "Huh? I've never seen Harvest Sprites like that before." Villager C: "But, who are they? There are no other Harvest Sprites except for us here." Crewman A: "Harv... spri...? I don't know what's going on here, but they speak, and they are about the same size as we are. Alright, let's make contact...!" Crewman B: "Waah! It's HUGE!" A giant monster! It's coming after us!! Aaaaaah!!" Dog: "Arf arf" Crewman A: "This place is too dangerous for us! We've no choice!" Fall back to the ship! Retreat!!" ...So we returned to the ship and then obliterated the planet competely, and continued on our epic voyage. To be continued... "Star Trip" Episode 3 The Plants Star Date 387694286123... Our ship has once again landed on an unknown planet. Crewman A: "What is this thing?" Crewman B: "It seems to be an insect eating a plant. No, wait... It can't possibly... It can speak!?" Creepy Plant: "Yo, my man! I am one hungry plant. Do ya got any food you can spare?" Crewman A: "It...it's going to eat us..." Creepy Plant: "Must eat. Must eat..." Crewman B: "You dang plant! Think you're gonna eat us, do ya!?" Creepy Plant: "Eat... you? Don't be stupid. Why would I want to eat such yucky tasting things like you? I'm a vegetarian you know?" Crewman A: "A vegetarian... plant that eats...other... plants!?" Creepy Plant: "Not only that, but I'm also really picky about what I eat. Not just anything'll do. Crewman B: "That's it. We're done with this one. Beam us up, Biscotti." So we returned to the ship and then obliterated the planet completely, and continued on our epic voyage. To be continued... Last Updated March 22, 2004. Version .75 Most things completed. Will add new scripts as they are found.