* * * * * Dear Walmart … seriously? That's what you keep under lock and key? You keep alcohol wipes under lock and key? Are they that valuable? You do realize that we repealed the 18^th Amendment [1], right? Sigh. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .