* * * * * Extreme pumpkin, Asheville NC edition Bunny and I visited the Western North Carolina Farmers Market [1] in Asheville [2]. Pumpkins were everywhere, but then there was this one: [Picture of a pumpkin with that look like very scary cancerous growths all over it] “Tetsuooooooooooooooooooo!” [3] No need to carve that pumpkin; any spirits seeing this will flee away, screaming. [1] https://www.ncagr.gov/markets/facilities/markets/asheville/index.htm [2] https://www.asheville.com/ [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/29/Scary-pumpkin.jpg Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .