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                Notes on an overheard conversation late at night
                                        
“You know, you could turn on a light instead of using your phone as a flash
light.”  

“No, Then I would have to get up to turn on a light.” 

“I could turn one on for you.” 

“No, then I would just have to get up to turn it off.” 


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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