* * * * * Notes on an overheard conversation of two people opening a package “Oh, it's a mug from Sunny Farms, in Sequim, Washington.” “It's pronounced ‘skwim.’” “Pardon?” “It's pronounced ‘skwim.’” “So, you're saying the ‘E’ is silent?” “Yes.” “…” “It's Washington! What can I say?” Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .