* * * * * There's a van Gogh joke in here somewhere Bunny went to the local Michaels Craft store [1] to pick up a project, and she returned with a small gift for me: [An image of a pencil eraser in the shape of a human ear] “'Ere you go! Earase to your ear's content!” [2] An eraser (or as it states on the package, a gomme à effacer) in the shape of a human ear. And it also appears not to be for kids between newly born and 12 years old if I'm reading the small graphic icon in the corner of the package correctly. Maybe not for kids less than a year old? I don't know, it just has a small kid face with the text “0–12,” encased in a circle with a slash. I … don't know what to say, other than “Thank you!” but aside from that … I have nothing. [1] https://www.michaels.com/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2025/09/07/earaser.jpg Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .