-- The Quick and Dirty B-Movie Plot Generator --
       
       Only the finest script writers were hired to come up with thie plot:
       
       Lincoln Shelby Ramsden is a hip-hop Bolivian vampire with a knack
       for trouble. Davina Ainslie Verrenneau is a Catholic disco-crazy
       senator from a doomed world. And together, they must save Elvis from
       the Illinois Nazis.
       
       Link for this B-Movie Plot:
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