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Introduction | G0100 | | 02.) Basics | G0200 | |----------------------------------------------------------------+-----------| | 03.) Basic Walkthrough | G0300 | | 04.) Full Walkthrough | G0400 | |----------------------------------------------------------------+-----------| | 05.) Maps | G0500 | |----------------------------------------------------------------+-----------| | YY.) Version History | GYY00 | | ZZ.) Credits & Thanks | GZZ00 | '=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-' =============================================================================== 01.) INTRODUCTION G0100 =============================================================================== Welcome to Softporn Adventure for the PC, also released on the AppleII and the Atari 8-bit. This game was released a long time ago by Sierra and is one of the first commerical games ever. Because it is so old, there are no grapics and this is purely text-based. It later became the basis for 'Leisure Suit Larry In the Land of the Lounge Lizards' (Larry 1) as you can notice from many of the game's puzzles, story and locations. It was later included in the Larry Collection packages and other compilations. There are two walkthroughs in this guide. The full walkthrough will tell you what happens when you enter the command. Whereas this is a spoiler, it helps to see if you are on the right track while following the guide. Some sentences may have been removed. If you just want to play through the game and read on your own, use the basic walkthrough. If you use that guide and don't know if you are at the right spot, double check with the full one. Suggestions, comments or errors - tell me about it. Enjoy! =============================================================================== 02.) BASICS G0200 =============================================================================== All the commands use very simple grammar. To see where you are just type LOOK and you'll be given all the info and description of the location. You walk around with E, N, S, W, U and D. Type INVENTORY too see what you've go on you, you can only hold 7 items so drop some if you don't need them anymore. The top of the screen will mention where you can go and who/what you can interact with. When the game starts, type Y or N to open a save game. If you don't remember your previous save game just look into the Softporn directory for the file ending with .gam and you will know. You start off with $2,500. If you need money go to the CASINO and E N then PLAY 21, save before playing though! Bet 1000 and when you win, save and when you lose, load. You do not need too much money but a few thousand here and there. Leave the casino via S W. Just make sure you always have $200 to get back to the casino if you need more. =============================================================================== 03.) BASIC WALKTHROUGH G0300 =============================================================================== ORDER WHISKEY TAKE WHISKEY W TAKE FLOWERS GIVE WHISKEY TAKE UNIT N LOOK BASIN TAKE RING LOOK GRAFFITI S E PUSH BUTTON BELLYBUTTON E TV ON 6 N U (Requires $2000) TAKE CANDY N D LOOK GARBAGE LOOK CORE TAKE SEEDS W N HAIL CAB CASINO PAY DRIVER E E U W LOOK ASHTRAY TAKE PASSCARD E D W W HAIL CAB DISCO PAY DRIVER E BUY RUBBER Y/N for questions LOOK RACK BUY MAGAZINE LOOK MAGAZINE W N SHOW PASSCARD W BUY WIN LOOK GIRL GIVE FLOWERS GIVE CANDY GIVE RING TAKE WINE E S GIVE WINE E DROP WINE W TAKE KNIFE HAIL CAB CASINO PAY DRIVER >Win $3000 at the casino N MARRY GIRL (Requires $3000) S HAIL CAB DISCO PAY DRIVER N SHOW PASSCARD W S DIAL 555-0987 N E S HAIL CAB CASINO PAY DRIVER E E U W S SCREW GIRL CUT ROPE TAKE ROPE DROP KNIFE DROP PASSCARD N E D LOOK PLANT ENTER BUSHES TAKE STOOL TAKE HAMMER EAT MUSHROOM S PUSH BUTTON BELLYBUTTON E U WEAR RUBBER SCREW HOOKER DROP RUBBER DROP UNIT N USE ROPE W BREAK WINDOW S TAKE PILLS N E DROP ROPE D W HAIL CAB CASINO PAY DRIVER E E U GIVE PILLS DROP PILLS DROP HAMMER PUSH BUTTON E DROP STOOL CLIMB STOOL LOOK CABINET GET PITCHER WATER ON FILL PITCHER W PUSH BUTTON D ENTER BUSHES WATER SEEDS TAKE APPPLE EAT MUSHROOM N HAIL CAB CASINO PAY DRIVER E E U PUSH BUTTON U N D GIVE APPLE SCREW GIRL =============================================================================== 04.) FULL WALKTHROUGH G0400 =============================================================================== I'm in a sleazy bar. Behind the bar sits the bartender. A sign hanging over him says 'BEER-$100 WHISKEY-$100'. The Place isn't furnished too well. A curtain hangs on one wall. There's a button on the wall next to it. A fan whirls slowly overhead moving the stagnant air around. >ORDER WHISKEY I give the bartender $100 and he puts it on the bar. >TAKE WHISKEY I've got it! >W I'm in a dimly lit hallway. The paint is peeling off the walls and the floor hasn't been cleaned in months. Cockroaches run across the floor- jumping as the loosely installed lightbulb crackles and flickers. An old desk sits pushed against the wall. A businessman sits on a broken chair. Seems kind of drunk! >TAKE FLOWERS I've got it! >GIVE WHISKEY The guy gives me a tv controller!! >TAKE UNIT I've got it! >N I'm in a bathroom. The stench is unbelievable! Grafitti is all over the wa Cockroaches don't seem to survive in this place, their dead bodies are str everywhere. The sink's faucets are broken- in fact the sink hangs from the wall by its rusty plumbing. A toilet sits in the corner. Looks dangerous! >LOOK BASIN What's that I see? >TAKE RING I've got it! >LOOK GRAFFITI t h e p a s s w o r d i s : B E L L Y B U T T O N >S >E >PUSH BUTTON A voice asks 'WHATS THE PASSWORD?' Your answer? >BELLYBUTTON The curtain pulls back!! >E I'm in the backroom of the bar. Theres this big dude in here with me. He's wearing a button. I can't see what it says, maybe I should take a close look at him. Stairs lead up to the second floor. There's a TV in the corner also. I get the feeling loitering is not encouraged here. >TV ON Choose a channel (1-9) >6 Cable TV! They're showing the kinkiest X-rated movies! This one's titled, 'Deep Nostril!' The pimp likes this one! He's engrossed in the action he sees! He seems distracted now... Change the channel? (Y/N) >N >U (Requires $2000) The pimp takes $2000 and says ok. I'm in a seedy bedroom. There's a hooker in here also. The bed's a mess and the hooker's the same! The room is painted bright pink & the ceiling is covered with mirrors! A sign says 'Take precautions! The clap could be fatal!' To the north is a sliding glass door- it leads to a balcony. >TAKE CANDY I've got it! >N I'm on a balcony. Off in the distance I see a brightly lit billboard. A fire escape ladder is at one end of the balcony. A sign says 'Use in extreme emer- gency! Looking towards the west end of the balcony I see a window ledge. It looks too dangerous to go there- I might fall! The place smells of garbage. >D There's a fire escape ladder above me which lowers automatically whenver weight is put on it. As a result I find myself in the garbage dumpster which some fool placed under it! The trash in this thing is foul! I'm sitting in a sea of coffee grinds and egg shells. Trash surrounds me. I think I may puke! >LOOK GARBAGE What's that I see? >LOOK CORE What's that I see? >TAKE SEEDS I've got it! >W >N I'm on a sidewalk outside the bar. A couple of strange dogs wander around. A cat is crouched in the entrance watching the dogs. Some paper blows by from the overfilled garbage dumpster next to me. I just miss stepping on a dogs 'calling card'. The dogs look at me-I hope they dont think Im a fire hydrant! >HAIL CAB A taxi pulls up and screeches to a halt. I get in the back and sit down. A sign says, 'We service 3 destinations. When asked, please specify- disco, casino, or bar.' The driver turns and asks, 'Where to, Mac?' WELL??? >CASINO I'm on a downtown street. People from all walks of life are milling about. Cadillac limos & Mercedes sport cars drive up & down the street bringing gamb- lers to and from the casinos. To the north a sign says 'Use our services to enter into a blissful life!' The driver says 'That'll be $100'. >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >E I'm in the main casino room. Row upon row of slot machines fill the room. The bells of the machines clamor as winnings are paid out to the winners. The police cart off the losers. Vagrancy is not tolerated here. Vagrants are exterminated...keeps the crime rate low! But everyone seems happy here. >E I'm in the main lobby. There's a stairway going up to the hotel desk. The only other exit leads back to the casino. Over in the corner is a flourishing plant which is sitting in a pot. Couches and tables are also in the room- as are other items one would find in a lobby. The lobby is empty. Everyones gambling! >U I'm at the registration counter of the hotel. A sign says 'No VACANCY'. There is an elevator next to the counter marked 'Penthouse- PRIVATE'. A button is next to the elevator. The smell of perfume fills the air! The sexiest blonde you have ever seen stands behind the counter!! I'd sure love to ride her! >W I'm in a hallway. Doors line each side- most have 'Do not disturb' hung on the doorknobs. Waiters from room service pass by bringing food and drink to the hotel guests. An ashtray stands next to the wall. South is the entrance to the honeymoon suite. >LOOK ASHTRAY What's that I see? >TAKE PASSCARD I've got it! >E >D >W >W >HAIL CAB .DISCO We arrive and I get out! I'm on a sidewalk. To the north is a fancy doorway- the entrance to the disco club. An old bum sits by the entrance- he's definately seen better days. The guy really looks tormented! To the east is the pharmacy. Apartment houses and homes line the rest of the street. The driver says 'That'll be $100'. >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >E I'm in a pharmacy. On one wall sits a magazine rack. A sign reads 'This is not a library- NO READING'. A pharmacist sits behind the counter. Kids stop and buy candy. Others buy newspapers/cigarettes etc. A mirror to protect against shoplifting is mounted in the corner. >BUY RUBBER The man leans over the counter and whispers: What color? > And for a flavor? Lubricated? (Y/N) >Y/N Ribbed? (Y/N) >Y/N He yells- This pervert just bought a , -flavored (Lubricated), (Ribbed) rubber!!!! A lady walks by and looks me in DISGUST!!!! >LOOK RACK What's that I see? >BUY MAGAZINE He takes $100 and gives me the magazine >LOOK MAGAZINE Mmmmm....an interesting magazine with a nice centerfold! The feature article is about how to pick up an innocent girl at a disco. It says- 'Shower her with presents. Dancing won't hurt either. And wine is always good to get things moving!' >W >N I'm in the entrance to the disco. Pictures line the entrance way showing the happy singles who attend their club. Singles pass by me into the club. Couples wander out- kissing and making eyes at each other. A door is to the west. The door has a sign on it. >SHOW PASSCARD A voice asks 'PASSCARD' I search in my pockets and... I have it! The door opens! >W I'm in the 'Swinging Singles Disco'. There's a crazy DJ playing the newest hits. The dance floor is filled with guys and gals doin' the best steps in town. The crowd is really getting into it- everybody's having fun. There's a table to stand at over by the dance floor. A sign at the table- 'Wine $100'. >BUY WIN The waitress takes $100 and says she'll return POOR SERVICE! >LOOK GIRL Cute and innocent! Just the way I like my women. Oh, this girl is great! She has a beautiful California tan...and pert little breasts...a trim waist...and well-rounded hips! I dream about getting this nice a girl. I hope you play this game well enough so I can have my jollys with her! You could make your puppet a very happy man! >GIVE FLOWERS She blushes profusely and puts them in her hair! >GIVE CANDY She smiles and eats a couple!! >GIVE RING She blushes and puts it in her purse. She says 'See you at the marriage center!!' >TAKE WINE I've got it! >E >S >GIVE WINE He looks at me and starts to speak... Well, my son...here's my story. I came here many years ago- and my goals were the same as yours... but this adventure was too much for me! Here's a gift...carry it with you at all times!! There's some kinky girls in this town! And you never know when you may need to use this to defend yourself!! After all, you may get caught up in a program bug. He throws up and gives me back the wine. >E >DROP WINE >W >TAKE KNIFE I've got it! >HAIL CAB >CASINO We arrive and I get out! The driver says 'That'll be $100'. >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >N I'm in a quickie marriage center. A flashing neon sign says 'Why wait? Marry the girl of your dreams today! You provide the girl, we provide a legal marr- iage for only $1000!' A plaque on the wall proclaims 'Over 1 million served!' To the east is 'The Adventurers Hotel'. Seems like quite a classy place! >MARRY GIRL (Requires $3000) Ok Why am I doing this?!?!?!?! The preacher takes $1000 and winks! The girl grabs $2000 and says 'Meet me at the honeymoon suite! I've got connections to get a room there!!' >S >HAIL CAB >DISCO >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >N >SHOW PASSCARD A voice asks 'PASSCARD' I search in my pockets and... I have it! The door opens! >W >S I'm in a dimly lit hallway. The paint is peeling off the walls and the floor hasn't been cleaned in months. Cockroaches run across the floor- jumping as the loosely installed lightbulb crackles and flickers. An old desk sits pushed >DIAL 555-0987 A voice answers and says 'Wine for the nervous newlyweds!! coming right up! >N >E >S >HAIL CAB >CASINO >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >E >E >U >W >S I'm in the honeymoon suite of the hotel. The decor is fabulous! A giant heart shaped bed sits in the corner of the room. The floor is covered with a deep shag rug. A tiffany lamp provides just the right amount of light to complete the atmosphere. A breeze flows through the curtain on the east wall. >SCREW GIRL She says, 'Lay down, Honey- Let me give you a special surprise!' I lay down and she says, 'OK- now close your eyes.' I close my eyes and she starts to go to work on me. I'm really enjoying myself when suddenly she ties me to the bed!! Then she says, 'So long, turkey!' and runs out of the room!! Well- the score is now 1 out of a possible 3...but I'm also tied to the bed and can't move. >CUT ROPE Let's see if I have the knife... I do and it worked! Thanks! >TAKE ROPE I've got it! >DROP KNIFE >DROP PASSCARD >N >E >D >LOOK PLANT There's a group of bushes behind it!! >ENTER BUSHES I'm in a lush garden!!! The air is filled with the aroma of all sorts of plants. Green ferns are everywhere. Roses and other flowers emit their wonder fragrances. If there was ever a garden of eden- this certainly has to be the place! The entrance has dissappeared as I walked in!! How do I get out? >TAKE STOOL I've got it! >TAKE HAMMER I've got it! >EAT MUSHROOM HOLY COW!!! PSYCHEDELIC!!!!! PRETTY COLORS APPEAR AND I'M ELSEWHERE! >S >PUSH BUTTON >BELLYBUTTON >E >U >WEAR RUBBER It tickles!!! >SCREW HOOKER It's a good thing I was wearing that rubber!! She was ok- but really...can't you do better than this? The score is now 2 out of a possible 3. So, congratulations! Well, go to it, you stud! Find me another girl! >DROP RUBBER >DROP UNIT >N >USE ROPE Ok >W I'm on a window ledge. My safety rope leads back to the fire escape. While it helps some, I could still fall and kill myself SO BE CAREFUL! The window looks into a room-but I can't see to much from here. People down on the street below look up at me and scream something about 'Dont Jump'. What's their problem? >BREAK WINDOW Let me see if I have a hammer... The window smashes to pieces! >S I'm in the room I broke into! The entrance on the far side of the room is locked shut. The plaster's falling off the wall-the usual. The only items around are a paper bag and a bright pink bathrobe. The wall has a centerfold taped to it. Thru the door's peephole I see people in the hallway. Bad exit! >TAKE PILLS I've got it! >N >E >DROP ROPE >D >W >HAIL CAB >CASINO >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >E >E >U >GIVE PILLS The blonde looks at the pills and says, 'Thanks! I love this stuff!' She takes a pill...her nipples start to stand up! Wow!! She's breathing heavily...I hope she rapes me!! She says, 'So long, sucker! I'm going to go see my boy friend!' She disappears down the stairs.... >DROP PILLS >DROP HAMMER >PUSH BUTTON >E The elevator doors open. I get in. As the doors close, music starts playing. It's the usual elevator stuff...boring! We start to move...after a few seconds the elevator stops. The doors open and I get out. Mmmmm. This is a peeping tom's paradise! Across the way is another hotel. Ah hah! The curtains are open at one window! The bathroom door opens and a girl walks out. Holy cow! Her boobs are huge- and look at the way they sway as she strides across the room! Now she's taking a large sausage-shaped object and looking at it longingly! Damn! She shut the curtain! >DROP STOOL >CLIMB STOOL >LOOK CABINET >GET PITCHER I've got it! >WATER ON >FILL PITCHER >W >PUSH BUTTON >D >ENTER BUSHES >WATER SEEDS >TAKE APPPLE I've got it! >EAT MUSHROOM HOLY COW!!! PSYCHEDELIC!!!!! PRETTY COLORS APPEAR AND I'M ELSEWHERE! >N >HAIL CAB >CASINO >PAY DRIVER The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off. >E >E >U >PUSH BUTTON >U >N >D >GIVE APPLE She takes the apple and raises it to her mouth. With an outrageously innocent look, she takes a small bite out of it. A smile comes across her face! She's really starting to look quite sexy!! She winks and lies back in the jacuzzi. >SCREW GIRL She hops out of the tub- the steam rising from her skin...her body is the best looking I've ever seen!! Then she comes up to me and gives the best time of my life! Well...I guess that's it! As your puppet in this game, I thank you for the pleasure you have brought me.... So long...I've got to get back to my new girl here! Keep it up! Thy quest is over! =============================================================================== 05.) MAPS GYY00 =============================================================================== BAR: ```` Window - Balcony | | Bathroom Street Bedroom | | | Hallway - Bar - Back Room DISCO & PHARMACY: ````````````````` Disco - Bouncer | | Phonebooth Street - Pharmacy CASINO & CHAPEL: ```````````````` Hall - Desk | Honeymoon Suite - Balcony | Chapel 21 | | Street - Casino - Lobby | Bathroom =============================================================================== YY.) VERSION HISTORY GYY00 =============================================================================== v1.0 First release (2nd of May 2005) v1.01 Format update (25th of August 2008) =============================================================================== ZZ.) CREDITS & THANKS GZZ00 =============================================================================== GameFAQs for hosting this file. Sierra for the game. Al Lowe for creating the game (for Sierra), he has a download link on this website and you can check out this game for free! There is also a nice little backstory to the game which makes for an interesting read. http://www.allowe.com/Larry/softporn.htm (viewed August 2008) All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders. This guide may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. 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