* * * * * Notes on an overheard conversation without context because I think it's funnier that way “There was something supernatural about it.” “That reminds me of … oh … XXXX … I blanking on his last name. He channeled an elf.” “Oh! You mean XXXXXXXXXXXX.” “Yes! XXXXXXXXXXXX!” “He thought he was an elf?” “No, he channeled an elf.” “What?” “Channeled. You know those New Age woo woo people who think they're communicating with alients from Atlantis?” “Oh, yeah.” “And he channeled other entities besides elves.” “Um … how did you guys know him?” “It was high school. A different time back then.” Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .