****************************************************************************** Battletoads & Double Dragon Game Script Version 1.0 Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized) Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction II. Version History III. Character Introductions IV. Prologue V. Levels VI. Credits and Thanks VII. Legal ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that appears in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals. ****************************************************************************** II. Version History ********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** 1.0 - February 25, 2005 ****************************************************************************** III. Character Introductions ************************************************* ****************************************************************************** STARRING THE 'TOADS Rash I'm the crazy one and I'm super cool. My smash hits will leave 'em cold! Zitz I'm the smartest thing on webbed feet. I can think as well as fight! Pimple I may not be smart, but when brain power fails, brute force prevails! AND THE DRAGONS Billy Lee I'm ready to rumble! No-one can match my twisting typhoon kick! Jimmy Lee If the going gets rough, then I'm your man. I love a good fight! VERSUS THE BOSSES Abobo Abobo good at fight! You little jerks not stand a chance against me! Big Blag I'll be chompin' n' stompin' if ya dare step inside the colossus! Roper Roper's the name, shootin's my game. Come near me n' I'll blast ya ta bits! Robo Manus BZZT! You fleshy foolsz will beg for mercy when fzzt I'm through with you! Shadow Boss Come and get me if you dare, Dragons! I'll destroy you and those 'Toads! The Dark Queen I'll soon rule your precious earth Battlejerks! Ha-ha-ha-ha! ****************************************************************************** IV. Prologue ***************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** - The story so far - When a battle-cruiser the size of a city smashes out of the moon, you can bet it ain't gonna be makin' no social calls... ___________________________ T. Birds calls up the toads ___________________________ Looks like the dark queen's bruisin' for a rematch 'Toads! She ain't taking any chances this time, not with the Shadow Boss for backup! __________________________ The 'Toads listen intently __________________________ Don't get in a flap, Prof. We'll make it even, by teaming up with the Dragons! Jimmy and Billy Lee: We're read to rumble, Toads pick us up at City Hall, we can intercept the ratship before it reaches earth! The Battlecopter swoops low over City Hall and the Lee twins climb on board. With the ultimate team assembled, the 'Copter heads up into space to make a pre-emptive strike against the dark forces.... ****************************************************************************** V. Levels ******************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** ******************* Level 1 Tail of the Ratship ******************* _____________________________________________________ * * Level four has been and gone team! Well done! * * _____________________________________________________ T. Bird: Abobo, even I could beat you. Useless lumbering half-wits don't scare us. Abobo: Come here an' say dat scrawny buzzard ! Not matter, 'cuz Blag's next. ********** Level 2 Blag Alley ********** _______________________________________________________ * * Lookin' good, boys! Level two is outta the way! * * _______________________________________________________ T. Bird: You don't look so big now, Blag ! Never pick on those smaller than you ! Big Blag: I wasn't feeling my best. It wasn't a fair fight, you feathery freak ! *************** Level 3 Ropes 'N' Roper *************** _________________________________________________________ * * It's the right result for level three! Excellent! * * _________________________________________________________ T. Bird: Roper, our fists beat your bullets,didn't they? Right, who's next ? Roper: You talk big for a beaky jerk. The Dark Queen's gonna blow your team to bits! ************** Level 4 Ratship Rumble ************** _____________________________________________________ * * Level four has been and gone team! Well done! * * _____________________________________________________ T. Bird: How sad, the nasty boys broke poor queenies spaceship. Heh-heh-heh ! Dark Queen: Quit cackling, you seed scoffing fool! Robo-manus will destroy the earth ! ************** Level 5 Missile Mayhem ************** ________________________________________________________ * * It's the right result for level five! Excellent! * * ________________________________________________________ T. Bird: Ha-ha-ha, join the ratship on the junk pile, you robotic rust bucket ! Robo Manus: Bzt! I wasz flying that misszzle ! Now it'szz -bzzt- going to craszzh ! ******************** Level 6 Shadow-boss Showdown ******************** ____________________________________________________ * * Level six has been and gone team! Well done! * * ____________________________________________________ T. Bird: Ha! The Shadow Boss was cruisin' for a bruisin" and that's what he got ! Shadow Boss: Think you're tough, pencil neck ? The Queen's not over with you jerks ! *************************** Level 7 Armageddon II - The Rematch *************************** ______________________________________________________________________________ * Game Completed * * Game Completed * * Game Completed * * Game Completed * ______________________________________________________________________________ T. Bird: It's game over for you, Dark has-been! You'll be banished forever! Dark Queen: Don't count your chickens, winged weirdo. I'll be back, that's a promise ! ****** Ending ****** The Dark Queen, beaten and humbled, makes her escape into space, while the Shadow Boss seeks sanctuary in the murky alleyways! The Toads and Dragons go their seperate ways, but evil forces beware... Battletoads And Double Dragon Are - The Ultimate Team - ****************************************************************************** VI. Credits and Thanks ******************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ. ****************************************************************************** VII. Legal ******************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** This FAQ is Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione. This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. 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