(TXT) “Sorry I was late to the meeting, but the firemen wouldn't let me in the building for some reason … ”
 (TXT) WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 (TXT) Yet another case where a spammer didn't bother to actually read the page
 (TXT) “This site under construction”