* * * * * Yelling at clouds I will admit—these are kneejerk reactions, but they're honestly my reactions to reading the following statements. I know, I know, hanging onions off our belt is long out of style. And get off my lawn! Anyway … statment the first: > Think jq, but without having to ask an LLM (Large Language Model) to write > the query for you. > Via Lobsters [1], “A float walks into a gradual type system [2]” So … using jq is so hard you need to use a tool that will confabulate ¼ of the time in order to construct a simple query? Is that what you are saying? That you can't be bothered to use your brain? Just accept the garbage spewed forth by a probabilistic text slinger? Really? And did you use an LLM to help write the code? If not, why not? Sigh. And statement the second: > … and most importantly, coding can be social and fun again. > Via Lobsters [3], “introducing tangled [4]” If I had known that programming would become a team sport, I, an introvert, would have choosen a different career. Does XXXXXXX everything have to be social? Why can't it just be fun? I need to be micromanaged as well? [1] https://lobste.rs/s/nydzso/float_walks_into_gradual_type_system [2] https://ruudvanasseldonk.com/2025/a-float-walks-into-a-gradual-type-system [3] https://lobste.rs/s/zxthnz/tangled_git_collaboration_platform [4] https://blog.tangled.sh/intro Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .