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  “Until I'm rescued from this Chinese fortune cookie factory, I might as well
                             make the best of it!”
                                        
I appear to have ths knack for getting odd Chinese fortune cookie fortunes.
I've yet to get the “Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
but this is darned close:

[Fortune cookie says: “Come back later… I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need
their sleep, too)”] Philip, we need to talk about your sleeping on the job
here at the Fortune Cookie Factory … ” [1]
 

At least this time it wasn't in French [2].

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/12/05/fortunecookie.jpg
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2022/11/01.1

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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